I have decided that if Bali is for 2010, I will do my open water cert there. I just have to find out how much. This is cos bali is a billion times better than Phuket though both has disabled diving.

Thennnnn... I'm going to save money to go dive in Kapalai. BWAHEHEHEHEHEHEH...

Not exactly my last try buuuuuuuut... yeah I love Less Than Jake.

(@ Blackrope.blogspot)

My favourite two words: I Win

Preferably ending with an exclamation mark.

Add on:

I'm at Nandos, the one near Ampang Point... doing AutoCAD... THREEDEE...

The areas around my spine is aaachiiiiiiin...

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First and foremost, Junee's T&C for getting Lobster.

But before that, a preliminary explanation...

You see... The Jujuness has the flu. No, not pig flu you bastards. Though personally I think the pig flu only kills stupid people so even if she did get it... She wouldn't die. She'sa one smart cookie I tells ya. Aaaaanyway, she has the flu and the Hazmats have decreed that she stay under house arrest being bored to tears. The Hazmats are sadists...

She was pining about wanting to eat Nasi Goreng kampung (now known conveniently as NGK) and I told her that it's not healthy and does not promote a speedy recovery. There was a bit of a kerfluffle... no, not really. I just wanted to use that word... kerfluffle... hehehe... kerfluffle... kerfuffle? Fuf or fluf? I digress... So as I was saying, her tastebuds had just regained function and she wanted to eat NGK.

So now I commence with the sticking of MSN conversations... which, by the way, is HILARIOUS! To me, anyway...

* * *

- jun. june. junee. -

for the first time in four days my tastebuds are beginning to return..

Red

do you not have soup?

- jun. june. junee. -

bleghh to soup soup soup eeveryday

Red

you should make soup

with chikin stock

its the best

- jun. june. junee. -

i couldn't eat =( no appetite

makan only sbb nak matan ubat

Red

keeps your body cool hydrated and penuh dengan zat galian!

- jun. june. junee. -

and now im hungry

cos someone tweeted they had nasi goreng kampung

Red

thats not good for you

you need to get healthy

- jun. june. junee. -

zat galian hapo tu rempah ratus nenek kuu byk

yahhh motherness has forced me to eat

Red

zat galian is malay for vitamins and minerals

... its in every cereal commercial...

- jun. june. junee. -

ya i know la woman

my malay isn't that atrocious o_o

Red

who knows

- jun. june. junee. -

zat galian doesn't sound appetizing

Red

if it werent for cereal i wouldnt know what it is!

- jun. june. junee. -

nasi goreng kampung does

o_o

Red

screw NGK

- jun. june. junee. -

yesyes ngk

Red

you know it'll disappoint you

- jun. june. junee. -

noooo

Red

tell yo uwant

- jun. june. junee. -

gosh i want some so bad right now

Red

what***

tell you what**************

Red

if you get better by saayyy... wednesday

- jun. june. junee. -

yo i tell yo what yo want

Red

i will buy you NGK

- jun. june. junee. -

what yo reali reali want

...

.....

.... o_o

hold uo

Red

or whatever you want

in food

- jun. june. junee. -

up*

why so nice?????

:-O

Red

because you need to get better

and come down to ampang

- jun. june. junee. -

OMG

Red

hahaha

- jun. june. junee. -

OK

OK

LOBSTER THERMIDOR

Red

hotak kau

- jun. june. junee. -

FHANK KYEIO

LOBSTER THERMIDOR

Red

wait do they serve lobster in kamps baru?

- jun. june. junee. -

ANYTHING I WANT RIGHT

ANYTHING THAT I WANT

ANYTHING YG I NAK

Red

no

- jun. june. junee. -

LOBSTER'

LOBSTER

Red

anything from kampung baru

hahahahaha

- jun. june. junee. -

LOBSTER

NO NO

Red

but seriously do you know where to get lobster?

