Mum is pushing for Istana Kelantan's relocation to our Mengkebang Estate. She found a site on a hill and it's a pretty sweet spot. What I want to know is why the men in my family refuse to accept the Istana as a heritage building. I mean, for chrissakes! They've sold the land for pointless pennies!

THAT'S MY FUCKING HERITAGE!

Me: Well, what does Ninda Ki say?

Mom: He is very okay with it since he was the one who suggested it!

Me: Doesn't he then trump Uncle Na and Uncle Man since he's older?

Mom: :| No... He's from a different family, this is Ninda Puan's side!

Me: Ohhhhhhhhhhh... I forgot. :|

... On a more selfish note... I wonder if I can be part shareholder... :|
I think I should start thinking of taking over the family affairs. Their fiascos sound like too much fun to miss out on. Yes, I'm one of those people who live for interesting causes... Mostly selfish under the pretext of good-will but when are self pursued causes ever unselfish?