1. Nonsense Contests are random bursts of nonsense.
2. Names have been changed to protect the innocent *cough cough* AAAH-CHGUILTY! parties and...
3. You know who you are and yes, this happened once upon an MSN convo. Adakah anda proud?
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Packer:
omg....all these photos i saw a week ago have all these comments from ur album
just cuz theyre on ur album i dont get notifications if im not in the picture so i cant actually knw whats going on
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
i didnt get my ass raped
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Banana:
HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAH MAYBE SO BUT U GOT PISSED ON!!!HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Packer:
heheheheheheheheheheheeeeh
watch when i get u back banana
heheheheheheheehhee
*grins
Banana:
hahahaha ooh im sooo scared
*brrrr*
:P
Packer:
oh yes u r
esp when we go ghost hunting
Banana:
whatever, ur gonna be scared too!
Packer:
hahahahah but i actually go into the place
u dont
Banana:
yea but at least i dont piss in my pants
even if i did, itll only be a drop
no difference!
hahahahhah
Packer:
hey hey hey hey hey hey hey...what piss in my pants!!!!!!!!!!hahahhaah i just pressed the accelerator harder hahahahahaha
hahah thts cheating and u know it
Banana:
hahahahahhahah anything to make u feel better bout the situation *pats sympathetically*
Packer:
*kicks out of car infront of cemetery and drives off*
Banana:
*calls cab*
*cab arrives immediately* -situation solved-
FAIL
Packer:
ok lets start again
*kicks mich out of the cab without her bag at unknown place in kelantan and drives off*
Banana:
u cant start again!!thats cheating!!
fine ill play along
*runs to nearest petrol station*
Packer:
in kelantan?
where petrol stations close at 12
OKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Banana:
hahaha whatever!!!!!!!
Packer:
*reverses back after feeling bad*
Banana:
hahahhahah yes puppy dog eyes worked! SCORE
Packer:
*welcomes her back into the car and starts driving again*
*passes the beach*
*kicks her out there*
Banana:
*enjoys relaxing in the beach and feels sorry for packer on missing out*
Packer:
*packer drives back gets off...and throws 10 cents at this poor beggar enjoying the view of the beach at night*
Banana:
*jumps ecstaticallly cos she's 10 sen richer*
Packer:
who said u were the begar
*BEGGAR
PERASANNNNNNNNNNNN
hahhahahahahhhaha
Banana:
*well she stole the 10 sen from the beggar asshole*
Packer:
hahahhahahahahaha
wait wait
lets get a better scenario
hmmm
Banana:
what could be better than a beach??
Packer:
hmmmm
oh oh oh...
ok ok
but all i can do there is drown u and thts hard cuz il drown while drowning u
hahhahaa
Banana:
HAHAHHAHHAHAH PACKER CANT SWIM!!!
*swims off and laughs some more*
Packer:
bitch...il learn this summer just to get back at all of u cunts
hahahahhahahha
Banana:
hahaah ill buy you floaters for ur birthday
Packer:
*packer drowns with with his car keys and Banana's bag*
omg....all these photos i saw a week ago have all these comments from ur album
just cuz theyre on ur album i dont get notifications if im not in the picture so i cant actually knw whats going on
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
i didnt get my ass raped
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Banana:
HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAH MAYBE SO BUT U GOT PISSED ON!!!HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Packer:
heheheheheheheheheheheeeeh
watch when i get u back banana
heheheheheheheehhee
*grins
Banana:
hahahaha ooh im sooo scared
*brrrr*
:P
Packer:
oh yes u r
esp when we go ghost hunting
Banana:
whatever, ur gonna be scared too!
