On this day, at 2:55PM KL time in Tawakal Hospital I was punted out of my mother's uterus where it was dark and comfortable (and honestly getting quite cramp) out into bright noise and slapped by a sadistic man in a white coat.

What a way to say hello.

I'm 25!

Mon soeur told me I have until 30 to get married. I told her I'm getting a zoo.