Hawa is so amazing she's like Chuck Norris.

A taxi ran over Hawa and the taxi kemet.

Hawa went into the X-ray room and ended coming out with an x-ray of the machine instead.

Hawa got run over by a taxi and all she complains about is a sore throat.

The only painkiller Hawa needs is Panadol *koffPlacebokoff*

Hawa wins at life. Get well soooooooooooooon!
We love youuu!!!

:D

On to more serious things? There isn't anything more serious than a friend in the hospital recovering from being trampled underfoot by an errant and moronic taxi driver. Sekian, until I find something else to write about.

Seeing Hawa tonight at the hospital.
Hope that she is doing well.

Good day, fellows.

Today I see the grandmother who is back from Haj, Make bread and butter puds, and later tonight go out for dinner.
I was supposed to make chilli con carne but since everyone is not having dinner at home I figured I'll just make it next time, like on a Saturday or something.

So many things floating in my head that I can't begin to put on paper... uhh... blog.
Also, I can't wait to go away for a few months and miss my lovely ol' KL. Waxing poetic about my favourite city when I'm in the throws of winter. Walking around in Ugg Boots until I find comfier+prettier boots.

New hunting grounds. *grins like the Cheshire Cat*

Momo said "A lot can happen on three years. Look how much things changed since last year!"
I agree, Momo, I so agree.

I still don't want to have THE TALK. Nuh-uh... Nossir.

Dylan Moran speaks truth... Also, he's funny as hell.

"Seriously, you need to have THE TALK," said several people on different occasions.

"Uhh... No, I don't," Said I in utmost seriousness, fear seeping through my pupils like water through a hole in the glass.

I had another zombie apocalypse dream and it wasn't scary at all!

Starts off with me and 2 women at a lift hacking at undead things. I was pissed because I had a blunt parang. Like wtf? Also, luckily it was all crawlers. I think there only were crawlers in my dreams. As well as other non native earth animals... Fantastical ones. *confuzzled*
It's like freakin X-men or some rnadom turf war shit.

Anyway, elevators finally open as I try to hack at some dead old woman's neck -- She wouldn't fucking die for the second time and the parang was really blunt so I ditched the parang and went into the lift where there were several other people. Noticeably a man  who's in his late fourties, good looking with greying hair, his son and his son's friend. My two friends were always there in the background by the way, never really popping up in the conversation. So I started planning to hit the roof carparks, steal a car and run. Why was I in a mall?

Old man, let's call him James. James suggested we take his car. I said okay.
In the mean time, and somehow, I started getting rather close to his kid's friend, Tom. The dad and the kid were having some sort of strange conversations and I was getting snuggly with Tom. Stranger things have happened in my dreams. Oh, and I found a small axe and put it in my bag, it was really sharp. Tom was not my kind of guy but he was lovely and amazingly clingy, like saran wrap. Throughout the dream he had never left my side.

So the lift doors finally open to an empty carpark. We had some major discussions and I walked down a slope. Walked back up cos some people were being slow and walked back down the other side to the car. James and son were nowhere to be found so we ditched them and went to the cars. Cars had plastic barricades which Tom tried to lift, breaking some other car's fender. I took out my axe and told them they loved me. They agreed, I got the most amazing kiss I've NEVER had from Tom before he went off to chop the barricade down. Again, my 2 girlfriends were always in the background.

Change to a different scene, we were all chillaxing at a plastic table in a commune where there aren't any zombies. I say something like 'Wow, a zombie apocalypse and I'm not dead yet... Awesome!' to Tom. I needed to pee so we went into this house... The same house I see in most of my dreams. It's luxurious and ugly. I don't like it it's like some crappy rich guy with no taste built it.

Anyway, I went to pee and I saw in the reflection someone in the Jabberwockeez dance crew mask. Bloody hell, scary dowh, cos the guy looked at me through the reflection and looked in another direction slowly and mechanically as if he wasn't alive. Then I woke up and really went to take a piss. Ha-ha-ha.

Why do I get zombie apocalypse dreams so often now? Because nothing else scares the fuck out of me.

Watching The Ruler at Actor's Studio with Mo, then dinner at Tapas place with my womens Khaleeg and smokes. :D

Yes, it's another meme. Instructions for, I will ignore indefinitely.

INSTRUCTIONS: Fill out these questions and make a new note called "ABC About You." Then tag 25 people (randomly). If you got tagged by me, you have to take this survey and re-post it! Don’t forget to tag me because I want to know more about you!


