- You sit all day.
- You don't get enough water.
- You're in a dry cold environment all day.
- Food is unhealthy if you don't bring something from home and excessively expensive for something non nutritious and tastes like crap.
- You can't eat when you want where you want.
- Your time is constricted to working hours.
- You're used and abused by your superiors who earn more than you yet do less work.
- You get your soul sucked out of your body little by little every day.
- You become fat, wrinkley, lethargic and pimpley.
- You make up excuses to not go exercise because you're brain-dead from workplace drama and politics -- Oh, and work, too.
- Lunch is an hour short.
- You may or may not dislike your colleagues. Most of the time it's the case of the latter.
- Your nights usually end at 11PM
- Your youthful demeanour takes a turn for the worst and you start behaving like a cranky old lady/man.
- You feel like snacking all the time.
- Some people who use the restrooms either don't flush or they flood the whole place.
- There's. Not. Enough. Spoons/Cups/etc...
- People shirk duties after they find out you pick up their slack.
- NOBODY owns up to their mistakes.
- It feels like kindergarten but the prison version because everyone behaves like a bunch of five year olds.
- Sometimes there's no work and other times work is flooding your space, mind, thoughts, dreams and you have to work overtime and often stay overnight.
- Most clients are a bunch of self-righteous, self serving morons.
- You lose your humanity in the monotony of Sleep-Eat-Work.
- You can't play games at work when you're so saturated and you need a break.
- No. Headphones. Sucky. Radio. Crap.
- Irritable colleagues who are overworked.
- When one person gets sick, everyone gets sick in succession.
- No. More. Social. Life -- Well, less than before.
So there is an inconclusive list of why I wont be a 9to5er for too long. I'm going to damn well be on the right side of the cashflow quadrant.
After I finish with work, I'll finally be catching up on the reading list and going back to the usual exercise routines of physio/occu, stationary bikes and swimming sessions.
*Smiles*
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