i found my present!

I FOUND MY PRESENT!
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Yes I did! And it happens to be *gasp and drumroll* a GUY! But i don't really know what's going on with us though... Confusing much now... But i'm most sure that we're friends. I'm not into the whole "i love you" gig cos i dont believe in love so i was thinking much on "special" friends geddit? lol!
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By the way, It's now just after "that" time of month so yea, according to scientific research: Ovulating. Hahahahahahaha!!! Oh yea, you know what that means! So i was chatting on msn with my friend yesterday yea and it was ass funny! Here's the conversation:
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Anyways, so it starts with me eplaining the days events to a friend of mine and it leads to...
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Guy Friend: haha... "funny" dreams
Me: yes, very "funny" dreams
Me: interestingly "funny" cos i wake up and im all like wtf? i can DO that?
Guy Friend: then woke up to find tht there was "wet weather" down south
Me: hahaha, yeaaaaaaa... not that wet
Guy Friend: did u tell him abt the "funny" dream?
Me: noooooooooooooo! are you nuts?
Guy Friend: haha good
Me: thats suicide!
Guy Friend: well if u did u both probably could be "funny" buddies
Me: i was thinkin of that... he's very fit
Guy Friend: and u'd end up in a "funny" situation... ahahahahahahaa
Me: but he doesnt do that, hahahahaha... funny lah you no inverted commas
Guy Friend: haha heyyy i can be "funny" too, i enjoy gettng "funny" just as the next person
Me: hahaha... but only with you designated "joker" kan?
Guy Friend: hahhaa yeaa or i could be "funny" with myself while watching "america's funniest home videos"
Me: ooo... thats "funny" shit man...
Guy Friend: haha yeaaa damn "funny". keeps me "happy"
Me: oh yea, another thing about smalam was we passed this shop called "oh sushi" and you know what i said?
Guy Friend: you noticed he was "happy" by the look of his pants? uhhuh
Me: "hey cool, orgasmic induced name!"
Guy Friend: ahahahaha
Me: so the whhole time we was talking about straws, forks and oh sushi
hahahahaha
Guy Friend: im imagining the person was using sushi in pretty "funny" ways
Me: most fun
Guy Friend: unagi
Me: very "funny"
Guy Friend: probably was induced by unagi
Me: hahah unagi you say? might be right its damn eel-ish and long ya? Hahahahahahahhaah "funny" animal
Guy Friend: hahahaha but i dont need unagi tho i have my own "unagi" to keep ppl "happy"
Me: rite you do! dunno about antonio* tho i have problems with his unagi
cos its very tensioning... and its in my ddreams
Guy Friend: its very tensioning? whts wrong with his unagi?
Me: well
Guy Friend: doesnt want to swim in the right direction?
Me: nothings wrong with it its just in he real "funny" situations nothing lyddat happens so dissapaointing
Guy Friend: disappointing?
Me: cos he plenty stamina for "jokes" and real i mean real life
Guy Friend: how do you know he has high stamina? he tells u abt his "funny" life?
Me: he's very saporty and does breakdancing too nono gila wanna tell me his "funny" life
Guy Friend: haha well.. depends rite...
Me: he didnt even tell me if he passed first base yet lol
Guy Friend: how long does it take u to get "maximum happiness" usually?
Me: i dunnooo... seriously... never tried
Guy Friend: i mean.. self induced
Me: *grins*
Guy Friend: maximum happiness
Me: for me to know... you must never know my jokes i keep to myself
"jokes"
Guy Friend: hahaha okaaaaaay "jokes" must share with friends what but anywayz.. he high stamina also, depends on how long it takes you rite if you are fast... dwayne* also can
Me: hahahahahahaha HAHAHAHAHA!!! ooo... really?
Guy Friend: u should only look for high stamina if u are slow buuuuuuut what is more important...
Me: is that a bad thing?
Guy Friend: is his "creativity" in "making jokes"
Me: seriously im so dumb at this making "jokes" ... dunno i shall never know i guess
Guy Friend: haha yeaa but i guess since he is flexible and all
Me: but in my dreams his "jokes" are really "funny"
Guy Friend: he can get into pretty good... "joke telling positions"
Me: ooo... you are making me feel quite "happy" thinking about this
Guy Friend: haha.. im pretty "happy" too myself if we go on we'd probably hv to "tell jokes to ourselves" later hahahahahahaa
Me: "joke telling positions" but i wont go that far lah...
Guy Friend: sure u wont... but hey, no harm to dreeaaaaaaaam abt them
Me: personal question if you dont mind
Guy Friend: ok sure
Me: you and your chic... any jokes shared? major "jokes"
Guy Friend: hmm... well... the current one.. everything except that my unagi dint get to swim into any deep damp caves sadly
Me: okay
Guy Friend: unless u count upstairs to be a cave
Me: its not sad
Guy Friend: hahahaha
Me: patients is a virtue
Guy Friend: sad for my unagi hahahaa well yea
Me: i have plenty much patients
Guy Friend: but its quite hard tho.. if previously u have been telling heavy jokes at least 3 times a week for the past 2 years
Me: malas wanna cari boy
Guy Friend: and suddenly.. death... no more jokes
Me: poor you!!!!
must be sad... very sad...
Guy Friend: yeaaaaaaaaa... but even so.. i'd rather die than pay for jokes
Me: yes! i agree
Guy Friend: why pay when u can get it for free
Me: jokes shouldnt be payed for...
Guy Friend: hahaha
Me: jokes should be given freely... ehehehehehhe
Guy Friend: haha the more the merrier :P
Me: ooo i dunno about that i like one on one jokes more
Guy Friend: before i die, i wanna try telling jokes to two ppl at once atleast once
Me: no shit? Wow big audience can you handle the laughs though?
or have enough jokes
Guy Friend: but other thn tht... my unagi has season parking in one parking bay only
ooo im pretty sure
Me: and the parking bay payed in full ady cannot forfeit or share
Guy Friend: hahaha
Me: no such thing
Guy Friend: but it'll be nice to try double parking at least once tho haha
Me: double parking hahahah you gotta find the right place laa
Guy Friend: haha kaaay my unagi getting excited already hahaha
Me: hahaha chill laa hahahaha, you know our "TALK" very decent kan? small ppl tak fahm
Guy Friend: hahahaha, yeaaaaaaaaaaaa

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And here is my favourite article for the first trimester, you must read it!
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,1056-1988765,00.html
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Good night all... *grins*