A - AVAILABLE : Depends, what for are we talking about?
B - BIRTHDAY : April 16th
C - CRUSHING ON : Judge
D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD : Some sugar water with colouring I had diluted 3 times but still was so sweet.
E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO : Douchey
F - FAVORITE SONG AT THE MOMENT : I... have no idea... :|
H - HOMETOWN : KL.
I - IN LOVE WITH : myself
J - JUGGLE : two apples... and I multitask.
K - KILLED SOMEONE : In my mind... *squints*
L - LONGEST CAR RIDE : omfg HOURSSSS... I swear my ass was so numb after I had to flex it a multitude of times before it finally woke up.
M - MILKSHAKE FLAVOR : chocorate, plskthxbai
N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS : fear
O - ONE WISH : whirled peas *twirls hair*
P - PERSON YOU CALLED LAST : Marjan
R- REASON TO SMILE : Life
S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD : Haive gawt a laverly bunch of coconuts...
T - TIME YOU WOKE UP : 7 30AM
U - UTENSILS USED TO EAT NOODLES : chopsticks
V - VEGETABLE : Is good for your poopie times!
W - WORST HABIT : being frank. Well, no most of the time I'm sha but you know...
X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD MOST RECENTLY : those that determine the extent of my scoliosis and lordosis
Y - YOYOS ARE : yoyos, wtf you want with them... I can probably strangle you with it.
Z - ZODIAC SIGN :ARIES, BITCH! hahahaha...


RANDOM QUESTIONS ABOUT YOU:-
Your favorite number/s : 7
What color do you wear most : neutral colours
Most favorite color : red
What are you listening to : the fan whirling overhead.
Are you happy with your life right now : yes, quite.
What is your favorite class in school : Lunch.
Who is/are your best friend/s : Don't get me started on this it'll take FOREVER.
Are you outgoing : Yes, so much in fact it's hard to stay still at home. Opposite of outgoing... Inhoming?
Favorite pair of shoes : Slipa getah banana peel. I hate shoes I wish I could walk around barefoot.
Can you dance : nope. I dance like a white guy. It's sad.
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth : Yes, because I am pro.
Can you whistle : Yup
Cross your eyes : Yup
Walk with your toes curled : You mean some people cant do that?

DO YOU BELIEVE IN...
Do you believe in life in other planets : it's possible
Do you believe in miracles : Depends, the goddamn song is now in my head. Thank you.
Do you believe in magic : YAAAAAAR...
Love at first sight : Nope. It's called lust, kids.
Do you believe in Santa : Nope
Do you know how to swim: Yes
Do you like roller coasters : Does it help if I said i'm terrified of them but love to go on them? I guess it doesn't help.
Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows : They ate durian and balked. Bunch of pussies.
Have you ever been on a plane : Yeah
Have you ever asked someone out : I'm the one asking someone out usually.
Have you ever been to the ocean : Yeah
Have you ever painted your nails? : Yeah


THE WHAT'S:-
What is the temperature outside? :  decent
What radio station do you listen to: BFM 89.9
What was the last restaurant you ate at: Khaleeg. Had the munchies, someone kept stuffing food into my mouth.
What was the last thing you bought : food for lunch, tapao
What was the last thing on TV you watched : some food thing on AFC


THE WHO'S :-
Who was the last person you IM'd : G'paaaaaaaa
Who was the last person you took a picture of : Thats a very good question. People take their own pictures using my picture taking apparatuses.
Who was the last person you said I love you to : everyone? In a completely not serious kind of way.


CRYING SECTION:
Ever really cried your heart out : No
Ever cried yourself to sleep : No
Ever cried on your friend's shoulder : No
Do you cry when you get an injury : Nnnn-yeaah... but only once.



HAPPY SECTION:-
Are you a happy person?: I revel in my unearthly positive attitude and general sunny disposition... Until I feel like killing/maiming something.

LOOK AT ME:-
What is your current hair color: Brownish


CURRENTLY WEARING:-
What shirt are you wearing : Baju panjang putih
Pants : leggings
Shoes : Barefoot... barefeet?
Necklaces : Tarak



IN A BOY/GIRL:-
Favorite eye color: brown
Short or long hair : longgggg
Height : talllllerrr than my dad less he gets harassed by the fatherling's ability to make fun of short people.

HAVE YOU EVER:-
Been to jail: Nope
Mooned someone: hahahah... nope. My ass is too precious to moon errantly.
Thought about suicide : never.
Laughed so hard you cried : daily
Cried in school : ONCE. THAT WAS ONLY THAT ONE TIME.
Thrown up in a store : nope
Wanted to be a model : never
Seen a dead body : yeah, cadavers.
Been on drugs : nope.
Gone skinny dipping : maaaaaybe... *twiddles fingers*



THIS OR THAT:-
Pepsi or Coke : water
McDonald's or Burger King: Alexis's Bluecheese burger
Single or Group Dates: whatever fits
Chocolate or Vanilla : chocorate.
Strawberries or Blueberries: blueberries
Meat or Veggies: both
TV or Movie : Laptop
Guitar or Drums : I play guitars but shtoink drummers.
Adidas or Nike: Your mom.

