You can guess it's another one of those posts where you-know-who happens to be the subject matter.
It won't be long. I just have to say that it's distasteful to be so judgmental and rely so heavily on the fact that
perhaps one were holier than I (or anyone else for that matter).
To say I am half-assed about something when I just bide my time because one doesn't approve my likes and I fund my own activities AND completely distrust my judgement about myself and my abilities as if one knows better.
One needs to realise that comparing with another is not how one should see the world.
It's funny because ALL the movies one sees and ALL the people one hears speak, none of the substance found (if at all) penetrates ones mind.
Futile are the revelations when met with preconceived ideas and the unwillingness to cooperate.
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Now that the abovementioned is off the proverbial chest I bring you to some asinine brainfarts and come-acrosses of the internet-hell...
Internet hell: Something about abstinence
HERE.
Brainfart: 10 Random stuff leaking out of my ear - I think it's my brain - at 4am because I am god, worship me.
Calendars
*I lack a certain amount of organisation skills. No, I lie. I have a fantastic array of organisational skills - obviously put to no real use. Calendars whatnots for the computer such as
Rainlendar lends its services as it really helps you procrastinate more often. Remorseless, I find better ways to organise my life without actually doing some of them. This reminds me: When I wake up later I shall have to make a few calls.
Summer
*Obviously there's no such thing as summer in malaysia since we're in the garis khatulistiwa - I forgot the english word for it, it's 4 am, spare me... I think it's ummm... tropical? No, it's equator - and all. Two seasons: Wet and wetter. I have a whole posse of people studying overseas who come back during the NORTHERN HEMISPHERE summer and we allow some froliking to occur. Good times. The summer has officially ended today with the last of the dudes and dettes leaving in the morning or post noon. Thank god for the internart.
Black Holes
*Are the most random things that just popped into my head. Einstein was on drugs. So was Plato and Ceasar. And Mr. Dog. Imagine a huge funnel that eventually connects to another huge funnel. and depending which side your on, a giant vacuum on 'suck' and then FOOMP! You're either ripped apart like Picasso art or you meet an alternate dimension you with green skin and elephant ears. It's a collapsed star so I guess that's what child actors feel like when they go into drugs and stuff.
Room
*I was looking around as I sat on my chair in front of a NEAT desk in my room. I saw my bed. I saw my bulletin board, yes, I do own one of those things. I mused at my guitar. I smirked at all the stationary I hoard. I think "Holy molerats with tinkerbell fluff, THIS is my room? I'm so awesome." Oh yea, and my gadgetry is awesome too. I'm still looking around my room for more stuff to brainfart about.
Eddie Izzard
*He brought me to a realisation that Mr. Dog is really funny but only if you heard the whole ramble. Saying Mr. Dog randomly also does not garner desired effect. The same goes for asking random civillians "Cake or death?" Not that I've done that to random passers-by. But I might.
Sphericals
*Men seem to have a rather large fixation on round/spherically shaped things. Like footballs, baseballs, hockey pucks, the earth, boobs. American football and rugby are exceptions. Like flat chested women.
Water
*It's fun. It's blue because of the something something colour augmentation, sun, sky, untraviolet boolsheet. It's full of fish or other organisms like cholera if someone who has the bacteria pees in it. It sustains life and life threatening creatures like
hoomanus dumbassness who really are more pro-death. AND it makes you feel weightless like zero gravity without the process of astronaut bootcamp. Though it does look, molecularly, like a retarded Mickey Mouse - no offence to the clinically retarded people.
FSM
*Short for The Flying Spaghetti Monster. Google it and it'll show you the reason why we're suffering global warming and why
hoomanus dumbassness can achieve flight. A faith of pasta and beer with a heaven of beer and scantily clad eye-candy? Can I get a Ramen?!
Money
*You need it. I need it. Bill Gates has it all. Oh, and Oprah too, I need not explain further. Goddamnit!
Sleep
*Is what I'm going to do as soon as I turn off the 'putur and take a piss. Said to be the cousin of death, upon further clarification is actually a distant relative that's hardly even there during the family outings. Big difference too, Death being all dark and wielding a stick with a grass-cutting tool stuck to it and Sleep having a bag of sand to throw in your eyes before he throws you a sucker punch. Out like a light they say but you do on most occations wake up the next day/ hour or minute or even century if you're Rip Van Winkle... Who gave him that name anyway? Is he German? Is there a god? Yes, It's me, God. Leave a message after the beep *BEEP* -
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And did I mention chin hair?
