I know it's a little late to realise this fact but I'm a late bloomer.

People -- in general I mean -- LOVE to dissect the love lives of their friends.

By that I mean that when we find out that one of our good friends is taking the road down to hell with their current significant other, we offer our opinions without even realising it. In fact, most of the time the opinions and helpful colour commentary is much unwarranted and almost always unwanted but we do it anyway, and mostly unto deaf ears. What's worse than colour commentary on your road to hell? Chided remarks on your single life.
Worst. Gig. Ever.

Most people grasp at straws when it comes to relationships that they're not apart of. This fact doesn't make stop them. In fact, I think it makes them want to pitch in more. I hardly understand this... Well, no, I lie, I do understand it. I just don't fall in the match-making girly squad.