"Eat, you're thin," said the bloke, or something like that.

"Whaaaaaaaaaa?" said I in utmost befuddlement.

I LOL'd

That's a first.
*shrugs*

Prior to that, I had a douchebaggery kind of Thursday evening. Catchwords for that night were 'Irate and Morose'... At one point Meers pointed out that 1. You could see the frost come out of my mouth while I talk, I don't remember being that biting. And 2. "For a split second there you had the glint of bloody murder in your eyes," Paraphrased of course, and for the record, I did want to beat the shit out of something, anything! Even a pillow. Pillow be damned.

After a few minutes of smokes and chats I was alright though, prior to that you were in the presence of the Third Reich incarnate.

And now I'm hungry.
Would like bed, cookies, cuddles and sleep in that order. But nooooooooo... Bedblocked by office work.

One factor contributing to the iratenessness... Have I mentioned how us siblings take turns kena baham by the mother? Yes, tis the season my brother is taking the brunt of the crap but he's off for camp so I'm getting the load of shit. Little brother, come back soon so I can stop being pestered?

Definitely moving out after Melby.

OMFG Damn You Auto Correct!

GenY, or since I read the wiki page on it 5 minutes ago, Echo Boomers. Sounds kind of cool -- Echo Boomers.
Eh-koh-bewmerrs.

You can spot us through our ever changing and fleeting interests, headphones blaring in our ears, how we pick things up as fast as we forget what it's for, how we spout nonsensical facts about Politics and Religion and how we claim to know ourselves inside out. But. Is that really true?

I had recently acquired a two day stint in massaging a space within a shopping mall -- and I'm not sure how many times I've told people how much I dislike shopping malls -- and part of the criteria would be the ability to attract my fellow EchoBoomers.

Let me point out the most obvious thing about EchoBoomers, we are more individualistic than the GenX which makes isolating various groups a daunting task at its best because you can't make everyone happy all the time, hell, you can't even make everyone happy some of the time. So what's the best bet? Make some people happy all of the time? Possibly so. Sadly, though, that option gives rise to the biggest problem of my generation. Sure, we no longer are in the pursuit of freedom and love and pot, instead we strive to be in all the time.We want to be seen, we want to be heard, we want to be better than you and have you hate us and love us at the same time. It's one of those strange things in life where hyper-individuality gives rise to Sheeple. One person makes a trend and the rest follow, hoping within all hope that they may surpass the original style-setters. Wishful thinking on their part because what really happens is that the original style-setters get bigger and bigger because what they really do is feed on the envy/love of their fellow limelight whores.

Meh.

There's 80 MILLION of us, maybe more, born between 1982 to 1994-95. We vary in our trending interest and our herded attitudes, maybe about 10% of us actually don't give a shit about trends (like me for example) but the rest are being sucked into the whole notion of being herded. It's a generation of people who don't use their god given brains much, sadly.

Although I am a part of this generation - statistically - I refuse to be goaded into a trend and I refuse to be part of the Boomerang Generation. SUCK ON THIS, BITCH!

It's Wednesday and so I am doing work in the form of assignments.

So, yeah, on to Book Nerdisms...

Have you read more than 6 of these books? The BBC believes most people will have read only 6 of the 100 books listed here.
Instructions: Copy this into your NOTES. Bold those books you've read in their entirety. Italicize the ones you started but didn't finish or read an excerpt. Tag other book nerds. Tag me as well so I can see your responses!

