HAPPY BIRTHDAY (later) DANNY (1st Nov) AND SARZ (20th Oct)! I LOVE YOU!

So we threw a surprise party under the guise of "The Super Secret After Grad Super Secret Party that's Super Secret" ngahaha...

I fell and scratched my leg ergo I sad.
This is cos I didn't want to get tossed unceremoniously into the pool.
And I automatically yell "I'm okay," when I'm clearly not. Coverline hhahahha...
Had fun aside from some skanky ho hitting up on people. Spesh the Cappy (obviously).
Woops, named the puppy.
It's not my fault I'm territorial and get supremely green-eyed.
It is my fault for saying "No," when she asked if he was my bloke, though.
Gurh.
*BARK BARK BARK BARK GROWL*
There. all those barking and growling mean that I have gone on a rant on the secret bloggy.
Not that you all care.
May said and I quote:
 "There is a difference between sexy, and cheap. Girl, you're just cheap."

No shit.
Have a little class, mate.