If you must know, I've since tried to get my cat to start learning how to use the litter kwitter and eventually the human toilet.

Unfortunately, we're stuck at the cat being unable to realise that the litter tray has been raised so now I have to resort to moving the litter tray back down to the floor and gradually raising it by a few centimeters until it is flush with the toilet before moving it to the toilet bowl. This is a daunting a time consuming task.

CAT, Y U NO USE HUMAN TOILET FASTER?!