Why?

WHY?
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Yes, why. It's one of the most wonderful words in the world (aside from what, where and how) that human-kind had made to annoy smart people. We, the ones who are inquisitive in nature, just love to use those words for the most beautifully mundane reasons and in a way that we only utter that one little word.
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Such a way the word may be used is when a teacher decides to stumble upon yet another topic in math class so obscene you've never even heard of it... After listening to a through explanation on how something equals to something else and may have a square root or cube root which is ambivilent to the sin or cosine of the number squared by the cotangent in the direct vacinity of saturn and its moons, you may poke your hand up in the air, stare into her face in a blank motion and ask "why?". The consequence of asking such would result in again a repeated thorough explanation about the said equation and on persuing same word may directly cause an uproar in the ethics of teachers being thrown out the window.
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In such a case where not only had ethics been thrown out the window but with it the very persistant student as well, do not blame it on the person who got flung out but the teacher who cannot take a joke. She/ He (said teacher) now owes you a teh-tarik and roti canai from the local mamak stall regardless of her opinion because you just got flung out of the window of the second floor and had sustained a minor injury. Thank god you're not dead. But now, you can have the whole semester flinging guilt trips on your teacher and dso not have to do another assignment til a new teacher comes along.
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Note that this method had already been tried but noone has yet to be flung out of the window on the second floor. The only thing happened was said student took a flying duck to avoid a flying fuckin duster from hitting said face and is only suitable for students with a deathwish and a strong stomach. Not recommended for the faint hearted and straight A students (die bitch!).
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Okay, ENOUGH OF THE BIG BULLSHIT OF THE DAY... I went fourth to grandma's house and saw 5 most adorable kittens! My aunt is breeding pure bred ruddy Abbysinians (her cattery is called Mas Merah) and will be for sale in about 3 months at which they'll be weaned from they're mother and wont give a flying fuck if you dont have milk. They'll be selling around 2.5 to 4 K ringgit each (mind you, they're pure bred). Here's a litter picha for you...
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Mommy cat with babies
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Just the babies
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As you can see... they haven't yet grown into they're ears, and they're tails are like cicak tails but they're so cute!!! I pet names one "the sausage" (perverted people out there STAY AWAY!!!) like little furry sausages... hahahahaha!!!
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P/S: They look kinda like mice too... hwaaaaaahahahaha!!!
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Okay, thats it for today... Most boredly yours, Phat Sha.