mini city

http://aloen.myminicity.com/

click the link!
I need to build up Aloen into a meltingpot of culture and people. Yea yea I know its VR... shuttup.

anyone

... for dim sum?

... for Penang on the 5th?

I want Squishables...
Can't make up my mind on which...
Whale?
Shark?
Octopus?
Turtle?
Tiger?
*cry*

Oh go check out the Gospel of The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
...

Now I want spaghetti.

hail

I GIVE YOU PIKTOORS!

I think there should be just 2 occasions to picture-fest about... Oh, no, 3...

Girls @ 10th (Part 1)


Girls @ 10th (Part 2)


Pizza Day


December Fooding (Part 1)


December Fooding Part 2
(Coming Soon)

The 'coming soon' really depends on Sid and Junes... They have the rest of the pictures. I really need to get a replacement charger now... Camera still battery-less.

Here's Happy BELATED Christmas to you~!

the fun

I feel very accomplished now. The December fooding was a success. Totally fun.
:D

To Liza, Mo, Mich, Junes, Dan, Shar, Sid, Hendy, Usaid, Emir, Shrav and Hakim.
Thanks for being there, I love you guys like madnessly.

Highlight of the night (and the wee hours of the morning):

Emir and sushi

Instant fall in with the whole crowd

Musicfest in my room

Fun in the house with the scooter

Scooter reverse parking: FAIL!

Good company

Good Food

Tiramisu jadi and loved

Emir has mad guitar skills.

Sheysha and (lame) jokes

DURIAN!

Sms-ing The Voice at 5am (his 6am) just to laugh and say he missed out on it all.

Priceless moments logged in my life.
Pictures up as soon as i get them.

ouchies

The thing, it hurts...
The ouchies much


I knew it'd hurt...
Still stuffed as such


The Gel I thought
Enough, its not


At 3 I stopped...
Pleasure not begot

______________

It's meant to be cryptic.
Hahahaha...
(full on story on the other blog)

Tonight's Johnny's Christmas Dinner
Tomorrow is my Christmas Dinner.

lawling

MICH IS BACK!
Oh, yea I said that already.
Met up with her, Shrav and Usaid yesterday and OMG FIRST CHINESE TAKEOUT SHOP EVARRR!!! With chinese takeout bags too!!! Quite pricey though...

I got the thing...
Now the thing needs batteries...
ohohohoho~!

ngarrrhh

Sorry for the long delay in updates (assuming I have people who need a daily dose of my life)...
Nonplus title... It's a [explative] Monday.

I'm overdosing on Incubus music today. Radioblog and Youtube's teh awesomer.
Recap of weekend. Stayed at home all day Saturday. I woke up at 2... No, I woke up at 10am but stayed in perpetual sloth until 2 then I got hungry and hunted for lunch. 'Hunted' isn't a good word, there was food on the table and then around after dinner-ish I found the joys of God Of War II. Mindless violence in a cd. Yay. Kratos has face-markings that I like. I shall emulate for All Hallow's Eve (but I'm not sure how since he's botak and all). Wait I has you a picha... on second thought, nevermind. NO PICTURE FOR YOU! I now will have to finish the game. God of War III coming out for PS3 in 2009 apparently...

My Sunday, you ask? Woke up usual time, didn't go out and played game. May and Min came over to make pizza. It worked... :O
Most fun, I say but next time we must find better pizza crust recipe.

I'm thinking of pulling forward the dinner thing to the 23rd since the important people (YES YOU PEOPLE ARE PENTING OKAY now suck it in before I take it back) cannot make it.

Also wik,
MICHELLE'S BACK! WHEEEEEE~!

whaddaya mean its only wednesday

Excuse me, I think I heard God laugh.
-______-;;

Is this week slow because my girls are coming back to the Tanah Air?
Oi, *prod* I'm asking you a question. *looks to sky*

I waits for Adrian to come into the office and settle down so I can bombard him with questions regarding the DDR. (Also wik, Pat is teh busy)

Oh, oh! LINK to lolcats~! Amusing much
=D

I think my English became so terbantut after going through 60 plus pages of lolcats...

ellowellow

Just waiting for a new set of files to come in before I can start work again.
*smiles*
Though it is kind of annoying having to wait cos there really is nothing to do here plus it's not even 11 yet.
Self-given dateline for task at hand: Today @ 6pm

Went out with the girls...
The more I think about it the more I realise I was chucked into the wrong class for 6 years back in Sri Inai. The lot of them were from my sister classes and I? I was in Orkid.
*muka kuda*
Iz is a blast from the past and absolutely a joy to hang out with!
=D

The Voice's router is still dead and it doesn't sound as if it'll be up anytime soon too.

I'm tempted to go but pasta from Coffee Bean but I have sammiches so I'll save that for another day. Tonight, I kick the brother off the PS2 and play Rayman because I can.
Hahahahaha

I was playing the stereotype game with Mo yesterday. I'm a Geek and she's a Bohe. Must remember to play stereotype game when Cinnamartyr comes back.
Goji misses Cinnamartyr!!!

Yay, work!

haj

Parents gone for Haj today. Plane will lift off at around 3pm. It's a whole box of yucky cookies without them cos the rest of the family paranoid... pelik. hahahah

But hey, it's cool. One burden off the religion chart.
Tunaikan Haji

There we go ladies and gents.

menguap like lion

I'm so fuckin' sleepyyyyy!

On to more interesting prepositions...

The Dinner thingy that I'm sort of wondering if I should do it will be for New Year's Eve.
It will be on a weekend (either 29th or 30th) since I'm working on Friday and Min's got her brother's birthday on New Years. Bummer eh?

I have to narrow down the guest list further and no I don't think parents would appreciate alcohol in the house to get people stoked. But if you want it so badly you may bring a bottle of voddie.

Shall it be a party for JUST the girls? Well, I don't think so... hahaha but the guest list is restricted though. Invitees only, all others will be shunned. SHUNNED!

Also wik,
Potluck cos I only feel like making roast chicken, mash and dessert (yes, yes and salad too).
KFC pun boleh but only if you bring it.

I can ask my brother if he wants to invite anyone too since it's his birthday as well. We'll get him some cake.

C'est quoi, ça ?

What is that?
What is what?
That! That person who just messaged me on FB... He thinks I'm tres cool. He's a smart man.

So, Mo says I have a colouful albeit very cartoony way of explaining something. Like when I was telling her where my inner-whatevers are...

My inner Romantic got chucked in a cage and is being fed cookies by the inner rather straightforward me.
My inner BeautyQueen is being beaten up by the inner Feminazi weilding a large stick.
and so on...

If only someone could paint the zoo that is my schitzophrenia. That'd be a sight to behold.

:P

mmmmmm goooooood

J&Co Donuts and Coffee is so the yums.

Wait, J&Co Donuts and Coffee and Sheysha is the yums...

Soooooo goooooooooood...

Sayang we should go when you come home k?

oh yea

My first out of the family PAYCHECK!

... goes into the diving fund.
XD

Yesterday I called The Voice cos I was bored waiting for the car which was stuck in the jam for 40 minutes. Waiting at Selangor Dredging... not funny. His FRIEND picked up (it's a guy, no worries) and was so blur. Took almost forever to find him and then I heard talking. I gave up, put down the phone and called Danny instead. Thank God for Pet-Brothers.

But that still didn't kill my sour mood (and it's still here today, now). I'm very angry. BARGH!

Moral of the story: Don't call people overseas without prior notice.
Therefore: I'm not calling him for the next few weeks. NO.

Lighter note:
The girls are coming back in a few weeks!
Hoes before Bros

I want coffee chats!!

*bawls*

what...

So yes, It's been a while hasn't it?
No, not the posts. The decent rambling that grabs you like Discovery Channel... Or was it Animal Planet. Anyway, Min and May made me watch a KOREAN DRAMA.

After your initial shock and horror please proceed to counter 12 for your dose of reality.






Drama is hardly the word for it...
The wordS for it would be hilarious, tongue-in-cheek and cheesyyyyyyyy to the tahap maksima but all around good wholesome enjoyable. It's called My Lovely Sam-Soon... of course in Korean its something elselah but I can't tell you 'cos I don't know.

Okay, okay... admittedly it is a soap opera... but it's not like The Bold and the Beautiful (The Bodoh and The Bangang) whereupon I always wished every character would just die and leave us all alone. Most of the plot arises from adultery, incest and I-hate-you-you-hate-me-but-lets-have-sex-anyway kind of situations. From watching 20 minutes of it, that's what I got.


Okay, glad that's over. It's almost a month since I started working in a law firm... 3 more to go.
*le sigh*

JL's back again... honestly, he's too fit. It almost makes me want to cry and beat the crap out of the poster boy for Sunday Mass. BAH! He's hot...

Shouting the outing:

• Neens! What happened?

Happy Belated Birthday to Usaid and his brother Qutayba. I was not impressed with La Risatta but they were attentive this time. I guess cos the mat sallehs takde and once again, if it weren't for my sister, I'd have been the only girl there which is was cos she left abit after 2 cans of Sprites and some JL bashing. Fun times... So how many guys were there? Alot. let's just keep it at alot.
Men are strange. Really, they are but aside from that, I watched Aimee & Jaguar, a german gay movie. I love foreign (European, South American) art movies... They so do not appeal to the masses. hahahaha...

agaiiiiin?

Another demonstration. This time by the Indian community.

