reading Reader's Digest's 5th annual humour edition... funny? More like amusing and for the record, I did laugh at Jackass 1.
I hate to lament but when is it gonna be the 7th of October already??!?!
Edit:
I can't sleep so I go through my old written shit. Guess what I found.
*drumroll*
A skit I thought up on the 11th of January 2003 (Yes, I put a date on the paper).
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Teacher:
Aww... It's alright. Many students who did as well as you did previously didn't get the grades they wanted...
Student:
Oh, I feel so much better now...
[Rolls eyes in sarcasm]
Teacher:
Are you mocking me?
Student:
What's to mock? Like that's some great speech you made...
Teacher:
Dont you dare act like that, young lady!
[Growls]
[Student sneers back]
[Teacher pulls out a teaching wand and extends it to form a staff, this happens within a split second before she lunges towards the student screaming like Xena. Student grabs a book and uses it as a shield blocking the attack. Cue happy music]
Student:
AAAAAAAAAAAGH!
[book over head]
[pause]
Wait, wait...
[looks quizzically to the sound guy]
[everyone freezes, music stops]
Hey, look. Happy song no good for fighting... Apa ni? Lagu drama sikit takde ke?
[stands up and goes backstage. Returns with a giant pencil and puts it on the table]
[goes back to mark]
Okay, ACTION! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
[grabs giant pencil off the table to parry the teacher]
Teacher:
Where'd you get the Pencil De Power?
[staff is thrown to the othe side of the room and her sprawled on the floor]
[student scribbles a huge 'L' on the teacher's shirt triumphantly]
[bow and exit stage]
[teacher utterly confused]
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Yea that's pretty much it... Serious brainfart wey.
GENIUS!
hahahahahahhahahaha...
3 comments:
rotfl XD
I'm glad you like it! Een if it does seem somewhat... retarded! hahaha
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