HAPPY EID!
Sir-lay-mat Hairy Roar-yea, Move Za-hair and Butt-in.
I love you all.
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Forgive my blatant mouth,
Forgive my snide remarks,
Forgive my stares, though harsh,
Just forgive me before I throw darts.
Forgive my shallow mind,
Forgive my puny brain,
Forgive my large behind,
And the fact that I'm insane.
Forgive my idiot humour,
Forgive my riot laughs,
Indecent I, like a tumour,
You live with it enough.
Forgive my truckers tongue,
Forgive my ignorant swearing,
It's not me who got you hung,
So stop your incessant yelling.
I'm sorry if you can't stand,
Or sit or sleep or cry,
If what I'd said offends,
You can stab my eyes out when I die.
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*smiles with murderous intent*
I shit you.
And like I said... I LOVE you all. Really!
Beneath this butterball exterior lies a heart of (whats morre expensive than gold ah? errr...) Kryptonite... harharhar!!! I shit you again. Gold says it best!
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