- jun. june. junee. -

YOU MADE UP YER MIND AND FINISHED THE SENTENCE

Red

like fresh lobs

- jun. june. junee. -

I SHALL CLAIM MY LOBSTER FROM YOU

YESS

Red

uhh okay wednesday 12 noon

- jun. june. junee. -

you're gonna laugh. but victoria's station really makes the best

Red

i call you

no sengal voice

no sniffles

- jun. june. junee. -

you get to choose which lobster

Red

no headache

no loafing around the house

dude i want to cook lobster

- jun. june. junee. -

and it's like rm 200++

noooooooooooo leave it to the experts

Red

i want to hearrrr that lobster SCREAAAAAM as it gets lowered into a boiling pot

turning a shade of red

as it dies

- jun. june. junee. -

YOU EVIL

Red

a boiling waatery death

- jun. june. junee. -

YOU PUT IT IN THE FREEZER FIRST LAH YOU SADISTIC BITCH

Red

wow you're worse than I am

- jun. june. junee. -

actually i don't know what thee victoria's station ppl do

Red

make it suffer then boil the fucker to death?

i freeze you!

- jun. june. junee. -

no cause in the freezer they go off to sleep

its secientifically proven

Red

and then i shall put you into zee pot of boilinghotwater! bwahahahaha

or or

- jun. june. junee. -

and they don't wake uo

Red

go to sleep cutewiddlefood!

- jun. june. junee. -

uhuhuuhuh

Red

RISEANDSHINETOABOILINGPOT'O'HOT! WHEEEEEEEEE

- jun. june. junee. -

O_________________________O

YOU EVIL BEEECH

Red

yea

- jun. june. junee. -

DONT MESS WITH MAH LOSBTAH THERMIDOWAH

Red

ever since i learnt of the line "you can actually hear the lobster scream"

lostbah

- jun. june. junee. -

*CLINKS LOBSTER CLAWS AT YER TITTIES*

Red

losbtah

- jun. june. junee. -

who the fucks boils a lobster to death first???

ALL CHEFS FREEZE LOBSTERS FIRST

I'VE SEEN IT ON ENDLESS COOKING SHOWS

Red

hahaha

- jun. june. junee. -

CRAZY HEARTLESS BEEECH THAT YOU ARE

Red

naturallly it would be frozen

orrrrrr

JUST BOIL IT!

harhahahahahha

- jun. june. junee. -

YOU'D PROBABLY DECLAW IT BEFORE BOILING IT TO DEATH

YOU SOUND LIKE THE WITCHES FROM MATILDA IN THE ROAD DAHL NYE BUKU

EVIL WITCH

Red

declaw?

just boil for 15 seconds

so that its not too cooked

break it apart

thermidore it

yumyum

atchally it taste like prawn

* * *

If you read through all that, I congratulate you... Those that didn't will read the abridged, less funny (Re: WTF?!), below.

Junee Yusof MUST, as in it is compulsory and it is non-negotiable, get well BEFORE 12PM ON WEDNESDAY, 29TH JULY 2009. She must be completely free of ANY FLU SYMPTOMS (please refer to a credible online source) which include LETHARGY, DIZZINESS, SNIFFLES, FAUCET NOSE, SCRATCHY THROATS, SORE THROATS, FEVER, SLIGHT FEVER, LAZYNESS, GENERAL NONCHALANCE, CONTINUOUS VISITS TO THE LOO. She must then make her way to AMPANG so I, Sha Roose, may inspect her wellbeing and award her with a lobster dinner when I, Sha Roose, has the money and finds out where to buy lobsters *cringe*. I cook. Not buy. Get it right.

I'm not going to go to a shop for a sucky lobster for 200++ bucks... ESPECIALLY NOT at Victoria Station.

Less newsy news...

Mo was being indulged by my sitcom worthy parents.

My whole family has the crazy gene, go figure.

I love THE Legion of Women.

Kim can't sell me makeup.

I'm fasting for the next four days cept Thursday... which reminds me I have to text mich about it...

Can anyone tell me where I can buy fresh lobsters?

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My level of awesome?

Its a state of mind.

