As most of you know, I have a deep love for mythology and cryptozoology and so would spend hours on checking out these random things.

Anyway, I've got nothing but hatred for my downstairs neighbour who seems to be trying to cry out her shitty, insignificant boyfriend issues out on the balcony so I have full access to said shitty, insignificant boyfriend issues. I will write a nice little note telling her to STFU when it's past 12PM and to have a little respect for the other apartments. Your shit, I can hear it. And how I'm deeply irritated by her low bitrate 'music' disgustingly emanating from, most probably, her arse. If it were the weekend I wouldn't mind as much but for fuck's sake it's Wednesday night. I know I don't have uni tomorrow but I like my quiet nights mainly because of how QUIET it is. RARGH.

Some 100 random questions for you:

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"... Students facing difficulties with RMIT whether it be related to their studies or those who are encountering..."

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
The window pane. It's cold.

Before you started this survey, what were you doing?
As you can see from what I have written above, I was busy being pissed at my downstairs neighbour who's a bit of a disrespectful little shit.

What is the last thing you watched on TV?
I haven't watched the telly in yonkssssss...

Without looking, guess what time it is
1:30AM...

Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
1:36AM.

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The noisy fucking neighbour and some police cars that just passed by. But mostly the noisy fucking neighbour.

When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
I was last out a couple of hours ago at a friend's Cafe being a lovely person and making glue out of cornstarch.

Did you dream last night?
Yes

Do you remember your dreams?
Not really.

When did you last laugh?
A couple of hours ago.

Do you remember why / at what?
9gag... Godzilla Firefox.

What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Off-white paint. We're not allowed to stick shit on the walls, you see.

Seen anything weird lately?
Yes.

What do you think of this quiz?
I hate this particular question. Why are you asking, little quiz? Are you not sure of yourself? Are you so insecure that you need constant affirmation? Love yourself, little quiz, for you are beautiful.

What is the last film you saw?
My Idiot Brother. Honestly, there's a great decay in movies now.

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
France

If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A nasi lemak.

Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
Now, why the hell would I relinquish my mysteries on the internets?

If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Religion needs to go for the sake of scientific and moral progression.

Do you like to dance?
Yes. I do that by shaking my bum.

Would you ever consider living abroad?
I already am living abroad.

Does your name make any interesting anagrams?
Apparently it does...
"A a sh I"
We do not know what this means. Thank you, anagram generator for this profound find.

Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
David... Asking what time I was going to go to the Cafe. He was so tired at the end of it all the poor thing.

What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Oh, god... Let's see... Freeware probably.

Last time you swam in a pool?
Early this year

Type of music you like most?
Metal

Type of music you dislike most?
Things that go oonce-oonce-dush-dush...

Are you listening to music right now?
No.

What color is your bedroom carpet?
Boring Beige

If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?
HUUUUUUUUUUGE KITCHEN.

What was the last thing you bought?
That. Is a very good question... Oh! Stuff for the wall mural.

Have you ever ridden on a motorbike?
Yes. when I was but a wee child.

Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
I'm going skydiving in May!!! WOOOOOOO!

Do you have a garden?
No, and I don't do well gardening...

Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
Yes, I do.

What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
Depending on what day it is and what time it is, it could range from "FAHK," to "GOOOOOOOOD MORNING, WORLD! PREPARE TO BEND OVER,"

If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be?
Steven Hawking.

Who sent the last text message you received?
David... Again about the me coming over to the cafe...

Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Any gadget store...

What time is bed time?
When my eyelids feel heavy and my work is done.

Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
No... The world's thwarted and decayed sense of beauty will not let me.

How many tattoos do you have?
NONE.

If you don't have any, have you ever thought of getting one?
Yes, I have thought about it but you, internet stalkers, will never know.

What did you do for your last birthday?
One of my favourite people tried to give me a surprise party but that failed because I came back too early!

Do you carry a donor card?
A what card?

Who was the last person you ate dinner with?
David... He had two bites off my foods. Why is everyone on some kind of diet?!

Is the glass half empty or half full?
Realist: The glass is filled with 50% liquid and 50% gas. Ergo, it is always full.

What's the farthest-away place you've been?
With respect to what exactly?

When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
Gawd... I don't even remember!

Have you ever won a trophy?
Yes.

Are you a good cook?
Yes.

Do you know how to pump your own gas?
I don't even have a car...

If you could meet any one person (from history or currently alive), who would it be?
The Prophet Muhammad.

Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school?
Yes.

Do you touch-type?
Sometimes. Though it doesn't work as well in the dark, as silly as that may sound.

What's under your bed?
Air.

Do you believe in love at first sight?
I believe that you can lust for someone at first sight but love takes a lot of time.

Think fast, what do you like right now?
Ice-cream. This doesn't make sense because I had ice-cream this afternoon.

Where were you on Valentine's day?
On site, being the charming person I always am.

What time do you get up?
At an appropriate time.

What was the name of your first pet?
Tom :D

Who is the second to last person to call you?
My landlord...

Is there anything going on this weekend?
Hot damn, I can't remember. Probably.

How are you feeling right now?
I need cuddles.

What do you think about the most?
How much I need cuddles...

What time do you get up in the morning?
Wasn't this question asked a few questions ago?

If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to tell people?
Do I have to tell people?

Who would you tell first?
My parents...

What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema?
21 Jump Street. Surprisingly awesome!

Do you sing in the shower?
Not usually.

Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
REPEATED!

What do you do most when you are bored?
Wonder what I could do to not be bored.

What do you do for a living?
Try to not die.

Do you love your job?
It keeps me alive.

What did you want to be when you grew up?
A mad scientist. I wanted to genetically engineer a Pegasus.

If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be?
A successful Restauranter.

Which came first the chicken or the egg?
A velociraptor.

How many keys on your key ring?
One

Where would you retire to?
Anywhere I want.

What kind of car do you drive?
I don't drive!

What are your best physical features?
Me in entirety. Okay, my bum.

What are your best characteristics?
How lovely I am.

If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go?
I would want to go everywhere.

What kind of books do you like to read?
Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Comedy and all three mixed into one genre of awesome. British writers are the snazzyballs!

Where would you want to retire to?
REEEEEEPEAAAAAAAT!

What is your favorite time of the day?
Hammer time.

Where did you grow up?
Ampang, yo. In a house.

How far away from your birthplace do you live now?
Oh, a hop, skip and a jump in another frigging continent.

What are you reading now?
These series of redudant questions. And Ben Elton's Dead Famous.

Are you a morning person or a night owl?
Given that it's 2:10AM. I would say night.

Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
No.

Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?
Yes. What an odd question.

Do you have pets?
Yash.

How many rings before you answer the phone?
I pick up as soon as I realise it's ringing.

What is your best childhood memory?
Being a kid and doing kid things and then getting into the biggest trouble.

What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life?
Clerk, Personal Assistant, Tour Executive, Legal Attache, Interior Design Intern, Volunteer Herder, Event Managing Consultant, Media Researcher and I can't remember anything else.

Any new and exciting things that you would like to share?
I HAVE A DREAM.

What is most important in life?
Family and friends.

What Inspires You?
The parental units because, really, they've put up with so much of my shit it's amazing.

Congratts it you made it all the way to the end of this post. Here's a cookie.