Its not in any way a riot until the government decides the police should spray chemicals and throw tear gas. Bodoh semacam.

The Gahmen is in denial.

malasing

I don't feel like going for Jit and Harith's stand-up anymore.
D=

entertain me:
Answer anonymously:

1. One secret.
2. One compliment.
3. One non-compliment.
4. One love note, but it does not have to be for me.
5. Lyrics to a song.
6. How old you are.
7. How long we've been friends.
8. And a hint to who you are.
9. After you do it for me, put it in your LJ and see who does it for you. Or don't. Whatever works.

End Transmission.

rinduness

"If i can dream tonight, i want it to have you in it,"
-The Voice

AWWWWWWWWWWWW...
Now I miss him more...
D:

Now, onto some very annoying dreams (condensed version):
One time I was dreaming of something horrible, then I woke up and lo and behold, The Voice was sound asleep in my bed. I stared and then blinked and found myself waking up for the second time alone in my room and it was time to go to work. BAH!

BEHOLD! EMOTION!!!!!!!

pudu again...

Yes.
Pudu.
Work after walking with a bag filled with laptop equipment,
Going up two flights of stairs with said bag,
Lacking internet connection,
Has a squatting toilet which means i have to dehydrate myself so I won't need to pee,
The place looks like a slum.
Aircon pun sejuk semacam.
The office is gloomy, carpet is grey, old creaky stuff, paper records.
I'm surprised it hasnt been eaten by bugs.

One more book to do and it's over.
No more pudu.

ddr

I'm doing DDR in an internetless Pudu.
BAH!

What's DDR?
Due Diligence Report. Not dance dance revolution. Twit.

Anyway,
Hopefully I'll get it done by today. DDR is annoying.

I misses you all!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIN CHIEE (yesterday)!!!

call me

INSPECTOR!

hahahaha...
Tomorrow I follow the orangs to an Inspection.
Sayang, remind me to bring my laptop por favor?
Oh, and a thumb-drive.

I have an insane, insane craving for assam laksa from that shop in Ampang Park.
Come hither oh, car owning persons! COME HITHER AND BRINGETH ME TO THE LAKSA PLACE.

Hungry and pondery...
3 Months was all but celebrated (23.10.07)
6 Months should I make fuss out of it? (23.01.08)
Back in March, definitely something to pounce on. (Somewhere in March)
1 Year, that is a must-fuss. (23.07.08)

Just a thought.

Wooooo... I'm turning 21 in April.
Bitch, watch me own adulthood!
*does the dance*
I know it's abit early to start the dance BUT age is something of a definite. Noneed to plan plan one.
PARTY IN JUNE BABY!!!

it is

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOSDAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
*prolonged y slowly quieting down after a few seconds*

Dad should be passing my pay tonight as soon as wekwek cashes it.
>Which means more shopping monies

I should call up ASB @ BSC for tickets to Jit and Harith's show on the 30th
> Except I don't know who else wants to go
>> I should send out the smsses *does sms*
>>>Okay, dah.

I shall have my banana at 10am. Now, too busy chewing gum.
*swears at printer under breath and munches on a banana*

CD Review:
koRn
2007
Untitled


Yesterday I walked out to Great Eastern to buy ice cream in Cold Storage. After a half successful trip, since I wanted Ben & Jerry's and they didn't have it in stock, I waltzed down to the CD shop and looked for Elect The Dead. Takde. But the wonderful people there said they would order and will call me when it arrived but that's besides the point, koRn's untitled album caught my attention as I browsed through the stack of new releases. The cover is absolutely splendid to say the least.

The content? As years pass, they seem to lose their heavy drop D/B core and merge towards music simply defined by the genre that is Marilyn Manson. Strange, manic and interestingly melodic. I feel that they've lost some angst while reveling in the luster of super-stardom, though, and it was what pulled a crowd anyway. I'm not disappointed in it but it's definitely not one of my top albums. If you really wanted a song out of it, I suggest you hit Youtube and watch the video for Evolution. Thought provoking much.

Until tomorrow.

to do

My to-do list for my life:

Graduate Law School
Do BAR/CLP (preferably BAR)
Work in IP Law in UK for a coupla years
Come home to KL and work here a coupla years more
Buy KL Apartment
OPEN THE CAFE/BISTRO I always wanted
Own property in LA
Open second chain in Melbourne
Own property in Melbourne
Open soupkitchen in the city
Build a learning centre for those who never had an oppertunity for a formal education
Get old
Die

Variables:
children, marriage and man.

Age for preferred death:
Old enough to have lived, young enough to not be crazy old bat with too many things cluttering the house.

new powtht

Im hungry... *goes have lunch*
*comes back from lunch*

HAPPY DEEPAVALI EVERYONE!



=D

Yesterday at the office I said chup to the senior partner.
Luckily for me, the slip of the tongue was replied with a grin and a "Chup?"
Pat is cool. She was in a hurry to get into a meeting too.
Hahahahaha.

This Aishah Moment is brought to you by her parents.

Add in:

Jit and Harith are having a stand-up show end of this month. I would like to go on the 30th (Friday). It's at 8:30pm and Student tickets cost 37 ringgit. Nak ikut?

Here's the link on Kakiseni.com

And a svey for the masses:
Open up your music player. Put it on shuffle. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. Write that song name down.


If someone says "Is this okay?" you say:
You Don't Know My Name (A-Keys)
-Hahah what ?

How would you describe yourself?
Love of My Life (Queen)
-So, so apt... hahahah, I'm such a narcassist.

What do you like in a guy/girl?
Street Life (The Crusaders)
-What? I know I like street smart men but street life?

How do you feel today?
Killing In The Name Of (RAtM)
-I don't feeling like killing in the name of anything really...

What is your life's purpose?
Stand By Me (Marvin Gaye)
-I told you I'm a Narcassist.

What is your motto?
Luka (Suzanne Vega)
-Say what? Rerol!!!
>Rerol: The Boohoorah Theory (7 Collar T-SHirt) Now that's more like it.

What do your friends think of you?
I'm a Bitch (Meridith Brooks)
- I'm everything.

What do you think of your parents?
Jump Around (Limp Bizkit, House of Pain Cover)
-errrrr...

What do you think about very often?
Furious Angel (Rob Dougan)
-Schmeh?
> Rerol: Living Each Day Like You're Already Dead (Atreyu) Well, I try not to.

What is your wedding day going to be like?
Gothic Sanctuary (Nightwish)
-Wedding ke Funeral?
>Rerol: 1,2 Step (Ciara) How happeh..

What do you think of your best friend?
Seasons (Chris Cornell)
- Which best friend is this?
>Rerol: We Are The Champions (Queen) Hahahaha... We sure are~!

What do you think of the person you like?
If I Could Go (Angie Martinez)
- Damn right! I wanna go lepak with The Voice down in Perth!

What is your life story?
Extinct (Atreyu)
- This is one hella fun song... hahaahahah
>Rerol: Falling (Lacuna Coil) Oh rite like this isn't less sedih.
>> ReRerol: Must Be Dreaming (Frou Frou) Well, That's better.

What do you want to be when you grow up?
Call Me When You're Sober (Evanesence)
- I'm sure as hell gonna be sober... Oh, I know! I wanna be the level headed one. :P

What do you think of when you see the person you like?
Fat Lip (Sum 41)
- And this is starting to make less and less sense. I wanna punch them? Omigosh.
>Rerol: Fucking Determined (Mudvayne) Wa-heyyyy... just take the first word kot. hahahahah...

What will you dance to at your wedding?
Smack My Bitch Up (Prodigy)
- Thats gonna be one hell of a wedding!

What will they play at your funeral?
Just Like Lightnin' (Joe Satriani)
- Wow... you mean I went just like that?

What is your hobby/interest?
Taste You (Melissa Auf Der Maur)
- Taste Who?

What is your biggest fear?
Judith (A Perfect Circle)
- Omigosh... uncanny!

What is your biggest secret?
Open Your Eyes (Alter Bridge)
- heh?
>Rerol: Oblivion (30 Seconds To Mars) Well, I guess knowing it would mean my Oblivion... :S

What do you think of your friends?
Number One (John Legend)
- Awwwww... You know I love you guys. :D

What is the worst thing about life?
I Don't Want To Know (Mario Winans)
- Really, I don't.

What is the best thing about life?
River Below (Billy Talent)
- Again my playlist leaves me befuddled.
>Rerol: What Is Hip (Tower Of Power) Hahahahaha... Coffee is always Hip.

What is the best thing about YOUR life?
Hit That (Offspring)
- Hehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehe...

-End!-

office music

Courtesy of Radio.Blog.Club

Click HERE

Lahflay...
If it weren't for music I'd have died sitting at the desk.
Work is something else.
I know, I know... why the hell do I have Chris Jericho's intro music in the playlist... It's interesting okay but WWE is not.
Wrestling is soooooo passe.
Who's Jericho really eh? 'Cos so many people use that name like Walls of Jericho...

And oh! Regina Spektor is teh awesome.

The Voice lost his phone. Pandai. Kan?

another govt battery

Soooooooooo...

Today in the The Star (a local newspaper but they have a website):
MAKE MORE BABIES, CHINESE TOLD.

Reading it makes me laugh.
Not because I don't want Chinese people to have children (that's just mean) but because of what the last few lines read:

" He said that to stop such migration Chinese parents should enroll their children into the local universities instead of sending them abroad.