If planning my future makes me a better person with goals than so be it. I was talking to OrangTua about my getting the Interior Architecture Degree and he said it would be better because, as a degree holder, I would be payed much much better. Perhaps securing my coveted entry pay of more than 2.5K ringgits. I thought about it and just sold my soul to the Gods of Money... Who would then have to share my shining soul with the Gods of Design whom I had sold my soul off to earlier in the Advanced Diploma program.

That said, I always considered that a spot in the world of design meant that hands on experience is a hundred times better than what you learn form a textbook, then again, having a degree in architecture means that the chances of me going to a site and arguing with the contractor about pillar placement is much higher... Something I would duly look forward to, honestly.

Moving on from the grips of Academia, I want my apartment, I want financial security, I want joy and peace for all humankind... or death to stupid people. whichever comes first.

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I checked the late Ira's facebook a few minutes ago and the fact that she's gone forever finally struck me. I know it's been a year and a half since but it's just so unbelievable that she's gone. I keep wanting to call her up because I know I owe her food.

Ira,

Hope you're having a blast at that shiney happy place.

No more pain for you little miss,

we all miss you, babe.

xx

Hey, maybe her ethereal self has internet up there and approves our adoration.

(@ Blackrope.blogspot)

Wax poetic.

... I do tend to love to wax poetic about random shit. Oft explosive, rarely concise. As random as it gets, though, I still make sense even if it is only to myself.

Marriage.

... When everyone does it I shall be the one enjoying the NOT with other plus 2.4 screaming, belligerent spawnlets.

Baking.

... I'm lazy to bake but I want brownies... :(

Atchally, I have the munchies.

Loafing.

... See next topic.

Exercise.

... I need to get back on that horse... err... bike no matter how distressing it is on my tush. Must. Exercise. Damnit!

Facebook Mini games.

... Why do people enjoy these things again? I'm going to go have a nap. I'll wake up when I feel like doing Autocad.

And finally,

I was attacked by a gluegun. I have the blisters to prove it. *sad*

It's 2:30 AM, raining...

I'm wide awake.

I'm broke.

I didn't get the correct file copied into my thumbdrive so I don't know if I wanna re-do the whole 3D plan.

le sighhh...

I have to call up Aunty June to check when the Godfazzeur will be in KL so I can invite him over for dinner. I has a plan...

Mainly for the Nokia N97 and arranging Bali trips for next Summer.

*shrugs*

He is my Goddad after all...

Updated teh sekret blorg and now updating this one...

So if I get a Nokia N97, it will be called the BITCHIER APPARATUS...

since the current Dopod is the Bitchery Apparatus.

Fitting?

Yes, very much so.

I have to post assignment related photos up on FB and tag fellow classmates now...

le sigh... I'll do it tomorrow.

Oh, yeah... I had an AGM for the Heads of The Legion of Women.

It was kickass as usual.

Thus was told the lowdown of the downlow... hahahahah

XD

The incredibly full weekend is almost over!

I don't know if its a good thing or a bad thing, though.

Work is piling up.

XD

Blog has become erratic and uninteresting again, so shoot me.

Add on:

Given that the post was made while I was undeniably bored waiting for the girls to pick me up for lunch, I give you a more thought out post now I guess.

Mo suggested that 80% of people are in awe of me and the other 20% just don't matter. This after the first course of emo and a second course of self torture... Emotional self torture.

Cue 'nobody luuuurves meeeeee'

I asked her if it were possible to make the 80% give me 100% adoration. I didn't wait for a reply because I was tired and had to knock off. The answer would have undeniably been 'no'.

Aaaaaanyway... that said, I realise where and what I am right now is just shy of where and what I want to be in the first place. The kinks along the way are easily dealt with and I'm somewhat in good spirits. The only problem forseeable being what I find as good may not be the same for other people. These other people may damn well jump off a cliff for all I care.

A few million bucks, travelling and an ever expanding palate would be the things that would let me die in peace.

How irrational of me...

hahah... hahahahaha...

*cough cough*

-________-;;

Hard to judge,

Seriously.

That said, I am now thoroughly jealous of one girl.

