Vocabularistupification

VOCABULARISTUPIFICATION.
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I just realised how dull my life would be without all the words that i use... intelligent, obscene, vulgar, non-intellectual, smartassed, snide and quick... not to mention (appropriately) funny!
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So, i'm here preparing a week before the big photoshoot for the college's pet project. Yesh, we are shoosting and we are the models... Props are questionable. Shall have to have a meeting with the council tomorrow at lunch and another one with the good doctor (Datin's Son laa) at, well... not exactly sure about when that'd be...
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The former to discuss the shoosting and the latter to discuss what im gonna do with my life til i fuck off and die... yes... Aishah has to go for councelling... study councelling... because my results weren't that great... i dispise/loathe/abhor exams now and forever more.
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The photoshoot will include mugshots, avantguarde, GQ, Vogue, Galaxy (no matter how tacky it is) and some questionable fun shots such as some proper perfume model shots... nastayyy! Oh yea, and if there is extra time... Manja shots for all! hahahahaha!!!
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And when i get home, it's fun with adobe modifications! HA!
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Okay, definite that i have shown great interest towards this one guy, and definitely i think too much about the nons and wee's of the relationship (FRIENDS! FRIENDS! I SHALL NOT THINK FURTHER! i think... *grins*) but, it is time i oodled up social prejudice and re-consider human flaws and bite his macho arse! Starting with a little peck on the cheek... haha! Just the other day i was talking to a friend about my love for bravado and the fact that i use it alot. (bravado - attempt of one to show bravery in words.)
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Here's some exaamples of bravado and non-bravados that i've thought up...
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bravado: if you drop my apple, i'll kick you
(i can't kick to save my life)
not bravado: come here and i'll smack you with my book
(i actually do even smack people with large slappity things for FUN!)
bravado: shut up or ill bite you
(there's nothing i can do if you don't wanna shut up... i'm not your mother)
not bravado: i'll bite you if you look at me cutesy again
(if you wanna look cutesy, i will think it's cute and bite you for it)
bravado: i swear i'm gonna shoot you
(i can't shoot you, even if i did, it wont hurt... i have no gun)
not bravado: i'll pinch you
(run and hide!)
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Soo... members of the male society. What would you do if a lady asked you out in a civil manner and how (if that would be the case) would you turn her down and not have her bite your head off.
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Oh! And from Monday onwards: I shall turn into a loser, study like a righteous nerd and have no social life. Or at least that's what my intention is *gawk at the words "no social life" for a few minutes* O-shitticisms! No social life! How cruel is the british system! Waaaaaaaaaaaa!!!