I shall try to make this experience a little more bearable by lacing it with a whole lot of swearing, sarcasm and random images.
All to appease my darling reader(s)...
>.<;;
So yesterday I thought it was running a Tuesday when today I realised it is, and undoubtedly after checking the newspaper/calendar on lappy/calendar on phone, Friday which only serves one purpose: To tell me that I have successfully and for the nth time lost some days. How? Simple. I slept through it.
No, I didn't.
NaziEnda would have killed me then and there.
And *Click!* I realised I went out with Junes and Danny on Wednesday. Yes, I have replaced my mother's name again. This time from Martyr to NaziEnda. It works.
Shatap.
I had a whole packet of Famous Amos all to myself. I will NEVER share it with anyone. Not even if they begged. On knees. Bleeding. Fuggedabouddit. God damn Mr. Wally Amos! You are a whiz with the cookies! *beams*
Yes, your name will be synonymous with good cookie munching everywhere.
Now then, the day has been absolutely fuck all when it comes down to a T. Shar called for Danny's numero and may be going out later. It's all fine and dandy when the pisser's living in the same area but its pishtosh when you live on the other side of the buggery city!
What a tosser!
And another thing: They'll be out all night til 6am. Curses... CURSESSSSSS!!! And then tomorrow at 12 am Shar again leaves for Switzerland.
But he'll be back in December.
HAH!
Rewind back a day or so when I found out the SO is in a deep state of shit. Migraines making his life a living hell hole and I can't do anything about it. So I say it again. FUCK-ALL! ABSOLUTE FUCK-ALL!
Could you just make it a little harder... Could you? Please? Thank you so much. What MORE can I ask for?
Okay enough of that so here's what I need. A rehash of my wishlist if you please...
A new camera
which has been voted by the gents to be either a Sony, a Fujitsu or a Canon IXUS.
Some new undergarments
Of course would be far cheaper and of superior comfort if bought in the YooKeh but that's a non issue cos we LIKE undergarbs don't we?
A martini night with the girls
Only attainable after Min's exams. Blasted Things!
New cocktail dress for the martini night
We shall needs to go for the shopping thing yes?
Okay thats enough for today...
-Sha
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