I have been having some funky ass dreams which I obviously can't remember anymore. Dream recording machine, cepatlah invent!

Anyway, ad verbum from my twitter:
I feel like I should post a word from the dictionary a day and stick relevant lols with it. But I couldn't be arsed.

What I mean is I should have a word from the dictionary every time I post and i'll have some form of amusing media to follow it just to prove a point. Key words: Amusing Media.. Yes, that means things which have some serious lulz.
Obviously this series will start from A and it will start as soon as I find me a dictionary. No, I don't have a dictionary in my apartment. We have Google for that.