It's Wednesday and I'm spacing out while thinking of the human contraband. How awful. I think next year I might buy a Samsung Galaxy Tab 10.1 (or whatever comes out that's not an iPhail) because it's time for me to get one. I had cracked the corner screen of my laptop and it looks like spiders had built a home there. Tiny Shelobs come to devour my emails, okay, maybe not. I can still use it though so it's cool.

I am enjoying my two Twelve Foot Ninja LP's and should really start work. Really, really.
Okay, I start reading.

Wait, someone just triggered the emergency alarm and it's telling all of us to 'Evacuate as directed'... I didn't get any directions pun.