This'll be the last month, well, maybe most of next month too, that I'll be wearing contacts of different colours.
My money, no need to fly everywhere, start by cutting errant spending.

Speaking of errant spending, CHRISTMAS IS UPON US!
Time to buy stuff for people!

That 12 days of Christmas song can go suck it. What if you don't have a true love?
SUCK IT!
On the first day of Christmas my lover gave to me...
Absolutely nothing, the tosser.
hahahahahaha...

Oh and by the way,
It's SHARK WEEK.

On a more random note...

She is me and this is he.

Who is he?

I have no idea. 

All I know is that I want this.

Comic hail: Meredith Gran (Octopus Pie)