Must. Start. Working...

I have a severe case of can't-be-arsed.
I need to remedy this by doing a meme!

Re-post this with the subject as: I’m (how old you are) but I act (what you got on the test).
:: Which I'm not going to, obviously::

[X] You know how to make a pot of coffee
:: I know how to make a cup of espresso amongst other delectable caffeinated goodness too::
[X] You keep track of dates using a calendar
:: For the record I own three (not including my phone) things to manage my time with::
[X] You own a credit/debit card
:: But I never use it::
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car
[ ] You’ve done your own laundry
:: Does underwear count?::
[X] You can vote in an election
:: But I haven't registered::
[X] You can cook for yourself
:: And I can cook for people::
[ ] You think politics are interesting
:: I think bitching about the government is interesting::
TOTAL SO FAR: 4

[ ] You show up for school late a lot [and sometimes everyone’s just too early.]
[X] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket
:: And either an organiser or a notepad::
[ ] You’ve never gotten a detention
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday
[ ] You like to take walks by yourself
[X] You know what credibility means, without looking it up
:: I know what a lot of words mean without looking it up::
[X] You drink caffeine at least once a week
:: Yes, yes I do::
TOTAL SO FAR: 7

[X] You know how to do the dishes
:: But I hate doing the dishes::
[X] You can count to 10 in another language
:: In 5 or 6 other languages::
[X] When you say you’re going to do something, you do it
:: All it needs is time::
[X] You can mow the lawn
:: But I don't want to::
[ ] You study even when you don’t have to
[X] You have hand washed a car before
:: And playing with water hoses are fun no matter how old you are::
TOTAL SO FAR: 12

[X] You can spell experience, without looking it up
:: Um, yes::
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out
[X] You can go to the store without getting something you don’t need
:: I ONLY ever buy things I need::
[X] You understand political jokes the first time they are said
:: It's not hard::
[X] You can type pretty quick
:: jgkhsalkghjrfdhfjskd... ehehehehehehehe...::
TOTAL SO FAR: 16

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party
[X] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job
:: A misconception. everyone should just go suck up their pride::
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay
[X] You have been to the beach
:: I've been to plenty of beaches::
[X] You use the internet every day
:: I'm a netdict::
[X] You have been outside of your country 3 or more times
:: Yuh::
[X] You make your bed in the morning
:: If I feel like it::
TOTAL: 21

Right, lies.