*hiss...* chewyouuplikethelittlepieceofmeatyouare... *grrr*

andspityouout... *hiss...*

getcher own prey.

-___-

I want a Nokia N97!

That said...

Thanks XKCD...

Ere's another Meme for you people just because I'm terribly bored.

1. Beer: Depends
2. Food: Yes, please
3. Relationships: Uhhh...
4. Crush: Like spiders under Garfield's thumb
5. Power Rangers: Zordon and Rita are secretly in love.
6. Life: is a flurry of thought
7. The President: is GOAAAAAAAL! hahah...
8. Yummy: *gringrinGRIN*
9. Car: My father was a wheel. Do you know what he turned into? NOTHING! But he did it with HONOUR! hahhahahha...
10. Movie: damnit
11. Halloween: Scleras, time to get them.
12. Sex: Yes, please
13. Religion: Opiate of the masses
14. Hate: is a strong word
15. Fear: Mother
16. Marriage: No thanks
17. Blondes: No.
18. Slippers: Flippyfloppies are FTW!
19. Shoes: NEIN!
20. Asians: Not just the orientals
21. Past time: many
22. One night stand: Okay, go.
23. My cell Phone: Slippyslidey
24. Smoke: sheysha
25. Fantasy: tonnes
26. College: Raffles
27. High school Life: fun
28. Pajamas: big shurt
29. Stars: explodey balls of suns
30. Center: of attention
31. Alcohol: abuse
32. The word love: is superficial
33. Friends: are awesome
34. Money: should disappear
35. Heartache: sebab makan banyak sangat lemak
36. Time: is limited
37. Divorce: meh...
38. Dogs: big ones
39. Undies: are necessary
40. Parents: are nuts
41. Babies: are optional
42. Ex: exists
43. Song: ting-a-ling-a-ling
44. Color: red
45. Weddings: funerals
46. Pizza: yay!
47. Hangout: jom
48. Rest: now
49. Goal: Life
50. Inspiration: many

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Ellewellow all you lovely fellows,

Parents and siblings have all gone to Phuket 'til Friday.

I've got the whole house plus 2 maids and a driver (until 8pm unless notified).

Pick me up PICK ME UP PICK ME UP I'M SO BORED.

I'm so bored I'm assigning ringtones for specific people.

I'm so bored I'm thinking of dating again.

I'm so bored men and women seem more interesting.

I'm so bored...

Oh, and I just remembered updates for next year's summer vacation plans:

Bali

Rainforest Music Festival in Sarawak

Yes, even if it's just a one week break between terms, the Rainforest Festival is usually on a weekend so I'm still going.

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I gotta tell you guys how up there you guys are after the recent "Didn't-get-my-life's-script-omgz" ditty.

You guys are way up there. Like seraphims or something.

*Smirk*

Now then my bitchery apparatus (a.k.a PDA phone) is not being used appropriately...

CALLMECALLMECALLME!

hahaha...

One day I shall be able to do a Viking hair knot... one day...

*Mr. Burns finger twitchy thingy commences*

bruahahah....

Add on:

I'm. So. Bored. I'm. Thinking. Of. Dating...

Le sighhhhhh...

Tomorrow on the blorg:

... Next year's vacation plans.

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I want all my friends to be powerbitches or Bossmans in 10 years or less so we can go out for lunches and dinner and be all important and stuff.

Yes, powerbitches rock.

Actually, I just want everyone to get to where they want to be in life. If it makes them happy being a bum then so be it.

I will support your decisions whatever they may be, friends, because I love you all.

(@ Blackrope.blogspot.com)

I think I'll make brownies tomorrow...

Quote of the day, by me:

"Just like you, I can also be anticlimatic."

Yes, I can.

Btw, I'm feeling narcassistic.

Saya hawt.

ngeh ngeh ngeh.

(@ Blackrope.blogspot.com)

"Hey, did you get that thing I sent you,?"

- Peter Potamus

Meme tiiiiiiime!

