Somewhere at the back of my mind, little me is telling me I need to exercise.
I should listen to little me. 30 minutes a day isn't that hard right?

Going to Greta's 20th as Scat Cat (lady version) so I need to make a cardboard trumpet, find a little bowler hat and a purple bow tie... ears and a cat tail. Goddamn.

Hat pattern:
http://fetishfaerie-stock.deviantart.com/art/Mini-Top-Hat-Tutorial-79563375
Black fabric and fat red ribbon

Bow Tie:
Use the same fat red ribbon as the hat

Tail:
Hadonnoh! *shrugs*

Ears and Trumpet:
Cardboard and markers

If that fails, I'm the Alice in Wonderland caterpillar... hahhahhahaha