1. Pride and Prejudice – Jane Austen
2 The Lord of the Rings – JRR Tolkien
3 Jane Eyre – Charlotte Bronte
4 Harry Potter series – JK Rowling
5 To Kill a Mockingbird – Harper Lee -- I read a few chapters and decided it's not my thing.
6 The Bible
7 Wuthering Heights – Emily Bronte
8 Nineteen Eighty Four – George Orwell
9 His Dark Materials – Philip Pullman
10 Great Expectations – Charles Dickens
11 Little Women – Louisa M Alcott
12 Tess of the D’Urbervilles – Thomas Hardy
13 Catch 22 – Joseph Heller
14 Complete Works of Shakespeare
15 Rebecca – Daphne Du Maurier
16 The Hobbit – JRR Tolkien
17 Birdsong – Sebastian Faulks
19 The Time Traveller’s Wife – Audrey Niffenegger
20 Middlemarch – George Eliot
21 Gone With The Wind – Margaret Mitchell
22 The Great Gatsby – F Scott Fitzgerald
23 Bleak House – Charles Dickens
24 War and Peace – Leo Tolstoy
25 The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – Douglas Adams
26 Brideshead Revisited – Evelyn Waugh
27 Crime and Punishment – Fyodor Dostoyevsky
28 Grapes of Wrath – John Steinbeck
29 Alice in Wonderland – Lewis Carroll
30 The Wind in the Willows – Kenneth Grahame
31 Anna Karenina – Leo Tolstoy
32 David Copperfield – Charles Dickens
33 Chronicles of Narnia – CS Lewis
34 Emma – Jane Austen
35 Persuasion – Jane Austen
36 The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe – CS Lewis
37 The Kite Runner – Khaled Hosseini
38 Captain Corelli’s Mandolin – Louis De Berniere
39 Memoirs of a Geisha – Arthur Golden
40 Winnie the Pooh – AA Milne
41 Animal Farm – George Orwell
42 The Da Vinci Code – Dan Brown -- Read A little bit it wasn't as good as Angels and Demons so I put it down.
43 One Hundred Years of Solitude – Gabriel Garcia Marquez
44 A Prayer for Owen Meaney – John Irving
45 The Woman in White – Wilkie Collins
46 Anne of Green Gables – LM Montgomery
47 Far From The Madding Crowd – Thomas Hardy
48 The Handmaid’s Tale – Margaret Atwood
49 Lord of the Flies – William Golding
50 Atonement – Ian McEwan
51 Life of Pi – Yann Martel
52 Dune – Frank Herbert
53 Cold Comfort Farm – Stella Gibbons
54 Sense and Sensibility – Jane Austen
55 A Suitable Boy – Vikram Seth
56 The Shadow of the Wind – Carlos Ruiz Zafon
57 A Tale Of Two Cities – Charles Dickens
58 Brave New World – Aldous Huxley
59 The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time – Mark Haddon
60 Love In The Time Of Cholera – Gabriel Garcia Marquez
61 Of Mice and Men – John Steinbeck
62 Lolita – Vladimir Nabokov
63 The Secret History – Donna Tartt
64 The Lovely Bones – Alice Sebold
65 Count of Monte Cristo – Alexandre Dumas
66 On The Road – Jack Kerouac
67 Jude the Obscure – Thomas Hardy
68 Bridget Jones’s Diary – Helen Fielding
69 Midnight’s Children – Salman Rushdie
70 Moby Dick – Herman Melville
71 Oliver Twist – Charles Dickens
72 Dracula – Bram Stoker
73 The Secret Garden – Frances Hodgson Burnett
74 Notes From A Small Island – Bill Bryson
75 Ulysses – James Joyce
76 The Bell Jar – Sylvia Plath
77 Swallows and Amazons – Arthur Ransome
78 Germinal – Emile Zola
79 Vanity Fair – William Makepeace Thackeray
80 Possession – AS Byatt
81 A Christmas Carol – Charles Dickens
82 Cloud Atlas – David Mitchell
83 The Color Purple – Alice Walker
84 The Remains of the Day – Kazuo Ishiguro
85 Madame Bovary – Gustave Flaubert
86 A Fine Balance – Rohinton Mistry
87 Charlotte’s Web – EB White
88 The Five People You Meet In Heaven – Mitch Albom
89 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
90 The Faraway Tree Collection – Enid Blyton
91 Heart of Darkness – Joseph Conrad
92 The Little Prince – Antoine De Saint-Exupery
93 The Wasp Factory – Iain Banks
94 Watership Down – Richard Adams
95 A Confederacy of Dunces – John Kennedy Toole
96 A Town Like Alice – Nevil Shute
97 The Three Musketeers – Alexandre Dumas
98 Hamlet – William Shakespeare
99 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory – Roald Dahl
100 Les Miserables – Victor Hug

Books I want to buy and read:

Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy

Good Omens

More Tom Holts

More Neil Gaimans

Why is it so hard for me to start work on my assignment but everything else is finished so quickly all you can see is dust.

It's the curse of the assignments, yo.

I look out the window and what do I see?
No sun, no rain, just haze.
Gray, gray and more gray 'til you want to cut something just to see colour!
The cars below look like the ants that trek into my keyboard, yes, my keyboard is the home of ants, I can't be arsed to kill them anymore, they just keep coming back... WITH CAVALRY!
Also, I'd like them to take every crumb or morsel of food ever dropped into the damn thing by the previous occupants. Clear it up, boys -- uhh... I mean girls!