Packer:
hahahahah but i actually go into the place
u dont
Banana:
yea but at least i dont piss in my pants
even if i did, itll only be a drop
no difference!
hahahahhah
Packer:
hey hey hey hey hey hey hey...what piss in my pants!!!!!!!!!!hahahhaah i just pressed the accelerator harder hahahahahaha
hahah thts cheating and u know it
Banana:
hahahahahhahah anything to make u feel better bout the situation *pats sympathetically*
Packer:
*kicks out of car infront of cemetery and drives off*
Banana:
*calls cab*
*cab arrives immediately* -situation solved-
FAIL
Packer:
ok lets start again
*kicks mich out of the cab without her bag at unknown place in kelantan and drives off*
Banana:
u cant start again!!thats cheating!!
fine ill play along
*runs to nearest petrol station*
Packer:
in kelantan?
where petrol stations close at 12
OKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Banana:
hahaha whatever!!!!!!!
Packer:
*reverses back after feeling bad*
Banana:
hahahhahah yes puppy dog eyes worked! SCORE
Packer:
*welcomes her back into the car and starts driving again*
*passes the beach*
*kicks her out there*
Banana:
*enjoys relaxing in the beach and feels sorry for packer on missing out*
Packer:
*packer drives back gets off...and throws 10 cents at this poor beggar enjoying the view of the beach at night*
Banana:
*jumps ecstaticallly cos she's 10 sen richer*
Packer:
who said u were the begar
*BEGGAR
PERASANNNNNNNNNNNN
hahhahahahahhhaha
Banana:
*well she stole the 10 sen from the beggar asshole*
Packer:
hahahhahahahahaha
wait wait
lets get a better scenario
hmmm
Banana:
what could be better than a beach??
Packer:
hmmmm
oh oh oh...
ok ok
but all i can do there is drown u and thts hard cuz il drown while drowning u
hahhahaa
Banana:
HAHAHHAHHAHAH PACKER CANT SWIM!!!
*swims off and laughs some more*
Packer:
bitch...il learn this summer just to get back at all of u cunts
hahahahhahahha
Banana:
hahaah ill buy you floaters for ur birthday
Packer:
*packer drowns with with his car keys and Banana's bag*
Banana:
hahha OMG.............THTS ITTTTT
*hotwires packers car and drives off still laughing her ass off at packer*
Packer:
dumbass...u watch too much movies
hotwires?
hahhahahhahahhha
dudeeee
haha
ok lets have a better scenario of us killing each other
Banana:
*pokes packer in the eyes and runs away*
HAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Packer:
tht doesnt kill me idiot
thahhhhaa
Banana:
at least it blinds u for a moment
THEN *banana kills off packer with parang*
hahahahahah TA DAHH
Packer:
hahahahah ok ok lets talk abt this in a third person for the fun of it
ok wait...
lets get the setting first
Banana:
haha ok highland towers then
Packer:
dude...ok fair enuf
start from here
*packer and banana are bored at 1 am after having great durian*
Banana:
*banana beats packers ass as usual*
Packer:
hey hey hey hey...its abt killing each other
not the durian thing ok
we leave tht out of this cuz u know il beat ya
Banana:
pffftttt whatever anywaysss...*banana makes the first move by pouring rubble over packer and laughs*
Packer:
hahahahhhahahhaahh
chibai
we havent even reached the place yet
OMG
Banana:
HAHAAHAH OK FINEE!! lead the way
Packer:
ok u start the first part of the story and then il continue
Banana:
OK *banana beats packers ass in durian binging and they both get bored at 1am*
Packer:
*so after packer beats banana they both agree to go kill each other*
*banana lets packer win cos he's being such a baby and is obviously in denial but for that she must kill packer, she reaches into her pocket for her handphone and calls 999*
Packer:
*packer throws bananas phone out of the road and a car runs over it then he pulls her into the car and locks the car and starts driving*
Banana:
*banana kicks packer in the nuggets and takes over the wheel, his poor SUV swerves into a tree*
Packer:
i dont drive an SUV...but ok why not
*bananas body is thrown outside 200 metres away from the accident and packer who was able to put on his seatbelt only has minor head injuries*
Banana:
*bananas super bionic body survives the crash and crawls towards packers SUV with lighter and oil in hand and burns packer to death, he unfortunately could not get out of the car in time as he didnt have enough time to unfasten his seatbelt, gawd what an idiot everybody knows u gotta push into the red button to release it, mustve been his minor head injury*
PACKER MUST BE DEAD cos hes taking too long to respond
Packer:
*what no one realizes was mouse wanted to come alng when banana and packer did not allow him in the begginning and was hiding in the car the whole time...so what actually happened was packer was also thrown out of the accident but nearby the car and he saw mouse's burnt brusied body inside the car and pulled him into the drivers seat and fastened his seatbelt...he stands behind a tree videotaping banana burn mouse to death and runs to the police to report it*