If you enjoyed your high school years, you'll do it.
If you have nothing else to do, you'll do it.
If you're here to read the questions/answers and pretend to hate to do it, deep down you'll still do it.


::Biography::

1) Which school did you go to?
MIGS preluded by SSISKL

2) What classes were you
1 Jebat, 2 Jebat in SSISKL and then 3R, 4R, 5R in MIGS

3) What was/were your favourite lesson(s)?
English... cos I didn't do jack shit in that class! hahahaha...

4) If you could remember, what time was your recess?
10:40AM for Break and I forgot what time Lunch was. I think almost everyone had highlighted the "B" and "L" sections of their timetables though because it was oh so important that we go eat/play basketball/play fooball/rag juniors/buy candy/rag teachers/go Tanjong/go ampang point.

I cant remember the times for SSISKL... too vague.

5) List down your favourite food/snacks.

HONEY STARS!!! yeas that was the absolute shizz in MIGS...

In SSISKL it was nasi lemak and whatever the vending machine decided to bless me with... oh and Nescafe susu!

::Student Life::

1) Did you have a nickname way back in high school?
Roosemoose, rosey, Aisher, Sha, Babe... so many many many many many!

2) How did you wear your socks?
Like a person... they were ankle socks...

3) Have you been suspended due to the way you put on your uniform?
Nope but I was one of those kids who never tucked in the shirts, always forgot to wear ties/badges... and was friends with prefects. hahahahaha...

4) Were you given plenty of reminders about your appearance?
Yes... by the teachahs!

5) Who did you look up to when you were in high school?
Anyone taller... cos I was short... and still am... hhahahah...

::Punishments::

1) Name one memorable scene where you were punished in front of the whole class.
well, I was talking when suddenly one short cikgu attacked me with a stack of exercise books and sent three of us out of the class for misbehaving.

2) How many times did you skip class? What were you doing?
well i went to class then ran out in the middle under the pretext of "toilet" and bummed around in the canteen... hahahaha... yeas, I is made of win. But that was only sometimes sebab saya budak baik dan pelajar berhemah, yo. *cough* HAHAHAHHAHA...

3) Give one scene where you escaped from being caught/punished?
In a day of the life of a semi crippled kid, I is blessed. hahahahahah...

4) Did you vandalize any school property?
mebbeh... I'm not telling youuuuuu...

5) Did you ever make any teacher cry?
One of my classmates made a teacher quit. funniest. moment. EVER!

::School Staff::

1) Who was your favourite teacher?
Ms Noor! Chemistry teacher. :D

She's awesome.

2) Describe your HM
What's a HM?

3) Who was the funniest/weirdest/loudest teacher?
hmmmm... I cant recall...

::Social Circle::

1) Were you popular back then?
I was the normies. well, the abnormies... hahahahah

2) Were you in a big group of boys/girls or small ones?
Decent sized group of boys and girls... :D

3) Who were your best friends?
oh many many...

4) Did you and your friends have nicknames?
tonnes... which i shall not lay down here cos i'm lazy.

5) What were your favourite memories of you and your friends?
All throughout highschool!

::Co-curricular Activities::

1) What type of CCA were you in?
I was in Pandu Puteri for a while to piss of my lects then when i moved to MIGS I was in various committies. hahaha... cannot keep still.

2) What did you have to bring to your CCA?
myself, my thoughts.

3) What did your CCA required you to do?
brianstorm kot?

4) Got injured?
nope!

::Closing Ceremony::

1) How did high school change you?
It made me realise that not everyone from every school is a douchebag... Just the ones I had to grow up with in grade school. ngeh ngeh ngeh...

2) Sing one verse of your school song.
Like the sun that shines,

And rises in the east,

And like the precious pearl so priceless and beautiful...

3) What was your favourite question?

"Exam hard ah miss/sir?"

You can never go wrong with that one! hahahahaha...

4) Who/what will you remember from your high school?
Library/P.E./Break periods

5) Any memories you will not forget?
tooooo manyyyyyyy...

-End!

