Zaty tagged me on fesbuk and since I'm supremely amused by it, it gets put on the blog.

Go to: http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi
Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question.

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1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
They Drink Sha In The Congo
What I say: Why would they drink me in the Congo? Am I tasty? Am I like the Kool Aid man?

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
We'll Leave The Sha On For You
What I say: Leave the what on? Leave the me on? Me on what? Me revved on? No, that's not good.

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Leaves Your Sha Minty not Mediciney
What I say: Now that just sounds wrong. I am minty, though, all the goddamn time.

4. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
It's a Sha Adventure
What I say: Betta believe. I can take you on a magic carpet ride to... ADVENTURELAND!

5. To someone you dislike?
It Takes A Tough Man To Make A Tender Sha
What I say: Damn, right. And you're not man enough. In fact you're a sissy little girl in a pink tutu.

6. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
Designed for Sha
What I say: I don't get it.

7. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
We Want To Be Smiths Sha
What I say: My parents would ask who this 'Smith' is and why 'we' want to be his.

8. You're failing a subject, you say...
Just for the Taste of Sha
What I say: Actually, I've never felt the taste of defeat. So, yeah.

9. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Pardon Me, Do You Have Any Grey Sha
What I say: Say what?

10. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Get In My Sha
What I say: GET IN MY SHA! I dunno, it sounds like an epic win to me.

11. What are the best words to describe you?
Make Fun of Sha
What I say: No, don't make fun of me! Make fun with me! of other people BUT ME!

12. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
Get The Sha Out!
What I say: And the ratings are box office hits, winner of grammys, emmys and raspberries.

13. Your last words before you die...
That'll be the Sha
What I say: Or 'Bitch, gimme mah sammich,'... It really depends on who's kicking my ass.

14. Your message to a special someone...
It's Good To Talk Sha
What I say: Because I know your deepest secrets and your inner child wants sugar coated gobstoppers.

15. Title of this post will be...
How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a Sha
What I say: Eheh... heh... Double entendres galooooore...

This is extremely amusing. I am lazy to tag.

At nigh 1AM I find myself DAAAAAMN FUNNY LA.
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