Banana:
*banana outsmarts packer by already reporting the incident EARLIER ON*
Packer:
*as packer walks in not knowing tht he had been outsmarted by an idiot his friend the head of police for the whole country see's the video and reports it publicly and bananas face is plastered all over the country*
Banana:
*banana unzips her black banana suit and retreats back home , her face may be plastered all over the country but her identity has been kept hidden, she remains a legend and swears by the banana tree that she will come back to kill packer*
*banana also senses packer cowering in the corner*
Packer:
*with her guilt startng to take over she feels as if packer is always near her..in the mean time packer then brings more evidence to the police off old photos of the good times when they both used to be friends who would hang out together but became bad because of durian and now even more photos has been found and suddenly alot of puzzles are figured out as more and more murder cases are now connected to banana...packer realizes and calls his connections on the interpol and now her ass is wanted all over the world and all her friends are apprehended at the same time...she is now all alone running away by herself in this world...no friends she is remorseful abt everything and the only way would be to ask for pakers help..packer meanwhile leaves the country to another country protected by many organizations*
Banana:
*banana may have left some traces but changes her identity every 24 hrs, packer may think he's protected but banana has been following packers every move and outsmarted the organization in thinking that she was one of them and now packer is screwed as she breathes down his neck and pulls the trigger on his head BANG and packer dies*
Packer:
*banana walks off thinking she has finally pulled off her lifes objective....suddenly she hears packers voice 'im not dead mich'...not knowing what has happened and thinking its her insanity again she ignores it and later tomorrow she gets news that the person she killed was one of packers fakes and apparently there are over 200 all over the world with the exact same characteristics..this was part of the genome project of the US..so what is her next move?'*
Banana:
*banana kills herself with a vengeance and crawls out of her grave as a zombie to haunt and scare the shit out of packer for the rest of his life, he wished he never tried to kidnap her in the first place*
Packer:
*banana thinking she had the ultimate solution to killing suddenly realizes that packer was actually killed by the organization that protected him and then they created fakes to capture banana too...it was all a trap..but while climbing out of her own grace banana looks up and shez packer smiling at her with a 50 other packers around her...he laughs and disappears into thin air and suddenly she gets shot in the head from behind*
Banana:
*banana is like what the putangina to packer and smacks him on the head cos she already committed suicide and RETURNS as an immortalized zombie, jackass*
Packer:
*in more developments packer has now moved up the secret order of the maisons and has gotten the immortal power of turkmentur which makes im immortal and indestructible...whilst doing this he acquires soo much power that makes him god like and decides to go haunt michelle a lowly zombie who can be killed easily...banana is now a directionless zombie wondering around the streets with no objectives in life*
Banana:
*banana now thinks packer is a loser who watches too many zombie movies, RETARD*
Packer:
*packers walks into her room and just stabs her in the eye and through her heart and slices it open and feds it to her cat and walks out*
Banana:
*banana laughs as packer mistook her for the dummy and runs after packer and stabs him 10 million times and chops him into pieces to feed the hungry ppl at the mamak*
Packer:
chup..dude i dont think neither of us wll ever admit we're gonna die
Banana:
hahahhahahha congrats we just made a crappy r- rated movie
Packer:
not bad
hahahaha
tht was quite fun ah
i think next time we do tht the objectiv is not to kill
cuz our ego's wont let us lose to the other
Banana:
hahaaha so tru, we are born leo's after all
Packer:
im virgo dude
hahahaha
Banana:
haha oh yea ur the dude whos born 2 wks after i did!LOL:P
Packer:
hahahahahahahahhahhahahahhaha
u know whats funny...
is ure only ways of getting me is the whole birthday and swimming thing
hahahha
come on banana im sure u can think of more stuff
durian aint counted cuz thts under a different contract right now
Banana:
well ur only ways of getting me is....hmmmmm...... THAT IM A BANANA!!!
