Saturday, May 18, 2013

With the advent of internet travel coupons, the doorway to unlimited travelling for a very very spiffy price is wide open. Unfortunately, I don't have a travel partner. And that sucks. Obviously.

Moving on to...

In the realm of the internet, and at the behest of my lecturer, I trawled and found a shop called Brooklyn Superhero Supply Co. which is actually a learning center for kids disguised as a badly disguised superhero gear store (Edna Mole must be pissed because her 'no-capes' policy is ignored here). Their amazing way to pull in a kids is wow. Just... Wow.

I'm taking their idea of disguise and deliberate misrepresentation to front my agenda against obscenely expensive and unintelligible consumer goods -- which is part of my final assignment for my studio -- in order to educate the masses using graphic t-shirts. REALLY NICE graphic t-shirts. Which I have to design. Which puts me in deep doodoo because I'm not that great at making graphic t-shirts. Why did I dig myself into this hole? Who knows. Go me! *pops party favours and toots a party horn*

Again, on a travelly-experiency note:

These are the badges that matter to me. A score sheet of the entire planet, the food I've eaten, the cultures I've experienced and the people I've met.


I don't think I'll ever end up in Antarctica, not that I want to given that the only things that live there are penguins and scientists -- very, very determined, hardcore superscientists who don't even want to hang out at the Vostok station--, and that's okay. Besides, I HAAAAAAAATE the cold. I wonder why I'm even here sometimes. Obviously I like to torture myself because paaaaaain is all I feeeeeeeeeeeeeel... Jokes, jokes. I also sometimes feel disdain and severe hatred.

End procrastination. On to actually finishing some work.
Adieu.

Sunday, May 12, 2013

Cat, for a week, used the red tray on the toilet... I should probably make it go for longer because I moved the orange litter tray in and he wanted no part of it and went for a doodie and a tinkle on the floor.

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CAT, Y U NO USE HUMAN TOILET?!?!?!

Friday, May 10, 2013

Just testing my gif making skills...


Aww yiss...

Also, this is how I feel like when I have to go to a class I dislike.

Tuesday, May 07, 2013

A friend of mine wrote an entire post about the recent unfair election in Mandarin and one phrase, he said, was "xie er ji gou" (鸡狗 邪恶) which means Evil dog Jib. Since it was in Mandarin, I hit the Bing translate button because it's already on Facebook and usually I can make sense of the entire thread and not die of the lols but this time it looked like a monkey with a wrench punched out a dyslexic typewriter.

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Jib became Chicken Dog Evil.

I laughed so hard I had to draw.
Must be something new from KFC...