So it turns out that I am not the only one the universe is repeatedly stabbing at. Bloghopping means you find another x-number of people who are being poked repeatedly by the fat fingers of the universe.

Fat. Universal. Fingers.

HA!

I went on a snickerdoodle yelling match on the sekret blog though I don't think 'yelling' would be the approriate noun... More like a flurry of typing... Angry flurry of typing and a barrage of onometopoaeic (had to google that one...) outbursts of 'blaargh's and 'sajsgdkhfjkgjdsgdh's.

How fitting.

Life tires someone who's head never shuts up. The constant flurry of thought from the moment I open my eyes in the morning until the time I lay my head to sleep at night. It promotes my already distinct ire and cynicism towards the human condition. How easily one is misdirected, how much easier one is judged by ones looks, behaviour or the clothes one wears. It's even worse when the world expects you to be what is portrayed by the media. Those select few who choose to be the wolves amongst a sea of sheep are hardly spared the open end of a shotgun.

Fire! Shoot down the wolves who threaten the very existence of a media based, government controlled environment. Gun them all down mercilessly.

They gag me, tie me up. The poetry one calls life brings less and less meaning as years go by. It's mustard gas for the psyche.

I sit and think of how much easier my life would be if I had just followed the flock into greener pastures. Conformed to the whims of everyone, everything. Be just another face in the crowd. Then the thought escapes me as I remember how much the Plastics irk me.

Hang on a second, I just coughed a bit and in the process bit the inner part of my left cheek. Owwie-owww...

I'm also wondering why, in my second trimester, floating around in the yucky bits of my mom's uterus, I didn't get a copy of my life's script. It's either that or I hadn't bothered to read it. Surely it's the former and not the latter as I assure you I would've read the damned thing and probably would have an inkling as to what I'm supposed to be doing on this blasted plane. It seems as though Theinvisiblemaninthesky is just pulling my strings.

I had asked Theinvisiblemaninthesky one too many times what he wanted with me, why I was put here on this delightable planet, why I was even in an ever brooding existance... All I got as feedback was rain or silence. Most of the time silence.

To say that one has had enough of life is a lie. I am not afraid of death nor do I think about anything in particular when the word pops up but I don't think now would be a good time to kick the proverbial bucket as I have too much to do left. It's a shame, still.

I think I need a hug.

Classes as usual for the next three months.

Prince is a ponce. Why?

(actually, you, dear readers, might not get it either...) :|

Prince:

You do know my name right?

Wil:

Yep.

But what do you want us to call you?

'Mister Prince'?

'Sir'?

Me:

or 'Formerly Known As'?

The bugger left... :(

How can anyone not get the reference to the awesome musical icon that is Prince?!?!?!

hampehh....

It's one of those weeks where I can't keep my head wrapped around anything else.

Me:

*serious

*he's just so cool!

**squee*

Mo:

*omg

*u sound like a fangirl

*he's just so cool!

*squee*

Me:

*okay okay rephrase

*he is almost the posterboy in my head

*i cant bring myself to destroy the silly little fantasy on the event that he is an utter douche.

That's the truth.

It's hard to go to the point of no return when the little ditties in your head are so much prettier.

You give yourself 2987978547687980291984761848 reasons not to go for it.

UNhunting?

I just remembered this...

True story.

A:

Hey, B, I have this American chewing gum I want you to try...

*hands B a flavoured condom*

*B takes the flavoured condom, unwraps it and chews slowly*

hahahahahhahahahahahahahhahaha...

I have to say that I think I'm getting withdrawal symptoms from being layaned for 3 full days.

Damn you attention whore. DAMN YOU...

I will be retaking PD2.

'Cos I know I will fail.

:|

Thankyou Invisiblemaninthesky for making the West Coast M'sia Roadtrip a success.

Not a GRAND success but I guess it was enough under ssuch short notice.

XD

Singing Queen songs in the car = EPICCCCCC!

On the way up Penang Hill.

L to R; T to B:

Syaz, Junes,

Me,

Dan.

This is called malas nak properly update about the trip with pictures just yet.

I will... Eventually.