smack your what?

SMACK YOUR WHAT?

I apologise for the lack of depth and enginuity in my blog post in the past week. It's just that i have nothing to write about at the moment. In fact, I may not have much to write about for a few more moments as I have just started my degree in law. You may ask 'Whaaaat? Aishah doing law? What, she gila-ah? ishhh...' but it doesn't really matter as there is nothing you can do to change that.

Now then. What's up with the formalities? I have a presentation on Thursday. I've been practicing and therefore, the apparent retardation of my horrible english speaking ways.

What is new you ask? Or, for the rest of you... Wassaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap?! I reply with a nothing much. Perhaps the sky or ceiling or the ceiling lights and the fan... It's not very amusing for me to answer your mundane questions. Perhaps if you'd have asked me what my feelings were on the current situation between Israel/America and the rest of the world, I would have much more to say then a simple grunt or two. It may, if you're lucky, come out as a complicated grunt and whine or three. I would like, though, to have a nonsensical communion before everyone else leaves for U.K. (not possibly meaning Ulu Kelang).

If you read this, I can only wonder why...

Currently Massively Feeling Anal,
Sha a.k.a Phat a.k.a Toots a.k.a Turdle a.k.a Hurry-up-lah.