"There are good colleges and universities in this country to cater for the local population.

"There is no need to send their children abroad for further education," said Wong.

Oh boo-hoo! I'm not surprised that the Chinese population are leaving the country for greener pastures (mostly Canada but what the hell la, everyone's running off there...) because if you look at it in their eyes, they're really unfairly treated! Straight A kids that don't get scholarships into public universities because it's given to stupid Malays. DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE STUFF INDIANS ARE SUFFERING FROM but that's a story for another day (actually when I'm less malas). If you look at it this way, what they're doing is just making Malaysia more Malay and I say GO FOR IT! Don't let Malay tyranny bind you into a country which is so bleh!

I wait to see how Malaysia would progress without lucrative and intelligent, on-their-toes Chinese businessmen. Sure heboh semacam and I don't mean it in a good way either.

UMNO is such a cunt.

workink akaint

First day of work was not daunting at all!

In fact, It was terrific!
My collegues are fantastic people.
The people I can put names to are
Pat, Cynthia and Wong the Partners,
Rachel the Chambering student who started a week before me,
Mei the bubbly secretary,
Anal retentive Adrian,
Linda the only other malay,
Alice the one who started 2 weeks before me,
and...
Sally is quiet.

The rest will have names soon! I just can't remember them right now.
*dies*

So I don't need the lappy but the computers there have Win 98. Which. Is. OLD.
I personalised the relic so that it exudes my spunk so It's got an Ibanez RGT220A NTF as the wallpaper. Google it.

natural born cynic

Yep, that's me.

I pop up my own bubble before it envalopes my senses.
Expect nothing and I'll never be disappointed.

Yes, it's absofuckinlutely godawful splendid.

I hate it when maternal unit buys me clothes. Dah brapa kali dah and when I make a face it's cos i'm not grateful. I am, it's just that we'll never connect on the fabric level.

Jeez, woman have you not realised I'm not trying to reach out to my inner beauty queen because I killed her with a bloody axe?
Haven't you realised I can't be bothered with the male species?
Haven't you realised I have no want and do not need to spawn?

And that's just putting it lightly.

bleeeeeeed!!!

So apparently reading long boring posts makes your eyes bleed. I cuncur. Sorry for the lack of interesting stuff. I really had nothing better to post.
Really!
Maaf, hey?

http://freerice.com/index.php
Be nice and click on the link to play a wordgame which will send some rice to help END world hunger.

I played it. and couldnt get past Vocab level 33. I need to start using bigger words.
o_O;;

*runs off for a shower*
*runs back*

I are hungry. It's lunch. What to eat?

Jerome beat me to Minesweeper.
I beat him in Tictactoe.
7-hand poker TBA.
I will beat his ass with a stick. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

In the News!
Sex toys advertisment found at the back of football timetables. Well, I nevah!
It's about time! Hahaha... but the fact that little kids stare at vibrating c*ck rings is abit disturbing to say the least.

Previously in the News!
http://www.theage.com.au/news/business/while-malaysia-fiddles-its-opportunities-are-running-dry/2006/11/14/1163266550487.html?page=2
I'm not the only one who hinks my country is run by tosspots.

And now I ask you,
my dear readers, is gender equality really viable?
Here's some online articles I've found, though some may not be authoritative in manner.

http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?articleID=00018E9D-879D-1D06-8E49809EC588EEDF
http://www.mattmccormick.ca/2007/09/19/gender-equality-is-bogus/
http://www.gendertalk.com/?q=node/224
http://www.economist.com/science/displaystory.cfm?story_id=7245949 (this one is for premium readers only dammit!)
http://muslimmuckraker.blogspot.com/2007/03/canadian-conversation-muslims-gender.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equalism (definitely not authoritative)
http://www.acdi-cida.gc.ca/equality

LET ME JUST REMIND YOU BEFORE YOU ALL THROW A HISSY FIT...
that we're not looking at this in a commercial point of view. We're looking at this is a scientific and social point of view. NO, monetary matters will NOT be discussed. NO, work ethics will NOT be discussed and NO, there will be NO mention of statistics showing x% of men holding top jobs as opposed to -x% of women holding it in said country.

a moment to piss an moan

No, not again!

I shall try to make this experience a little more bearable by lacing it with a whole lot of swearing, sarcasm and random images.
All to appease my darling reader(s)...
>.<;;

So yesterday I thought it was running a Tuesday when today I realised it is, and undoubtedly after checking the newspaper/calendar on lappy/calendar on phone, Friday which only serves one purpose: To tell me that I have successfully and for the nth time lost some days. How? Simple. I slept through it.
No, I didn't.
NaziEnda would have killed me then and there.
And *Click!* I realised I went out with Junes and Danny on Wednesday. Yes, I have replaced my mother's name again. This time from Martyr to NaziEnda. It works.
Shatap.

I had a whole packet of Famous Amos all to myself. I will NEVER share it with anyone. Not even if they begged. On knees. Bleeding. Fuggedabouddit. God damn Mr. Wally Amos! You are a whiz with the cookies! *beams*



Yes, your name will be synonymous with good cookie munching everywhere.

Now then, the day has been absolutely fuck all when it comes down to a T. Shar called for Danny's numero and may be going out later. It's all fine and dandy when the pisser's living in the same area but its pishtosh when you live on the other side of the buggery city!
What a tosser!
And another thing: They'll be out all night til 6am. Curses... CURSESSSSSS!!! And then tomorrow at 12 am Shar again leaves for Switzerland.
But he'll be back in December.
HAH!

Rewind back a day or so when I found out the SO is in a deep state of shit. Migraines making his life a living hell hole and I can't do anything about it. So I say it again. FUCK-ALL! ABSOLUTE FUCK-ALL!
Could you just make it a little harder... Could you? Please? Thank you so much. What MORE can I ask for?

Okay enough of that so here's what I need. A rehash of my wishlist if you please...


A new camera
which has been voted by the gents to be either a Sony, a Fujitsu or a Canon IXUS.


Some new undergarments
Of course would be far cheaper and of superior comfort if bought in the YooKeh but that's a non issue cos we LIKE undergarbs don't we?


A martini night with the girls
Only attainable after Min's exams. Blasted Things!


New cocktail dress for the martini night
We shall needs to go for the shopping thing yes?

Okay thats enough for today...
-Sha

left behind

I wrote a post on LiveJournal because it's too deep for Blackrope. I can't handle people reading too much into it.

Item 1:
I cannot find mom's camera so Raya photos will be up when I find it.

Item 2:
Needs to go bra shopping

Item 3:
Apparently there's a really good Italian place in Pudu where it's authenticity surpasses the likes of Pizza Uno. Girls, are you up for it?

Item 4:
I start at Wong, Beh & Toh on Thursday. I await their email.

Item 5:
Sakit perut.

End transmission.

readership

I wonder if I even have a decent amount of readers.
If I do, I wonder if they'd ever stop silent stalking and shout me something on the message boards.
I guess not.

On to the topic of undergarments.
I want to shop for some.
So what did I do?
I went online and Googled 'bras'.
Guess what I found?
Lots of articles relating to bra structure and the science behind it...
Well, Bra technology then.
Ha-ha.

To each his, or her, own:
I love Thee.

tired and depraved

Perhaps the inside of my head looks like this
*points down*



Which is a non issue I wish to address to the public at large.
Perhaps a creation of a more discreet blog is in the works for something less public and more rant-like for someone with such a mind as to promote a disorganised self image to the rest of the world.

Which really literally means I wan't to blow some people/places up.
Doesn't say much about my sanity either.

It's been on like this for several weeks now. Perhaps an adverse effect of being in an enclosed room with cigarette smoke for a month or just PMS in a sort of 'post' instead of the usual 'pre' sense.

I sit here in stupor as to how I had just stopped making sense even to myself. I half think it's got something to do with the disease schitzophrenia which is just medical jargon for saying a split or multiple personality disorder quickly effecting half of the worlds' population but we don't notice it since we practice it on a daily basis.

An example?
Aishah at work beats Aishah at home
or Aishah's behaviour with her parents contrasting with Aishah's behaviour with her friends.

I think that would just make it a total of already 4 different personalities.
*sigh*

I would very much love to speak with someone who wouldn't pass judgement on my current state of affairs but nobody seems to be nice enough to bear with me relinquishing the burden of my heart and soul. It does seem like a daunting task to the average person if you think about it that way but really, it isn't!

A malady of discontent if it were put in such a short and eloquent way. In a fit of unprecedence it seems as if I had just jumped into a bonfire and burned away with such passion like only Cirano may whisper of.

Passion. Such a word brings a scowl to my face. Such a crude and demeaning suggestion in this age. There is no more passion. There is no more acceptance. Merely a tolerance and a want to keep up with society, to stay away from its distaste, its imposed guilt.

To end it all? There is no end.

bush did it again

So some good reading on President Bush on he Children's Health Bill that he had vetoed HERE!

It's quite horrendous really. Is he gonna be off term soon? I'm sick of his kera face. Menjijikkan.

Exerpt that got me pointing and laughing:

While the outcome was not in doubt, tempers flared when Rep. Pete Stark, D-Calif., brought the Iraq war into the debate.

"You don't have money to fund the war or children," he told Republicans. "But you're going to spend it to blow up innocent people if we can get enough kids to grow old enough for you to send to Iraq to get their heads blown off for the president's amusement."