Also, I can't go out tonight because I have to finish my assignments. Yay!
I need 80% of it done, or at least close to done so that I can show my face in class tomorrow for 6 minutes and show something instead of waltzing in without anything and making a fool of myself.

So many things to do, so many many things to do.

Also, someone owes me cookies...
COOKIES -- YEAH, YOU HEARD ME! BRING IT!
*smiles demurely*
*twiddles fingers*
*smiles again knowingly*


Whoops, it's raining again. November, how are you so wet? *le sigh*

Good day to all!
I remembered I hads teh photobukkits and OMG YAY DIMSUM FOR LUNCH! wait... yeah, so teh photobukkits has teh emoticons.  And I'm gonna be using it more now, because you need to know what my facial expression is.

4 more weeks of internship to go.
Last month and a half of classes.
Paying RMIT deposit next week.
I'm so excited!

TEDxYouth@KL was good :D
Was a Delegate, thanks to JY.

November will be over in a week and a half which means paycheck and pocket money. Ha-ha.
Paycheck will not be saved because it is peanuts and I need the dosh right now.

Out with Meers and Panda tonight, hoping more will come and join.

Sometimes I wonder why I torture myself by watching certain types of movies. You know, the ones that give you an inkling of HOPE. As if I thought I could take it to heart and suddenly become all flowers, butterflies and unicorns.

The prospects of such a thing is a wonderful thought but it's also terrifying.
Ideas of a shattered barricade, a failed great wall in shambles.
No more laser beam super forcefield that deflects the kind of feelings associated with...

...  that.

*tilts head*
I can't even say it without feeling my throat sink to my gut.

I get panic attacks just thinking about it.
Something I cannot predict or prepare for.
An idea that would, more often than not, leave me in severe discomfort.
Falling.

I can say it in jest or to certain people but I have never really meant it in respect to... Oh, screw it.

My fingers run over the keyboard, dictating the thoughts that fill my head but some words don't fall in line and changed, get written and then erased or were just never put there in the first place. The word that everyone shouts, screams, whispers, mutters and boldly states on the rooftops towards the world.
It's terrifying. It's so terrifying that I make myself not want to get into that situation because I have only myself to protect.

Fear.

I find myself in the uncomfortable throws of stimulus. Uncomfortable. Unpredictable. Unrelenting. Possibly unreq-... No, the last one isn't it.

Number of mini panic attacks today?
2

Delayed Gratification

An everywoman

The everyman

The poet

The pauper

The king.

The youth,

An abundance,

What is wanted,

Now,

Here,

Fast.

The wait that was once done

No more

Nevermore.

We do not wait for those things,

They wait for us.

For us,

So long,

So far,

 Unchanged.

We change,

We wane,

We slack.

And hack-

And hack-

And hack.

Our soul consumed

An eternal fire of complications.

We cannot wait.

Procrastination,

Tardiness,

General ignorance to time.

But we cannot wait.

We want

We want

We need

We want.

Nevermore the waiting game.

Summary: In light of the youth's inability to process delayed gratification (as well as other more important things in life), we're all fucked.

Christmas presents list! WARGH!
Gotta write down that list and go present hunting for both the Secret Santa AND the usual presents.
*checks who's been naughty and nice*
The bad kids get... NOTHING!

Also, cos I'm kind of... bajet... your presents wont be expensive but know that I still love you. :D

Also wik,
My friends are awesome. Like, so totally awesome.
*hair flip*

Eagle Eye Cherry - Are You Still Havin Fun chords
KIV for jam session due sometime soon.
mwahahaha...

WARGH GREEN LANTERN 2011!

Had a jamming session with my once-a-year-only-meet (well, now twice) second cousins, the boys probably wont be meeting up with so often but Elissa, definitely. Her house is behind mine. Got to check if the drum kit is fixed but me and the littlest brother are going to visit one a week or once every two weeks for repeated jamming sessions.

I es vocalist, going to test my pig squeals, death growls and melodious tunes behind the mic.
Maybe I can try playing the bass and relearn some guitar as I go along.

I miss jamming sessions.
I want more jamming sessions.

Littlest brother's friend, Mikey, is a drummer. We drag him go jamming now.

Oh, I forgot to say that the usually quiet Raya Haji was suddenly full of visiting people... Manly because these rellies didn't do anything for Raya Puasa.
And... I... Ate... ALOT.

Quite is actually quite interesting :)
I'm glad I went.

Had a quick smoke session with the girls and the bloke.

In Kim's words: Canoodling.

Ha-ha very funny, Kim, very funny.
There was something but it definitely wasn't canoodling.

Half day omg yay!
I get to loaf around at home... yay!