HAH
make that way*****
Packer:
uh-huh
i get alot moreeeeeeeeeeeee
its not insults but more like jabs!!!!!!!!!! ahhahahahahahah
Banana:
whatev i dont get insulted that easily either hahahahha
Packer:
neither do i hahahahhaha take allllllllll in our stride
hahahahahhaha
i swear to god us august ppl will rule the world one day
Banana:
HAHAHA WE SHALL!!!!MWUAHAHHAHAHHAHHA
ill be the leader since im a leo
and since ive got the lucky birthdate
:D
Packer:
hahahahaahah do tht and the world will go in a state of anomie
Banana:
no more like in a state of ANARCHY!
Packer:
well we all know everytime a state was anarchic what happened right?
Banana:
uhhh FUNNN...PARTIES...NAKED PPL RUNNING AROUND WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Packer:
hhaha on 2nd thought i dont mind
il overthrow u easily
Banana:
HAHA oh we'll c bout that! a round of durians to decide who the reigning ruler really is!
Packer:
hahahahahahha
omg we always conflict
hahaha
IS GOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDD
hahahahah
Banana:
HIIGHHHH FIIIVEEEEE
I LIIIIKEEE
Packer:
hahahahahahaha
do we always have to settle it with durians?
Banana:
hahha its the tastiest way!! we can end it in bloodshed with the spikes but at least we can enjoy our last moments savouring it!
Packer:
haha more like LIKED UR DURIAN BITCH....EAT THE DURIAN BITCH EAT ITS COVER...EAT IT!!
Banana:
HAHHAHA U WISH!!DONT MAKE ME STICK THEM DURIANS UP UR ASSSCRACK
Packer:
OH YEAHHH IL RUB THE DURIANNN SKIN ALLLL OVERRR YOUR BODYYYYY TILL YOU BLEED BITCHHH YOU LIKE THAT NOW HUH HUH HUH
Banana:
hahah eeeewww...this is beginning to sound like some bad durian s&m
Packer:
hahahahahaha yeahhhh lets stop right there...hahaha
have u eaten yet?
Banana:
nope!
my friends tapaued some baguettes but i dont feel like eating....im so sick of canteen food, i want nice "home cooked" mamak food!
how bout u?
Packer:
hahah
im doing some work and maybe later il go eat with stacey b4 i follow my friend to kao this guy
but yeah nothing beats home cooked mamak food
Banana:
so truuu
*hotwires packers car and drives off still laughing her ass off at packer*
Packer:
dumbass...u watch too much movies
hotwires?
hahhahahhahahhha
dudeeee
haha
ok lets have a better scenario of us killing each other
Banana:
*pokes packer in the eyes and runs away*
HAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Packer:
tht doesnt kill me idiot
thahhhhaa
Banana:
at least it blinds u for a moment
THEN *banana kills off packer with parang*
hahahahahah TA DAHH
Packer:
hahahahah ok ok lets talk abt this in a third person for the fun of it
ok wait...