Sidenote:
Anyone knows a good place to buy boxing equipment?
I need exercise.

i are sick

My body just went abit persona non grata on me...
My head hurts,
I have cirit birit,
slight fever perhaps,
teary eyes,
the list, however, is exhaustive and I shall be as right as rain by monday.
Or Tomorrow.

Side note:
I don't know if I can handle exclusivity.
I'd like to...
I'd love to
But I don't know anymore.
Interest clashing on instinctual habit and insane guilt if persued?
*sigh*

It's killing me I think.

thing in the mirror

That's who I see.
A monster.
Selfish, proud.
I don't like what She turned into since June.
It's not me.

Her cold eyes are not mine.
I don't know where She same from.
It's very unlike Goji.

Here's another facet of me.
*sigh*

Funny,
I'm listening to Pretty Noose by Soundgarden.
How ironic.

My heart feels smashed.

post raya blues

*strums*
It's the post raya blueeeeees...

So yea,
This raya needs more oomph.
T'was rather sad.

*strums again*
Slim, slim pickins...
Unlike Rayas dahuluuuuuu...

Yeppo.
Everyone this year kedekut one kind.
But it was nice to see all the folks that you see once a year every year.
Everyones looking older, gone fatter, gone taller, got babies, got a job et al...

And the mangkuks played monopoly in my room.
Very good.

esok raya

So the poem didn't work as well as I expected
(or not had expected but whatever)
Here's another 'Rasa Sayang' I gave to everyone in the form of an sms.

Rasa sayang hey,
Rasa sayang, sayang hey,
Hey, lihat you guys jauh rasa sayang, sayang wey.
Esok pagi is finally raya,
Janganlah makan tak ingat dunia,
I know I haven't been so good this year,
If you forgive me I won’t merana.

hahahahah...
suka tak?

Have a happy Eid Mubarak everyone.
I love you all.
Come to my house 3rd day after 3pm.
Yay!
MAKANAN!!!

Let’s come to my house partially fed this time. Last year tak cukup makanan. You’re all lucky we don’t resort to buying a truckload of KFC.
You people eat too much.
Hahahahaha…

Eh, esok Raya!
PRIMP!!! PRIIIIIIMP!!!!!

Tangent to Nurin’s case:
They found a tape of the people who dumped Nurin’s body.
The bastards!
Haven’t they got anything better to do than going around committing heinous crimes? All of them should be punished in the worst way.
I say we bring back the iron maiden!

hakelaaaa...

Telah terlajak put the raya post a few days to early since I have plenty more ranting to do about our dear old government.
THATS RIGHT YOU PISSFARTS! YOU ARE OLD!

Regarding the sending of one of our goons to space.
Item 1:
It's a goon.

Item 2:
Hello. space aje la.
What's he gonna do?
Brag about floating around aimlessly?
Heck, I can do that!

Item 3:
30 MILLION of taxpayers moneys have been spent on this asinine mission when they know there are reads to be fixed, schools to be built, hospitals to fund, charities to be charitable to and electricity and water to be piped to the rural areas.
TIGA PULUH BLOODY MILLION RINGGIT!
DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE CAN DO WITH THAT KIND OF MONEY?
The whole idea of flinging a guy into space on a giant firecracker hardly does any justice.
Hello, can someone say novelty item to keep up with the Joneses?

It's not that I'm not happy for Malaysia for having the first man in space et al but the whole concept of putting beauty before substance is beyond me. I do believe someone in the government, make that some FEW, haven't gotten their priorities right.

Malaysia: Truly Asia
Can someone make Malaysians happy first before claiming to be the best at everything?

*sings*
Rasa sayang, hey!
Rasa sayang, sayang, hey!
Hey, lihat Nona jauh rasa sayang sayang hey!

Malaysia is getting real cracked up
I don't know why we all persevere
Going to space isn't so syok lah
I'm at home tengah merana.

Rasa sayang, hey!
Rasa sayang, sayang, hey!
Hey, lihat Nona jauh rasa sayang sayang hey!

My family is quite liberal
Sitting at home donno what to do
The government kepala terpesong
I sigh and say we're in deep doo-doo.

Rasa sayang, hey!
Rasa sayang, sayang, hey!
Hey, lihat Nona jauh rasa sayang sayang hey!

Everyone is running far away
Except for me I decide to stay
Because the faith I have for my country
Isn't so koyak already.

Rasa sayang, hey!
Rasa sayang, sayang, hey!
Hey, lihat Nona jauh rasa sayang sayang hey!

I guess I have to end this song
'Cos laugh too much at the newspaper
Indonesian and Malaysian fellers
Are fighting overthisongforno apparent reason.

Rasa sayang, hey!
Rasa sayang, sayang, hey!
Hey, lihat Nona jauh rasa sayang sayang hey!

Syok tak lagu baru?
Syoooooooooook... now lets go fight with some other country about another folk song.
Cubatry enjit-enjit semut pulak.

Edit:
Yi Liang said its 95 Million...
lagi teruk.
Someone clarify before i bash head on table!!

open house

Camille comel... hahahaha

So my open house is on the 3rd day of Raya.
Monday.
After 3.
If you get your ass to my house before that...
YOU. HELP. COOK.
Or help generally around the house.
Okay?
Kita bersama sama mengkemaskinikan rumah di depan tasik yang preeetie tu.

So yes.
Carpool because it lessens congestion.
As does it lessen pollution
but with you people pun.
Intense noise pollution.
I am not exempt from that statement.

Time for the '08 Raya Poem!

Maaf Zahir and Batin,
To everyone who knows,
To everyone who've hung out with,
Even though it blows.

I beg for your forgiveness,
'Cos I said something wrong
I'm pretty sure I did,
'Cos I sometimes see you frown.

My head's a bit pizzazzy
Just like the summers' breeze
So I have to say I'm sorry
for being such a skeeze.

The peom may go on longer,
And already I make shit up,
Oh, yea and one more thing,
Would you excuse my mouth's blasphemous harp?

Selamat Hari Raya Eid Fitri Everyone!
I love you all!!!

news schmews

I'm reading the Star Newspaper and aside from the usual killing, maiming and raping of several individuals, the Althantuya case, Dr. M post surgery and the girl with the new heart, what comes to me as no surprise is how racist my kind actually is amidst all this 'Malaysia: Truly Asia' rubbish.

Re: Page M3 or The Star on Tuesday, October 9th (No Longer Serving Their Original Purpose)

If I said it once I'll say it again. Unless you actually went to an international school or grew up in a different country (mostly) Malaysians are racist (especially bumis). Sure there's a great deal of happy, happy eating going on and that people are enjoying each others company. Wrong. In reality, we (but I use 'we' very loosely) discriminate members of different races on a daily basis most of the time barely tolerating each other.

Why do I say this? Ah bum, can you not see your own twisted reality? I really don't get you people. Malaysia is hardly a utopia of anything! It's more like a plethora of bad things rolled into one tiny package overexacerbated by our horrible administration. It's full of rubbish. So the place, a low cost flat, in mention is somewhere is Subang where it's its intended occupants (people who don't have enough money but have 10 children anyway and I didn't say who) hardly make up half of its population. It's full of foreigners. I can't be half assed about it. They're people. They need a place to live. How much do you want to bet most would be students and construction workers? If you said yes then you are spot on. The polls show that it consists of mainly Indonesians, Bangladeshis and Africans.

Who ratted them out?
Malays la.
Do you think the chinese or Indians would care?
Plus It's low cost. Think about it for a few seconds.

First let me plaster a disclaimer over this rant before some holier than thou imbecile decides to shove his hand in his ass and pull out some crappy words of advise like say
"you are [explative] racist mother[explative], get a life cos we don't need you people here criticising our way of life!"
Oh, wait... that's a tad too articulate, lemme rephrase.
"U don wan 2 liv here don la. We oso cannot care if U die. Die la!"
and then someone shouts from the back and calls me a racist pig. To these people. Go analyse your bumhole, I don't care.

So yes, these foreigners who inhabit the flats don't do much. In fact, they emulate popular Malaysian culture: The budaya lepak and you people complain? Look at your youth, the ones who ride motorbikes at the wee hours of the morning disturbing our sleep, the ones who openly admit to not knowing what a book is much less have read a classic, the ones who lalang out on the streets cat-calling each other, the ones who pretend to hold a certain kind of power in beating up the poor and defenceless. I would rather you rat on your own kids before you rat on the others. When in Rome, do like the Romans and thats exactly the credo that the foreigners adopt to fit in so stop your complaining and come back when you actually become enlightened please?

Oh one more thing. Why would anyone in the right mind let kids under 10 go out at night ALONE without any adult supervision?! Now they're telling everyone to mind the children. Can you lock your kids up in the backseat as well. I don't think it would be anyones fault but your own if they stick their head out the window and it rolls away or the smash the windscreen with their bodies after you hit the emergency breaks. It's bleeding common sense.

If you read through this, Props for you.
-Sha

well that was fun

Buka puasa was a success!
Thanks guys for being there.
Huzzy, thanks for helping clean up. =D

Almost all the food was wiped out except the prawn... which is quite strange.
I will have it for dinner with the baguette. so nice.

hahahahahah...

I'm feeling so lacking in the adored department.
I want him back home, here with me.
I miss him...
And I want hugs.
Amagad so hemo...

Thanks to all those who made it, and happy birthday to the adik.