Things I cannot do... Yet...
- Paintball -- Actually I could always go with my scooter and armour. I'm a tank pew-pew!
- Rock Climbing -- which, if I tried, would turn into 'Belay pull me up to the top so I can touch base' No climbing involved.
- Wear killer heels -- I will... eventually. There's a reason why it's called killer heels. You can stab someone on the jugular with it and they'd die. *shrugs*
- Run up a flight of stairs -- I. Hate. Stairs.

WTF where do all these ants come from?! And why are they marching towards my keyboard and going nowhere in particular? AntCon? *flips table*

P/S: Corporate heresy and deskjobs are bad for my soul.

Memo note to self: Sunday dinner, 21st November, Bangers and Mash with grilled vegetables and onion gravy.
I'm cooking every Sunday now until bibik comes back. Perhaps week after next i'll try to make some Malaysian dishes intead of relying on super simple matsaleh dishes.

Going to Quite (The art exhibition) on Tuesday evening, I think. OMFG! QUITE!
I'm kind of excited to see the exhibits. Ehehehehe!
Can't go on Wednesday because it's Raya Haji whereby I'm not sure if I've got anything or not. Should ask dad.

Kaz's Mediterranean-Middle Eastern Pre Christmas BBQ on the 3rd of December!
Yay! Confirmed except for the budget. Is the +1 confirmed though? Will ask later.

I'm seeing Mark on the 27th of Nov, Adam's back on the 15th of Dec. :D

Things that frequently happen to me:
- Being carried while on a chair (doesn't matter what kind of chair) by the blokes because I refuse to move from that spot. Meh.

A friend of mine had a weird dream last night and I was in it, set five years in the future.
*gets permission to post*

X:(10:34 AM):

*I had a weird dream last night

Me:(10:34 AM):

*oh yeah?

X:(10:35 AM):

*You know one of those set in the future but feels super real as if you were actually awake and you have false memories of the time between you fell asleep and when the dream began.

*You were in it though

X:(10:36 AM):

*Set 5 years in the future. I was working at the travel company still and was also just starting up my company.

Me:(10:37 AM):

*fwoaarr... i get dreams where it's set in an alternate earth... everything's sort of different but it feels the same and usually... there are zombies. hahahaha

*then?

X:(10:37 AM):

*Mostly it was me going to peoples weddings traveling and working

*I missed your wedding

Me:(10:38 AM):

*watafaaaaaaaj?

*my wedding?

X:(10:38 AM):

*Yea xD

*Yea

*Hahahaha

Me:(10:40 AM):

*omg... what a ... weird thing for me to do in 5 years

*the guy had better be up to par

*hahaha

X:(10:41 AM):

*It was (person's name here) hahaha

Me:(10:41 AM):

*omaigawd...

*.........................

*tak leh blah....

**headdesk*

X:(10:41 AM):

*Hehehe

Me:(10:42 AM):

*mainly because i have obscene standards if i had to marry the guy

*and... well... no one's come close to the batting range yet

HAHAHAH (person's name here)

*-__________________-

X:(10:43 AM):

*Yea.... It was shotgun

Me:(10:43 AM):

*that is so strange

*what else?

*surely there's more to it

X:(10:44 AM):

*You were upset with me because my ex was at the wedding

*You didn't like the guy

Me:(10:44 AM):

*HAHAHAHA...

*which one is this?

*stalker boy?

X:(10:45 AM):

*Nope a future ex

Me:(10:45 AM):

*oooooo

X:(10:45 AM):

*5'10 Malay guy

Me:(10:45 AM):

*good looking?

X:(10:46 AM):

*Pretty good according to you... He brought his new gf

Me:(10:46 AM):

*omg now you have to tell the whole thing -- even if it's segmented and you don't remember-- in complete sentences and arcs

*hahahahaha

X:(10:48 AM):

*Okay so it starts with me waking up in my very own apartment. (wooo!!) get into my car and head to the gym (it's a Sunday) and you ring me while in on the treadmill telling me off

*You are saying I'm awful for not turning up for the wedding and I was all "it was an emergency I had to go to (random Chinese sounding place name) to sort out the factory.. I got back this morning" and then you were ranting that my scummy ex brought his new gf to your wedding (days after he broke up with me) and that all hot guys were jerks

Me:(10:52 AM):

*hahahaha...

