T-25d

I just watched Paper Man and realised how much I love watching movies that have people who don't know how to relate to life in the beginning and eventually come to realise that they cope in some strange way... Or have Ryan Reynolds in it. This little gem had both. I am so a fangirl and RR looks shite and his voice gets extra annoying with bleach blond hair.

Lately, I've been consumed by the trololol and am quoting internet memes. This is madness... Madness? THIS IS MY HAUS! *falls of the chair dramatically*

So yes, enough of this rubbish. I'll be at the Annexe Gallery for The Journeyman Exhibition in memory of Teh Leong Kwee, tonight as he was my friend's former lecturer at Cenfad who was an amazing person and artisan. I shall go take the cinnamon rolls out of the fridge to let warm up so they can be baked and consumed with nomming fervour.

A short nonsense-contest curtesy of my sister and I. (I may or may not have taken the liberty to clean up the grammar a little bit, oh, and paraphrase here and there)...

Naf: 

You know housecats are really fortunate in a sense that they get to eat beef and lamb and turkey and stuff... The feral cats have to make do with rats, cicak and bats. It's kind of sad.

Me: 

Now imagine blangblang with a collar, tie and a monocle as he speaks to his feral cat friend in the thickest pompous english accent ever...

"I say, ol' boy, I had the loveliest piece of beef this afternoon,"

"Y'took down a cow?!" said the feral.

Now, imagine then blangblang hunting down a lembu...

"Ol' boy, would you mind terribly,"
*running sound effect* *cough wheeze* *gets tired* *still running*
"Would you perhaps mind slowing down?"  
*wheeze*
"And possibly let me bite you on the jugulum?"  
*gives up and lay sprawled*
"Dear God, that was hard! How does my larger brethren do it?!"
*wheeze coughwheeze catch breath*

So, there we go. It's all really funny in my head, mind you.
It takes really long for the cinnamon rolls to get to room temperature. Roar roar roar!
Haven't seen kaz online for DAYS! Where is she?!

I digress... Maybe I should make lists today... Lists and stuff. Sigh.

OMG THE CINNAMON ROLLS ARE MADE OF WIN!
Thoughts during making...
"Crap, I ran out of flour, mahybe I could use wholemeal flour? Yes, yes I can."
"It's still not kneading consistency..."
"I hope this isn't too much flour,"
"IMMA BEAT YOU AND KNEAD YOU LIKE THE PIECE OF DOUGH YOU ARE!! *knead knead*"
"Omaigawd what if it's keras??"
"This seems like too much sugar,"
"How long to put it in the oven? 20 minutes should be fine,"