-sha-

polls schmolls

Explain the reprecussions of having nuclear technology in Iran and why the bush administration is so against it.
	No, I think I'll have pie.
	TO BE, OR NOT TO BE?
	Watermelon
	oi! i hate peas! gettemoffmyfood!
	Que?
	SELL!!! BUYBUYBUY! SELL! WTF?!
Free polls from Pollhost.com

New poll up on the lips tab scroll down.
Have fun, I know I did. hahahaha...

Tapas Saturday revised

I went to Wong, Beh & Toh today for an interview,
It's a lawfirm in Selangor Dredging.
Awesome people the partners.
*grins*

I got the attachment and start in November.

Now on to celebrate the occation with a spot of tapas at mine house. (revised edition)

Date:
6th October 2007, Saturday

Venue:
Chateu de Ampang Hilir... okay no. my house.

Time:
6 30pm OR 1pm for food testing

Menu:
Drinks:
Lemonade
Water
Non-alcoholic Sangria

Tapas:
Patatas Bravas
Garlic Potatoes
Garlic Chicken
Stuffed Mushroom Caps
Roasted Eggplant and Onions in Spicy Tomato Sauce
Calamari A'la Romana
Prawn In Spicy Sauce
Grilled Bell Peppers in Olive Oil

Mains:
Spaghetti Pomodoro

Desserts:
Fruit Salad with Cream

Guest List:
Shrav
Usaid
Puts
Huzzy
Mo
Dan
Junee
Sid
Hakim
May Lee
Min Chiee
Tati
Bear
(plus 5 of Naf's friends)

Furthermore,
Naf's birthday on the 7th... JANGAN LUPA!

That is all. Enjoy your week everyone.

buka puasa

Update on my bukapuasa shindig at the house.

Those who've replied has spoken.

So...
Date:
6th October 2007, Saturday (Next day is Naf's Bday. Bring her a present)

Venue:
The nice house in front of the Ampang Hilir Lake.

Time:
Be there before buka(before 7).
Unless you wanna be the designated taster and by virtue of your own stomach, must be there the minute I start cooking (Say around 1pm) the hot stuff.

Menu:
Appetisers (Tapas):
Patatas Bravas
Garlic Potatoes
Garlic Chicken
Oven-Roasted Wild Mushrooms with Goat Cheese and Chile Oil
Calamari A'la Romana
Prawn In Spicy Sauce

(To be decided for beef, another mushroom, and eggplant)

Mains:
Pasta? So you can guess that I haven't really decided on the mains...
:P

Desserts:
Fresh fruits
Pavlova

Since it's puasa, Non-alcoholic Sangria and Fizzy Lemonade. Weak Stomachs need not apply.

Also Wik,
its sort of a potluck so if you want to make anything like extra desserts or tapas or mains (no nasi please) OR bring soft drinks go right ahead.

Waiting list open for those extra special peoples.
hahaha...

-Sha

tapashhhhh

La Bodega is good...
That's all I can say but Neens says that Basement of Starhill Gallery is better which means it's time to drag Mo again.

Oh,
Wonderful thought not yet confirmed.
Buka Puasa at my house.
Restricted guest list.
Food: Tapas, Paella/Pasta
Cook: Me
Others: someone bring desserts!

Oi!
Paella OR Pasta?
I prefer pasta myself... but you know. Majority rules.
Now then,
Who's on my guest list?

Definitely these people:
Mo
Dan
Junes
Sid
Hakim
Huzzy
Usaid
Shrav
May Lee
Min Chiee
Tati

So off I go to check out Tapas recipes.
YAY!

Btw,
Will these people please confirm with me as to what day they are free.
Thanks.

new external

I don't have enough space in my computer...
Need to buy another external harddrive.
BOO!

The Voice has gotten a job at some sort of 7E kinda place in Perth and tonight he's got the drunk shift (11pm to 7am) so I told him not to get spiffy on the Orange Soda and start lastic-ing random small creatures with contraceptives.
Note:
Bronchitis is a bastard... even the minor ones.

I want to eat maggi goreng from the mamak.
Been wanting that since last week.
I want kuey teow Penang too.
*sigh*

I'll go tapao penang kuey teow later at klcc food court.
Wheeeeeeeee~!
But maggi goreng... we need Min and May for that...
Huuhaahaahaahaa!!!

Roobs leaving this Friday and Yun... i forgot when buit she's leaving soon also.
Oh, well.
:(

During Chillis dinner... (about a few hours ago)
Roobs:
Oh, Fergie only has two songs right? Big girls don't cry and Terrorrist?

Yun:
Terrorrist? Heh?

Roobs:
Yea, Terrorrist! It goes *sings the Glamorous song*

Me:
Whaaaaaaaat?

Roobs:
Isn't it?

Zuri:
No, that's Glamorous!

Roobs: I swear I heard Terrorrist on the radio!

Me:
T-E-R-R-O-R-I-S-T... I'm in a fast plane, I'm a terrorrist, terrorrist, oh, the gunners the gunners...

And here's another totally Roobs moment....
Roobs:
And the fairy god mother said to Cinderella KELABU! (into pumpkin)

Aaaaaaand another one just for luck...
Yun:
Roobs, Roobs!
What's kemeja?

Roobs:
Oh, it's what an angry mother says to her child.
"I'm very disappointed in you. Kemeja! (to the table)"

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA...
Roobs, You will be missed out there in cold Engerland.

persepolis

Mo finally passed me Persepolis
Part 1... apparently Part 2 ada hidden in the depths of her house.
hahahahhahaahha...

Misses His Fluffiness teramat sangat. :(

Aaaaaanyway...
I'm reminded that I'm loafing around til May...
Well, not loafing per say cos I'll be working and all but still... *trails off*

Tapas moved to Tuesday night.
Monday at Chillis cos Roobs and Yunnie are leaving soon too. Bawaking the sister and probably Michelle?

Neyns
Where's the Tapas place?

Mich
Monday you wanna go eat at Chillis onot?

Anas
Omg I'm so so so so so so sorry tak pergi on saturday night. I really, really couldn't.

Dhina
Hope you gave Anas my hugs.

As you may have known...
Mo, Michelle and I went to the first 3 hours of the Freedom Film Festival.
Some shows were bad, some shows were good and some shows were downright documentary!
I feel asleep on the documentary one.
Propaganda about political killings under the regime of that stupid woman in Phillipines. That Aroyo woman.
Aside from that, It was quite eye opening. Some were long winded, maybe to the point of being preachy.
*Sigh*
My favourite is called CUT!
ada kat YouTube. It's by a Singaporean Director. Awsome stuff. Go cari!
Too shit funny.

It's sunday and I have nothing to do...

puasa

HAPPY RAMADHAN EVERYONE!

This holy month,
I promise to be a good girl,
Go Terawih with a clear concience,
Pray when it's time to pray,
And be true to the meaning of fasting.

Don't pig out when it's buka puasa time. PACE YOURSELVES.

Puasa is all about feeling what it's like to not be able to eat as many times as you want throughout the day, It's about stepping into the shoes of the less fortunate. It's also about realising that topping a plate so it looks like Mount Everest is NOT the way to go. But that is our Malaysian culture isn't it?

In one month, it's money time. hahahahaha.

Today I finish writing my resume and call up several law firms... to get their input.
I'll also call Su Elin about perhaps working at her firm at Wisma E&C.
Then I plan for the weeks ahead.

So many people leaving already.
Sara on the 19th
Ezzy on the 21st
Mich on the 26th
Neyn on the 29th

Another Academic year about to start.
To those who've already left and started classes:
Good luck and have mucho fun!

Edit:
Neyn's leaving on the 23rd!!!
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
*runs around in circles like a headless chicken*

the hunt

For a vibe continues.

Nothing spells comfort more than staring into space with a stupid grin on your face.

Forgive me father for I poke badgers wih spoons.

You are to me what water is to plants.

I like cheese rings.

Enough of that...
I hate not being able to drive.
People are leaving this month and I cant even go and see them...
Why is the Curve so the Far?

Yesterday with the girls was fun although we didn't find the shop that we were looking for. Bad Sungei Wang, bad random la-la shopping mall.
Hey Sexy, I visited the 6th floor finally. You know, it really IS lala land. I'll never utter that phrase again 'cos that is not a happy wonderfully awesome place. Tak nak.

I'll be on a date with sexyvoice in March God willing.

Dear God,

I have a list, I have many lists but this one you pay special care to. I know you're not someone to take it lightly. God, I'm not making a huge tangent on your religion(s) I know you're there reading this, or tapping into my head with your omnipresence, which is great, don't get me wrong. But back to the list I was talking about.

This list is for my life. I depend on it to make sure my hopes and dreams don't crash and burn. It's stuck on a blue tack next to the wall that has my heart on it. You know what's on the big heart but let's not get into that... The list is the grand design. I supposed you created/thought up/made me existential for a reason. You know how my head works and it's a wonderful thought process if I may say so myself.

All I ask is you give me great strength to get through all my challenges, all the stupid hurdles that rear its ugly head and stick out its nasty tongue at me while going GLAHGLARGLAR. I hate that.

Thanks for the little joys in my life. I can name them but it wouldn't be fair to the rest who perhaps did something special but was never considered. It's never been in me to set aside anyone who genuinely has a good heart. As I had read somewhere, or heard, the world is a funny place you'd made. All we do is pass time waiting to die.