X:(10:53 AM):

*After that we met up for lunch and saw Skankyhoe* in a distance pushing a baby stroller and you were shaking your head

Me:(10:53 AM):

*HAAAAAHAHAHAHA

X:(10:53 AM):

*Then we end up going shopping for your wedding gift (I didn't get one yet)

Me:(10:53 AM):

*it had better not be a vase

*hahahaha

X:(10:54 AM):

*Hmmm.... Freaky

*During lunch I was like "about your wedding gift" and you were like "no vase please"

Me:(10:54 AM):

*HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

*i think i say that one too many times

*your subconsious picked it up

X:(10:55 AM):

*You made me buy a washing machine

Me:(10:55 AM):

*omfg hahahahahahaha

*i doan know how to use a washing machine

*im useless that way

X:(10:55 AM):

*Yea it had one button that says start/stop that's it

*Anyhow afterwards I travel around for work and meet an old guy friend who is from the future (he just got divorced) and I go for dinner with him I wake up

Me:(11:00 AM):

*i hate waking up from movie dreams

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Anyway, shortly after those lines she explains that it was shotgun cos I got preggers by the FWB and decided, and i quote, "What the hell let's get married could do worse."

The best part though? In that dream I had to only work 2 months a year. Score, bitches.

1. I brought work home from the office.

2. Cookies, someone has the flavour I want.

3. Lunch.

4. Quite, art exhibition at the Annexe Gallery I want to go see.

So, Work from work to over weekend at home... and I can't get paid for it. I got peanuts yo. I need sleep but I also need to finish the drafting really quick. Because of that, I definitely cannot go watch a rugby match even if I get spammed for it via the events page daily. I do like rugby boys because they're built like men.

On now to Quite. I was informed of it by Bong who'd seen it and said I would enjoy it very much. The only thing I need is one other person to go with me probably after work and then we can go have dinner together.

Until now, I still haven't finished writing The Care And Maintenance Of Your Very Own ShaRoose a.k.a Sharoose User Guide. Actually I haven't decided on the contents but it'll be supremely funny and informative for everyone! Oooh, and pictures. x)
Maybe I should just turn that into a comic.

At 8pm-ish, I arrive home. :D

OMFG so much work and yet, I'm not irritated at all. Tired, maybe. Irate, no.

I'm working through lunch -- and have like 5 mins to update the bloggie... haha.

Rockin out and working. Conducive? Maybe. Possibly... Yes!

It's a Wednesday and I feel... Nice. :D

I just feel nice. It's not normal to feel this nice and charitable and good and kind and... Nice.

I have the warm fuzzies from nothing at all, the birds are chirping, the cars aren't honking and I hear the leaves rustling in the wind.

Right now, life is good. I love life. Life is giving me constructive energy.
The Universe is giving me love.
I feel loved.
*smilesmilesmile*

I'm in the midst of calm but my heart is beating quick,
I'm taken over by a field of rainbows and butterflies.
No, seriously, that's what I feel like right now.

The energy is amazing!

I have a new toy. *smilesmilesmile*

It's a remote controlled monster truck, it's black and about a foot and a half tall.
Yes, it's a pretty big truck -- for a toy.

1. assemble and charge all batteries
2. wipe down the dust from the truck
3. wonder where all these damn bruises came from -- Still havent found the reason.
4. figure out where to drive big tiny truck Park where we go fly kite.
5. test drive

This... sort of confirms my notion that I was supposed to be a boy but it just so happens I got a vagina instead.

The Monster is baaaaaaack! 
YEAAAHHHH, BOYYYY!
*highfives all around*
And lemme tell you, it's great to be back.

hhahaha... buoy...

I find that when I'm not in control I feel harassed and suffocated.

I don't do very well in these situations.

Fear gets the better of me.

You might know what I'm talking about or you might not.

It has something to do with matters of the heart.

Or, in my case, brain synapses which cause varying degrees of dopamine, norepinepherine, testosterone and phenylethylamine to be produced which generates a feeling of comfort and fluffy wuzzy bubbles... a.k.a Butterflies.

I can't believe I just wrote that.

What I'm trying to say is that

I don't like who I am at the beginning of any relationships where I don't know where it's leading to.

I'm actually rather wonderful when the dust settles and I'm not rendered bored.

Enough of that. 

Relistening to a lot of the old bands from last year... Which includes Maximum the Hormone.

Holy shit that's some good stuff.

Now, lets talk about sex.

Some girl a friend of mine knows has a year old plus kid. Guess how old she is?

13.

Wadafark?

I came across this fun fact while talking about contraceptives in the UK and the fact that it's free because they probably want the chavs to stop having babies and getting free council housing.

Children as young as 11 are there in the clinic for the free tests and condoms and so on because "They have a sex life,"

They're not even the legal age for sex yet!

Now, I'm not about to say that sex is bad but I am going to tell you that you have to think some things through before you actually do it because there are severe repercussions such as STD's and babies.

Think about it, people.

USE YOUR BRAIN!

