Sunday, October 08, 2006

Gnu

GNU...

And the poor animal has NOTHING to do in this post ladies and germs.

Gab passed me an email of his friend doing Criminology in Canada. I declined and much to my chagrin, he passed it anyway. Aiseyman...
So anyhoo, just spoke to him but he had to get to bed.(like, duh rite? The time difference is 12 hours)

You know the comedian Lewis Black? I keep asking why he, and many others, keep bringing out the International House Of Pancakes. Makes me wanna go there and eat je. And possibly, they should come open a branch in Malaysia so we can all enjoy pancakes.

Quote/Unquote:
Lewis Black on Your body:
There's no reason to bodybuild. NONE. That's why God gave us the International House Of Pancakes because you'll always feel good about your body when you go there no matter what your body is because there's ALWAYS someone there who ways 360 pounds more than you'll EVER weigh. GUARENTEED... it's on the back of the menu, read it sometime.
Lewis Black on Coffee:
And what I like it the best, is that they don't give you a cup of coffee there... they give you a thing called a HUBBLE of coffee thats THIS BIG. Even if you are alone you get this big jug of coffee. Which makes me feel good cos I think that maybe somebody's comin, but i don't know whooooo... So I put in the milk, and the sugar and I drink the whole thing and then I go "BRING ME SOME PANCAKES!" augh! that was WAY too much coffee. So I finish the meal and I was drinkin the boisonberry... well, cos i had to take the edge off the coffee. When from behind me, a young woman of 25, uttered the following... and it was the dumbest thing I ever heard in my life until Dan Quail was elected the VP of the US. She said "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldnt've spent that year in college," I'm gonna repeat that. Because, it bears repeating...
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Good lord. You can't expect me to write EVERY PIECE OF THING that comes out off his mouth can you?!

I'm making cookies today and tomorrow some Ecliars. Gab's making eclairs today. Thanksgiving dinner or whatsits.

Your Lord and Master,
Sha.

Edit: I saw the website fofr international house of pancakes.
1. They have a webbie.
2. their food rocks... it looks devine...
3. BRING THE INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PANCAKE TO MALAYSIA!!!
4. Now i feel like making silver dollar buttermilk pancakes with scrambled eggs and beef bacon.
5. I'm hungry... and puasa... nooooooooo~~~

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