Yours Forever,
Sha.

not again...

Yes again.

Got back home at 4:30am cos Judde didn't want to leave 'early' and thus dragging Michelle, Shawn, Yumi and I down with him so kena marah at 8 am. Now to shitass scared to go back to sleep.

HOW TO HIDUP LIKE THIS?!
So she yelled, called me names and revoked my going-out time privs.
Kebabian.

Just goes to show how little she knows about her own daughter.
Close to almost nil.

I wait for me to turn 21 just so that she can run out of things to nag about.
I mean HALLO? Ada ke nak tipu pasal keje bodoh macam sitting at an arab shop til the wee hours with friends playing cards?
I don't go clubbing nor do I partake in any illegal activities!

She should do a survey of all the other mothers about their daughters and realise that snooty british upbringing only lives in her. Even Aunty Lizzy slack dengan her daughters and they've not even reached limbo age yet!

I wonder why she even HAD kids. It's hell for us, the brood, to have to suffer like thus. Plus she's violent too. The fear of kena baling random hurt inflicting objects coupled wih horrible threats of the infliction of pain in intense proportions is too much.

Here's a funny thing for you to see.


Eddie Izzard is fucking hilarious!
WEASEL! WEASEL!
Alrite I'll learn the violin but you wont like it! I'll make a bad noise.
Stop practicing! You sound crap! I have bought a hammer. You may borrow it if you want.
hahahahahahahahaahahhhahahaha...

Back to actual full on rant.

What was I talking about?
Oh yea, the martyr murderer that owns me. Yes her. Ew.

Rabbits -moved-

This post moved to HERE.

The layout is giving me problems.
I founds a bug. BAH!

Prior post moved up:

I lost my Muse.

She's about 5 feet tall,
Pretty features,
Abit on the fluffy side,
Loud, rambunctious and full of life.

If you find her, could you please tell me?
I miss her dearly.
Reward will be given to the person who finds her.

Freedom Film Festival is next week!
I'm so going!
It works being a self righteous prat and supporting freedom things.

I'm staring at a screen for an hour

Oh, joy.

Supposed to see Ms. V today on her order...
Turns out she's on MC.
Sialan or not?

Aaaaaaaaaaand since I really don't have anything better to do here's a 2 week recap of my life.
(Has it been 2 weeks? Bah!)
*Thinks*

Oh yea, Results.
Pass, Pass, Fail.
I thought I was gonna flunk Criminal cos I swear to the big G I did so badly times.
Braced myself for all that is unholy and shitty as hell and upon seeing my results...
I. Failed. Contract.
BAH!

Last chance.
Ms. Mala says that First Year is the most annoying year ever.
1. You're a fresher
2. The horrible fresher 15
3. The contract lecturer HATES YOU.

I'm reminded by Nadiah sayang saying that 1st year is definitely harder.
It's your hurdle.
The thing you throw sheep over.
Yay...

So anyway,
Mich and I went touristing in our own lovely country.
Visit Malaysia Year!!!
We went to the Asian Arts Museum in University Malaya and to the National Arts Gallery in Titiwangsa.
The former sucked righteous ass. The exhibits were very nice but the pedistole they were put it on is terribly unimpressive. Like hello, You dont cram it up into a cupboard on the wall. The lighting is WRONG! Someone get a professional curator before I explode!
The latter was nice. Impressive. I has have (it's cutesy to have grammatical error but it's also hella annoying) pictures of this wonderful artwork. I forgot who's it by but props to her. I'll put it up as soon as I get home and the internet stops being the shit.
Moving on.

Birthday Birthdays!
Ee, sorry I couldn't make it to Chillis. Blame the car... BLAME THE CAR!
Mo, Your KFC will be on Monday 'cos Mich cannot neglect Mum-Sundays.
I so want KFC... or Maggi goreng.

Anyway,
I'm NOT flying to the Jolly Old cos I haven't passed my contract.
The Good:
I get to see my sayang in April. YOU BETTER GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!
The Bad:
I waste one year waiting for May. Well, not waste per say la. I will get a job at a firm... Attachment-like shindig. If i don't attach myself to a respectable - or not- firm then I'll get a job. Moola commeth! With moola comes DIVING LICENCE *throws flowers* amongst other things.
The Ugly Fugs:
Insane, INSANE guilt trip...
I swear it's the worst feeling ever.
And my grandfather. Oh dear God.
*dies*

What else?
Sad's in HELP doing Law.
Saw Mark, Mabs and Leeturt on Friday at DELIcious. Mabs left me with the two momkeys... how could she............. *sob*

Is that it?
Wow, that's lame.

Loves the sayang.
Loves everyone else too.
CHARS!

Edit:
Celebrated Merdeka eve with Danny, Junes, Judde and Mich at a new sheysha place. Danny made friends with the Odey the owner. Awesome sialan.

We wanted to see the fireworks but takde. ish.

Anyway, pictures of the Merdeka Eve is HERE. (Junes, can I have the rest of the photos please?)
Pictures of the Art touristing is HERE and HERE.
And pictures of Min and May's first sheysha experiance + Birthday things is HERE.

That'll be all for today.

nyuk nyuk

I put pictures in the "Sha Roose" section...
*points to the top*

It's not a permanent though,
Will add more...
BRUAHAHAHAHA...

zenity of it all

I sit staring at the screen and it's past noon. The sun glared at me through the window plane, the inticate designs on my window grills imprinting a shadow on my tanned skin. I was deep in thought.

Well thought out plans never become a reality without some sticks and stones and other strange, heartwrenching hurdles along the way. I guess I had it all mapped out once upon a time. Heck, I still do. The step by step guide of what I was to amount to, by hook or by crook. The little memo note I made myself years ago so that I would be someone when I grow up and not a nothing. A mere speck of dust in the ever changing ever moving world that is now.

The bright colours of my earring chain catches my attention. The intricate designs of each accessory plays on my creativity. The gentle hues of reds, blues and silvers, the occational pinks and greens that is the spectrum of my nature.

It's 2pm now, lunch. The mundaneness of the day somewhat terrifies me. What also terrifies me is that the insane need for coffee strikes me at the oddest times. Coffee Bean would be a fast cure but is there anyone out there available? No. Sleeping, busy, preoccupied with something else, out of the country. The list is endless.

Results are out in 2 days. I'm quite happy the waiting is almost over. I'm happy that now I know what the horizon holds. Happy that I wonth ave to worry myself to sleep about results. Exam is the epitome of scum.

already?

Kyna's leaving on Monday.
BOOOOO!!!
Hung out at her place til 4 30 am.
Thanks Shrav for being the Designated Driver.
We really appreciate it.

I'm having result anxiety.
Bad result dreams...
Well, decent ones.
Don't want to be deluded by them so...
Yea.
*Sigh*

Going for lunch with the girls now.
We're having Korean food.
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~!

loves the sexy beast.

rambutan

is fine when you dont have the job of peeling and deseeding it.

The rubber just gets to you.
Scum.


The fruit...
(-________-)

Babe, come here and help me practice my french.
Come... coooooooooooome...

oi mangkuks

NEW SKINNNNNN...

Took me 2 weeks wondering if I should.
Took me 1 day looking for a good general template from Blogskin.
Took me 2 days to tweak it and do up the background, colour scheme, and everything else that matters.

The bunga-bunga thing is MINE OKAY.
Jangan sesedap hati say I copied the artwork.
I'll kick you in the shins.

Sidenote:
Queen Bitch by David Bowie is the shit!!!

hearts for my love.

oh, and by the way...
comment please.
Thanks.

we are ordinary people

We are also very irritated as of late.

Women's Problems.
Bah!

malasnya nak go cynna bar...
MALAS!!!
And frankly, I don't give a tosspot over freaking clubbing.
Sial la!
I dont even like the music!
BRING ME TO A MAMAK AND GIVE ME MY TEH TARIK!

(miss you babeness.)

Edit:

I is NOT going to Cynna Bar.
I can't be arsed to appear in a niche where i hate to be there.
I have absolute distaste over House music and I don't dance.
I refuse to be the bag person
I'd rather not drink
And the piece de resistance?

STAIRS!
It's amazing how stupid people in construction here are.
Hello?
Assuming I actually LIKE to go to benda macam tu.
Assuming I were in a wheelchair completely unable to go any flights of stairs.
Assuming someone gets so pissed drunk they break their neck going down the stairs.
Actually I wait the last assumption with baited breath.
Can sue.

I think this summer is for being over analytical.
This summer is for loafing around.
This summer is for meaningful chatter.
This summer is for pointful bonding.
This summer is one for my close friends.

I know who the Amigs are.
I know who the confidants are.
I know who the rest of the lot are to me.
To those who know me well, yea. stuff it.
To those who don't can bugger off.

I want you to be here with me. We need to find your fetish...
haha.
*grin*

skittle ickles

My head says its time to blog so I logged onto Blogger and lo and behold...

The vast.
Ignorant.
ludicrousness of nothing pours out.

Great start.
And I'm feeling sick too.
Bah!

On the assumpsit that something bad happens to my papers,
Like say, examiners DOG ate it...
Shall I change course?
If Yes, to what?

Some thoughts on your part please,
Especially those who know me all too well...

I WANNA GO TO UNI OF HERTFORDSHIRE DAMNIT!!!

break bubbles

If I can't bust a cap in yo ass can I at least break your bubble?

Exam's: Take 2...
Done,
Done,
Done.