lets get the setting first
Banana:
haha ok highland towers then
Packer:
dude...ok fair enuf
start from here
*packer and banana are bored at 1 am after having great durian*
Banana:
*banana beats packers ass as usual*
Packer:
hey hey hey hey...its abt killing each other
not the durian thing ok
we leave tht out of this cuz u know il beat ya
Banana:
pffftttt whatever anywaysss...*banana makes the first move by pouring rubble over packer and laughs*
Packer:
hahahahhhahahhaahh
chibai
we havent even reached the place yet
OMG
Banana:
HAHAAHAH OK FINEE!! lead the way
Packer:
ok u start the first part of the story and then il continue
Banana:
OK *banana beats packers ass in durian binging and they both get bored at 1am*
Packer:
*so after packer beats banana they both agree to go kill each other*
*banana lets packer win cos he's being such a baby and is obviously in denial but for that she must kill packer, she reaches into her pocket for her handphone and calls 999*
Packer:
*packer throws bananas phone out of the road and a car runs over it then he pulls her into the car and locks the car and starts driving*
Banana:
*banana kicks packer in the nuggets and takes over the wheel, his poor SUV swerves into a tree*
Packer:
i dont drive an SUV...but ok why not
*bananas body is thrown outside 200 metres away from the accident and packer who was able to put on his seatbelt only has minor head injuries*
Banana:
*bananas super bionic body survives the crash and crawls towards packers SUV with lighter and oil in hand and burns packer to death, he unfortunately could not get out of the car in time as he didnt have enough time to unfasten his seatbelt, gawd what an idiot everybody knows u gotta push into the red button to release it, mustve been his minor head injury*
PACKER MUST BE DEAD cos hes taking too long to respond
Packer:
*what no one realizes was mouse wanted to come alng when banana and packer did not allow him in the begginning and was hiding in the car the whole time...so what actually happened was packer was also thrown out of the accident but nearby the car and he saw mouse's burnt brusied body inside the car and pulled him into the drivers seat and fastened his seatbelt...he stands behind a tree videotaping banana burn mouse to death and runs to the police to report it*
Banana:
*banana outsmarts packer by already reporting the incident EARLIER ON*
Packer:
*as packer walks in not knowing tht he had been outsmarted by an idiot his friend the head of police for the whole country see's the video and reports it publicly and bananas face is plastered all over the country*
Banana:
*banana unzips her black banana suit and retreats back home , her face may be plastered all over the country but her identity has been kept hidden, she remains a legend and swears by the banana tree that she will come back to kill packer*
*banana also senses packer cowering in the corner*
Packer:
*with her guilt startng to take over she feels as if packer is always near her..in the mean time packer then brings more evidence to the police off old photos of the good times when they both used to be friends who would hang out together but became bad because of durian and now even more photos has been found and suddenly alot of puzzles are figured out as more and more murder cases are now connected to banana...packer realizes and calls his connections on the interpol and now her ass is wanted all over the world and all her friends are apprehended at the same time...she is now all alone running away by herself in this world...no friends she is remorseful abt everything and the only way would be to ask for pakers help..packer meanwhile leaves the country to another country protected by many organizations*
Banana:
*banana may have left some traces but changes her identity every 24 hrs, packer may think he's protected but banana has been following packers every move and outsmarted the organization in thinking that she was one of them and now packer is screwed as she breathes down his neck and pulls the trigger on his head BANG and packer dies*
Packer:
*banana walks off thinking she has finally pulled off her lifes objective....suddenly she hears packers voice 'im not dead mich'...not knowing what has happened and thinking its her insanity again she ignores it and later tomorrow she gets news that the person she killed was one of packers fakes and apparently there are over 200 all over the world with the exact same characteristics..this was part of the genome project of the US..so what is her next move?'*
Banana:
*banana kills herself with a vengeance and crawls out of her grave as a zombie to haunt and scare the shit out of packer for the rest of his life, he wished he never tried to kidnap her in the first place*
Packer:
*banana thinking she had the ultimate solution to killing suddenly realizes that packer was actually killed by the organization that protected him and then they created fakes to capture banana too...it was all a trap..but while climbing out of her own grace banana looks up and shez packer smiling at her with a 50 other packers around her...he laughs and disappears into thin air and suddenly she gets shot in the head from behind*
Banana:
*banana is like what the putangina to packer and smacks him on the head cos she already committed suicide and RETURNS as an immortalized zombie, jackass*
Packer:
*in more developments packer has now moved up the secret order of the maisons and has gotten the immortal power of turkmentur which makes im immortal and indestructible...whilst doing this he acquires soo much power that makes him god like and decides to go haunt michelle a lowly zombie who can be killed easily...banana is now a directionless zombie wondering around the streets with no objectives in life*
Banana:
*banana now thinks packer is a loser who watches too many zombie movies, RETARD*
Packer:
*packers walks into her room and just stabs her in the eye and through her heart and slices it open and feds it to her cat and walks out*
Banana:
*banana laughs as packer mistook her for the dummy and runs after packer and stabs him 10 million times and chops him into pieces to feed the hungry ppl at the mamak*
Packer:
chup..dude i dont think neither of us wll ever admit we're gonna die
Banana:
hahahhahahha congrats we just made a crappy r- rated movie
Packer:
not bad
hahahaha
tht was quite fun ah
i think next time we do tht the objectiv is not to kill
cuz our ego's wont let us lose to the other
Banana:
hahaaha so tru, we are born leo's after all
Packer:
im virgo dude
hahahaha
Banana:
haha oh yea ur the dude whos born 2 wks after i did!LOL:P
Packer:
hahahahahahahahhahhahahahhaha
u know whats funny...