You have one, don't you?

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Oh,on a completely unrelated note, a funny Fatherling moment (I summarised and paraphrased it a little bit)...

Waiter:

Encik Shah, Dato' Mohan blablabla... (not important)

Fatherling:

Dato' Mohan?

Waiter:

Yes, he said he knows you...

Fatherling:

Dato' Mohan???

Waiter:

Yes... *confused*

Fatherling:

Which Mohan is this?

Waiter:

Dato' Mohan Somelastname...

Fatherling:

OH! MOHAN! Yes, okay.

Fatherling:

*to himself*

Wtf he calling himself Dato' for?

-__________-;;

Second Best

Thoughts furiously enter my conscious mind,

One after another,

A flurry,

A flood,

Questions,

Unanswered,

Madness in constant motion,

Searching,

No replies,

Only turmoil,

A deconstruction,

Shattered glass from a high pitched scream,

Deep dark abyss.

A difference in pressure,

The irrelevant,

A wall that breaks the waves tumbles down,

Down,

Down,

Down,

Met by a resistance of the highest calibre,

Threatened,

Confounded,

The undeniable stench of insult to injury,

The unequivocal benevolence of disgust,

Distraught in misdemeanour,

I sit,

My eyes glaze over in effect,

My thoughts still zooming at the speed of light,

My coping mechanism takes over.

My fingers move swiftly across the levers of life,

Pushing,

Pulling,

Pressing buttons,

Watch with baited breath.

Explosions?

Or a sea of calm?

Or an unceremonious shudder in the fabric of existance?

Self efficacy still an inherent trait,

Never back down,

Never give up,

Stand your ground and fight.

Fight.

Fight.

I do not fight.

Disappointment encapsulates my being.

The rut that needs to be climbed out of.

Someone hand me a rope, 

A ladder,

Anything,

The piercing stares of the dark,

The deafening silence.

Your Lord and Master is severely displeased by this recent turn of events.

Will now proceed to invade Poland...

Or will fume.

Poland doesn't irk her. It's just something that rolls off the tongue quite nicely.

Fuming commences in a few hours.

It's a wee bit past midnight and all I can think about is the quote I just thought up.

Obviously not a complete original since it's modified. But I did come up with it.

I don't want to lie, cheat or steal but if I have to,

White lies to make you happy,

Cheating to let you win,

Your heart to steal and keep you with me.

*smug*

Poetic license, I have.

The downstairs TV is fried, as is the Astro... Both of them.
The Cables outside the house was fried massive times last night.
Therefore the gate, again, didn't work...
Twatblocked by electric gate.
BLAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
(cross reference to post on blog of hissy fits, same date)

This is my car. I will take care of it, feed it petrol.
Sexy, sexy Mustang.

I wonder if changing it to something that consumes natural gas or something is hard.

My most favourite thing in my room aside from my guitar and laptop,

Green Froggy with a pocket watch on one arm and a heart with an 'I love you' on another.

Hood gave me the pocket watch for my 21st birthday, the frog was a gift from Zita and Zuri for my 16th and heart was my sister being a piss and tying it on the froglet's arm. It's been there ever since.

Small tokens which, and I am sure of it, I will grab before I get out of the building in case of fire. Small tokens of an appreciation. Small tokens that represents friendships, kinships and general shipnesses.

Tomorrow night,
Perhaps a proper update.

One day I shall blog in prose.

Adieu.

QotSA
Josh Homme is amazing.

Bong asked me what 5 C's I look for in a mate.

Compassion
Credibility
Courage
Competence
Compatibility

Or something like that, I can't really remember what I actually said for the first two but the last three is a definite.
I think I said Cute at one point. Hahaha... but that doesn't really count.

Also wik,
Don't work. Be hated. Love Someone.
Truer words have yet been spoken.

Oh, and I couldn't help but be attracted to an ACTUAL Butterbeer recipe...

I have idiots for Aunt-in-laws.
But in retrospect, it's kind of funny how stupid they are.

I went to a small cousin's birthday party and towards the end, a sister -- I'm not sure, maybe she was a friend of -- came up to my mom and asked her if I broke my foot, hi, I'm right there you could ask me.
No.
My mom replied with "Oh, no, she's always been this way," with which her response was to pat me on the shoulder and tell me "You're gonna be okay," in the most belittling tone in the universe before she trudged towards wherever she came from.

I looked at my mom with the most nonplussed face, looked back to make sure said aunt was gone and said "I'm physically disabled not mentally retarded,"

My mother shrugged.

I ask you fellows, are some people that stupid?
I guess so.

My two cents for 11AM.

Will continue eventually, until then,
bissous.