I have minimal faith in my Criminal Paper.
Meeeeneeeeemaaaal.

I hope I make it. Pray for me.
God, please?

I is the missing my look-blue-car-king-kong-kepala-hotak-kau.

Mortein. Menghapusi Lipas.
Racun Serangga Aerosol...
Does that mean we have aerosol bugs compressed into cans just to irritate the f-shit out of people like the snake-in-a-can?

Oh, oh!
Met up with Ezzy and Sara today for pancakes at Plaza Damas.
I didnt end up watching Simpsons cos I can't be arsed to fight the PC fair crowds. Monday morning movie sounds nice though.
Hung out with Michelle the whooooooole day.
Half the day with Mo.
Tried to call the guys out but Sid had jamming at 10, Hakim had study group and Shar was no where to be found. Sooooooo... no sheysha til Sunday night probably.

Reformatted the comp andn ow its clean...
*beams*

I look forward to worryless long gayuting on MSN with my Perth Correspondant.
I hope he is well this morning.

I also plan to post letters to Australia. Hyun Kyung has yet to receive a belated birthday gift from me.

The Rock and the Hard Place,
Sha

baaargerrr...

2 days until i'm piped up on Redbull.
Yay.

3 days of slogging my ass off and probably getting around 3 hours sleep.
Unhealthy, I know, but I'm a law student and thus is my duy to...
NOT FAIL.
Again.

Le sighhh...



If I should just kick it halfway,
know that i will see all your baargers soon.
Malam 9th, pergi sheysha...
YAY! YAY! YAY!

Statues Vs Monkeys

I had an interesting debate with Shravan. read on. See how profoundly wonderful tactic advisors we are. We rock and we are jobless.
We are jobless rocks.
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Shrav says:
If all the statues in the world became "alive" & waged war on all the monkeys in the world... who would win?
i say statues
(I ♥♪) Sha says:
monkeys cos we're technically apes as well
Shrav says:
Statue of liberty, that Mother Russia thing in St. Petersburg, Christ the Redeemer
(I ♥♪) Sha says:
and we've got BOMBS! Nuke liberty and christ! Yay!
Shrav says:
no monkeys that are in the nude, scratch their butts and pick things of their bodies and eat
i don’ mean hippies
(I ♥♪) Sha says:
oh... liberty and christ is too big to notice, apollo and adonis have no arms and so does every other greek statue
Shrav says:
venus has no arms but nice boobs
(I ♥♪) Sha says:
and the statues with heads only what’re they gonna do? harp?
Shrav says:
the monkeys would be distracted
(I ♥♪) Sha says:
ooo ooo eee aaa ooo. bitch gimme my banana *munch munch*
Shrav says:
sphinx
(I ♥♪) Sha says:
banana peels make good weapons against those made of stone, slippery much, the bigger they are the harder they fall
Shrav says:
this is interesting we need a very in depth discussion about this
(I ♥♪) Sha says:
that we shall. And the sphinx would sink and decay and what not cos his stone is flimsy that’s why his nose fell off... porous rock
Shrav says:
the sphinx has survived for 4000 years a bunch of monkeys with interesting conks and backsides can't do worse damage than what we do
(I ♥♪) Sha says:
you may be surprised, they pick at everything
Shrav says:
i certainly shall be, we are horrible cretins
(I ♥♪) Sha says:
i is not a monkey
Shrav says:
k lemme think of a proper statue to scare the living daylight of your monkeys
(I ♥♪) Sha says:
though cretinous behaviour, i does so do
Shrav says:
easter island statues would be off no help
(I ♥♪) Sha says:
whatre they gonna do? talk monkeys to death?
Shrav says:
unless them funky eyes can come up with something
(I ♥♪) Sha says:
BOOOO!!!
eep! oo oooo... oooo... *climb on head*
GODDAMNIT.
Shrav says:
the voice they generate will scare the monkeys shitless and with my army of smiling little buddhas waiting in the rear and their deceptive smiles shall crush the uncultured foe
(I ♥♪) Sha says:
its monkeys.
Shrav says:
but there are more monkeys than little buddhas no? in the world ?
(I ♥♪) Sha says:
yes, unless you count all the statuettes ppl have in the house... garden gnomes and the likes what if the statues were monkey statues?
Shrav says:
k bronze statues will mean certain, instant and definite victory for the statues
(I ♥♪) Sha says:
do they maime themselves in the honor of rockdom? bronze... true... unless they feel like attacking monkeys from the other continent which would make them go into the sea and cross and sink into the abyss
Shrav says:
k we'll give monkey statues the benefit of doubt, where they go confused set up a commitee to review the situation, set up another committee to find out why the first one took so long, and it all ends up with them stoning while smoking bananas
ah damn bronze is dense
(I ♥♪) Sha says:
rasta monkeys
Shrav says:
listening to bob Marley, why not?
(I ♥♪) Sha says:
true...
peace maaaaaan... we want no fight...
Shrav says:
shit you've got a counter for all me statues. got to think harder
(I ♥♪) Sha says:
of course all the statues can hear is "ooo... oooo... "
Shrav says:
can we clasify hippies as monkeys or is that too harsh?
what about PETA?
(I ♥♪) Sha says:
hahaha... PETA... hahaha... PETA would whoop the asses of all the statues for being useless in animal rights and statues would end up in jail convicted of animal rights issues
Shrav says:
yeah but where're you going to find a jail of that size?
(I ♥♪) Sha says:
whats PETA aabbreviated for again? well rocks can be turned into brick and metal can be melted
Shrav says:
People for Ethical Treatment for Animals
(I ♥♪) Sha says:
so the extinction of the living gollums are inevitable
Shrav says:
feck i'm losing it seems but you're using human interference, no fair
(I ♥♪) Sha says:
you brought it up... this is fun.
Shrav says:
where did i bring up humans
(I ♥♪) Sha says:
you said PETA so i uses PETA against you. I is the rock and the hard place. yeay
Shrav says:
PETA can be classified as monkeys cause everyone hates them
(I ♥♪) Sha says:
You’re giving me chances. PETA ppl are smart monkeys... they make molotovs
Shrav says:
but for burning you'll need to cut down trees, and trees have habitat living in them, so if PETA cut down the trees they're going against their word so how can they burn said bronze statues of mine?
(I ♥♪) Sha says:
they swim to the other side of the ocean. or take a boat...
seeeenk tiny bronze ppl... seeeeeeenk...
Shrav says:
the Bering strait, the statues can cross in winter when it is frozen solid
(I ♥♪) Sha says:
ocean man ocean with lots of random dark pits of doom... not to mention intense pressure that will inevitably squish bronze ppl into scrap metal are you planning on making jewellery for the fish?
Shrav says:
but bering strait does get frozen solid connecting mother Russia and shithole wilderness alaska, pristine wilderness mind you
(I ♥♪) Sha says:
physics man... gimme a map
Shrav says:
even better i give you wiki
(I ♥♪) Sha says:
i shall plot your demise... mwahahahahha...
Shrav says:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bering_strait
your excuse that monkeys can cause more decay in rock statues than we've done in 4000 years is not acceptable
banana peels are not a feasible answers
a shitload may trouble but we have to clarify that
(I ♥♪) Sha says:
heh? well aside from peels... monkeys are resourcefull buggers and hyper too
Shrav says:
In March 2006 Briton Karl Bushby and French American adventurer Dimitri Kieffer crossed the Bering Strait on foot, walking across a frozen 90 km (56 mile) section in 15 days.
(I ♥♪) Sha says:
and they come in packs
15 days...
Shrav says:
true i'll give them that the ones in batu caves are a horror
(I ♥♪) Sha says:
doesn’t bronze get affected by the cold?
Shrav says:
ummmm no
(I ♥♪) Sha says:
even if they are technically frozen solid
Shrav says:
feck you got me there
Shrav says:
bloody global warming
(I ♥♪) Sha says:
haha-ing much... so how?
how many bronze statues are there?
Shrav says:
let's see i got you on the stone statues you got me by proxy due to the monkeys buggering off across the ocean btw how do monkeys cross the ocean? they can’t swim
(I ♥♪) Sha says:
well there's been factual occurrences where monkeys actually float to different islands by driftwood as well as snakes and large lizards
Shrav says:
so it's sort of hit and hop that they don’t drown?
(I ♥♪) Sha says:
yea. okay assuming you do wipe out my monkeys on one continent
Shrav says:
my nonsense of crossing the bering strait makes more sense
(I ♥♪) Sha says:
how you gonna get the other buggers? on small islands?
Shrav says:
the statues in the other continent?
(I ♥♪) Sha says:
small islands, all they have are talking heads
Shrav says:
i got the statue of liberty and christ the redeemer for the americas
(I ♥♪) Sha says:
ooo... imagine the argument you'd hear from the stone heads in the states they'd sink. oceans pretty deep oh and you didn’t think of the sea-monkeys
Shrav says:
where the heck did you come up with that?
(I ♥♪) Sha says:
they're like prawns remember if you went to pet shops they’re always selling sea-monkeys
just add water?
Shrav says:
i'm guessing it's a load of crap
(I ♥♪) Sha says:
they live, friend has them... tiny plankton like shit
Shrav says:
You’re running out of ideas so in that case i win
(I ♥♪) Sha says:
Sea monkeys
Shrav says:
and then wait for the statues to destroy us all where i'll have a bunch of PETA actisvist, hippies and bono as sacrificial lamb to divert the statues attention before nuking them
(I ♥♪) Sha says:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea-Monkey ... hahahah
Shrav says:
WTF is that? it's a bloody shrimp and it looks like it's in a threesome lip-lock in that pic
(I ♥♪) Sha says:
You’re supposed to be trying to save the giant stone dumb butts not nuke them. That’s my job
hahah... its zooplankton... sea-monkeys
Shrav says:
i'm human after all, well last time i checked anyway
(I ♥♪) Sha says:
in which case.. .what are the statues gonna do? wade out and hope the sea-monkeys die of boredom?
Shrav says:
brine shrimp
(I ♥♪) Sha says:
ahahaha... you’re human. brine shrimp are fugly
Shrav says:
Sea-monkeys are a trifle and will have no bearing on the war so due to the imbalance in the ecosystems around the world your sea monkeys will suddenly face a drop in their population due to lack of food, and what i'm guessing is a favoured past time of theirs, threesome lip-lock, they'll go mental and kill themselves and that will be the end of the fugly shrimps
or i'll risk on of my stone creatures to plonk itself in the sea and crush the shrimp
(I ♥♪) Sha says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH... they reproduce asexually and they eat plankton and monkeys have nothing to do with it
Shrav says:
the change in ecosytem will cause plankton population to drop
(I ♥♪) Sha says:
nah, never been so... though you may be right what with global warning... damn global warming!!!
Shrav says:
ah my problem has proved a stumbling block for you too it seems
(I ♥♪) Sha says:
monkeys monkeys monkeys
what can monkeys do cept act violent
Shrav says:
this won't end
(I ♥♪) Sha says:
it wont...
Shrav says:
nice discussion though... enjoyed it
(I ♥♪) Sha says:
i say forfeit and be happy statues don’t have a mind of their own
Shrav says:
yep fair enough
(I ♥♪) Sha says:
otherwise we are getting a smushed
Shrav says:
and that we got violence, spca, and tranquilizers to keep monkeys in check
(I ♥♪) Sha says:
Yep and PETA can go suck it