is ure only ways of getting me is the whole birthday and swimming thing
hahahha
come on banana im sure u can think of more stuff
durian aint counted cuz thts under a different contract right now
Banana:
well ur only ways of getting me is....hmmmmm...... THAT IM A BANANA!!!
HAH
make that way*****
Packer:
uh-huh
i get alot moreeeeeeeeeeeee
its not insults but more like jabs!!!!!!!!!! ahhahahahahahah
Banana:
whatev i dont get insulted that easily either hahahahha
Packer:
neither do i hahahahhaha take allllllllll in our stride
hahahahahhaha
i swear to god us august ppl will rule the world one day
Banana:
HAHAHA WE SHALL!!!!MWUAHAHHAHAHHAHHA
ill be the leader since im a leo
and since ive got the lucky birthdate
:D
Packer:
hahahahaahah do tht and the world will go in a state of anomie
Banana:
no more like in a state of ANARCHY!
Packer:
well we all know everytime a state was anarchic what happened right?
Banana:
uhhh FUNNN...PARTIES...NAKED PPL RUNNING AROUND WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Packer:
hhaha on 2nd thought i dont mind
il overthrow u easily
Banana:
HAHA oh we'll c bout that! a round of durians to decide who the reigning ruler really is!
Packer:
hahahahahahha
omg we always conflict
hahaha
IS GOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDD
hahahahah
Banana:
HIIGHHHH FIIIVEEEEE
I LIIIIKEEE
Packer:
hahahahahahaha
do we always have to settle it with durians?
Banana:
hahha its the tastiest way!! we can end it in bloodshed with the spikes but at least we can enjoy our last moments savouring it!
Packer:
haha more like LIKED UR DURIAN BITCH....EAT THE DURIAN BITCH EAT ITS COVER...EAT IT!!
Banana:
HAHHAHA U WISH!!DONT MAKE ME STICK THEM DURIANS UP UR ASSSCRACK
Packer:
OH YEAHHH IL RUB THE DURIANNN SKIN ALLLL OVERRR YOUR BODYYYYY TILL YOU BLEED BITCHHH YOU LIKE THAT NOW HUH HUH HUH
Banana:
hahah eeeewww...this is beginning to sound like some bad durian s&m
Packer:
hahahahahaha yeahhhh lets stop right there...hahaha
have u eaten yet?
Banana:
nope!
my friends tapaued some baguettes but i dont feel like eating....im so sick of canteen food, i want nice "home cooked" mamak food!
how bout u?
Packer:
hahah
im doing some work and maybe later il go eat with stacey b4 i follow my friend to kao this guy
but yeah nothing beats home cooked mamak food
Banana:
so truuu
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Obviously there's more to the conversation but I cut it out for brevity's sake.
Obviously there's more to the conversation but I cut it out for brevity's sake.
You know lah how long these nonsense contest go on for... This is the first published one though (and probably the last because editing msn convos are a biznatch)...
And no, it never ever starts with "Once upon a time,"
1 comment:
HAHAHAHA this is a good one :D
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