(The End)
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Yes, we are the jobless.

I am a walrus.

*makes walrus-ish sounds*

What sounds do walruses make anyway?
And if there are alot of walrus, are they called walri like platypus and platipi?

Just kidding, I haven't gone insane.

5 days til papers.
God help me.

Roti telur: cool
Roti nasi: not cool
Nasi pattaya: very cool
Why?
Because the telur dah pecah and dikucar-kacir.

I love you in Italian...
>> t'amo
Doesn't seem like much does it?

Study group on Friday and Monday.
Yay.
Tuesday is my Contract paper.
Yay.
Mati aku.

the randomest at 9:30am

Hello August,

I have a mozzy bite on my butt.
Perv Mosquito babi.
Gatal lah!!!

6 days til papers.
Le sighhh...

I finally got my flag.
What is the babi wrong with the flag manufacturers?
What happened to good ol' cotton flags?
My flag is a heinous plasticky fabric.
Another le sigh...
How to show my love for my country lyddat?

S.O-ku got a weeklong job.
I'm happy for him since that would mean he's not loafing around doing nothing.
He made more friends.
I want his job since it just means i get paid to practice my organising OCD.
Not that I clinically have one.

I like my flag.


Mark's back mid August which means a meet-up for the Cempakans who are still here.
Miss you guys like madness,
Well, kind of.

Michelle's birthday is coming upppp...
I still have Shravan's Che Guevara badge...
My bed is unmade,
I havent had breakfast
and my study group is at 10.
It is now 9:39am

Road Trip to Penang on the 15th anyone?

food for thought you english bastards

eh...
exams babi.

copy paste. cos its too funny but here's where I found it.
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The Craig List Posting To Cheer Us All Up :

...and fuck the board of law examiners. These motherfuckers have nothing better to do in life than ruin the summer of 10,000 starving law school graduates every year.

Hey assholes... ever wonder why half of all law school exams are open book? Because, lawyers don't need to memorize every fucking thing... we go to law school to learn how to LOOK THINGS UP!!!!

Fuck your stupid model answers. Fuck you and the 37 exceptions to hearsay. Take Blackacre and shove it up your ass. Tell your intended beneficiary to blow me. Would my foot up one of your asses constitute a material breach? If NY has such an indelible right to counsel, why do we have so many friggin' convicts? Did those guys pass your little quiz, you fucks? Oh, and by the way, thanks for the fucking typing lottery... and don't worry about all the people who didn't get in... we do not feel DIASADVANTAGED in any way by having to write out six fucking essays. Like that's really fair.

Stay out of my wingspan... I'm pissed off.

Signed,
A reasonably prudent law school graduate
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I want open book law exams toooooooo!!!
Bloody English.

IMVU

Click the picture.
IMVU Rocks!

Yes, I'm a Geek but you love me anyway.
Kan?

10 days and counting.

you know what?

This sucks.

I get an SO after so many years not giving a shit
AND he has a car and he leaves to Perth.
Babi or not?

12 days and counting.

ti amour

I spent an hour looking through Wikipedia because I woke up from a funny dream and all I can say is cling film, summer berries and whipped cream are sexy.



Can't elaborate since Dhina reads my shit.

Bizzeh in the Hizzouse

I'm Anti-Cool now.
Issit?

King of the Hill I is.

Anyway,
14 days to resits.
Study, study, study.
Makes you wonder if you could've done more last time.
Then I thought, Neh,
You need time to stdy all these and i had hardly enough last time I think.
Also, I kinda slacked off (which will not happen again thankyou).

No more going out but you guys will see me online!
I'll see the lot of you after the 9th.

Sangria Party
Tapas Outing and the whole Bukit Bintang Shindig
Lepak at Coffee Bean Kau-kau
Sheysha kau-kau
Movie Marathoning
Window Shopping/People Watching
Cocktail Party
Endless hours online without feeling guilty
Penang 2007
More Coffee time
JAMMING
Praying for good grades?
Farewell BBQ?
Packing?
Rushing for my Visa?
Never seeing REAL glaring hot sun for the next few months?

Sigh...

I miss you.
:(

sedihness

Yesterday,
All my troubles seem so... nevermind.

Li Yen left Kuala Lumpur for Melbourne with a heavy heart and tears in her eyes.
Her family is migrating to Doha (of all places... sand, sand and SAND....) and that means she wouldn't be coming back here this summer. Her new life starts in Doha.
No Pork.

Today,
I feel blue...
Aki sayang left for Perth. He called me to say bye at 9:10 am.
He said his mom was smiling.
Sid, Jamal and him went to look for a jamming studio in Bangi at 1am for one last rock out.
I'm pissed that I couldn't follow.
I'm also quite pissed that his flight was at 9am and I didnt have a car to go send him off at the airport.
Business class my foot.

Kinda sad really.
Silver lining:
Now I would have a reason to hoard money to go tripping AND I have places to stay!
*grin*

I love you guys to bits, you know that.

Tangent:

Exams in onetwothreefourfivesixseveneightnineteneleventwelvethirteenfourteenfifteensixteen...
16 days.
Study hard... study smart.

le bored...

Questions

For Guys:
1. What do you look at when you see a girl? The boobs or the butt or…?
2. How do you feel about plus size women? Would you date her?
3. Choose between your mom or your girlfriend.
4. Your place or mine tonight?
5. There is a hot gal at the party? How would you approach her? Would you do it if you are already attached?
6. Where or what would you do with your hot date if you are on a budget?
7. She has a stain on her shirt at her chest area. Would you tell her?
8. She spends more time with her gay best fren that hang out wit you. Would you be jealous?

For Gals:
1.What turns you on? Guys in boxers or guys in brief or nothing at all or…?
I dig boxers. Briefs are soooooooo... unless theres a good reason for it like... shhhhhhhh... hahahaha.

2.Would you buy flowers 4 a guy as a present?
I don't buy. I cook. If a guy can't eat then he's a pusseh.

3.If your bf doesnt have a car, would you u drive him around?
That depends on how far his house is and how willing he is to commute to my house.
Also kan, I can't drive pun. hahaha. TAXI!

4.Hot guy in a party, would you approach him? If yes, how?
Assuming..
a) hot guy is a friend of a friend:
-- Definitely make her intoduce me. Then make small talk.
b) Hot guy is at a friends party.
-- Repeat as above
c) hot guy is gatecrashing
-- Go to hot guy and ask how he knows friend. Small talk.

5.Is size really that important?
I wouldn't know what to say. I haven't actually been exposed to that kind of stimuli but from alot of talk, bigger may probably be better.

6.He is the guy of your dreams. Would you play hard to get?
Probably. But then guy of my dreams is unattainable. Trust me. I would know.
You know why?
Because he's a DREAM.

7.He is an hour late for your date. Would you still go out with him on that date or have a girls night out?
Call him and tell him i'll see his face some other time cos an hour means its girls night.

8.You burped when you are kissing. How would you handle this situation?
Stop kissing and ask if he'd like to accompany me to go buy Eno. Dude, you have no idea how fun 7-Eleven is...

-the end-
Unilateral invitation to be tagged!

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Edit:

BABIIIIIII FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!

Duniaku berterabur and nobody's there beside me.
I have all the friends in the world to help though.
Thanks guys, I love you to bits.

Btw,
Durian pictures are up HERE (part 1) and HERE (part 2)!!