Love is patient, love is kind,
Love is also very blind.

And deaf and dumb and brash and queer,
But everyone loves 'love' so I fear.

Love is painful love's like Twisties,
Love makes plain water taste like bubblies.

But there's a truth and it is Lust
So love is just your lust with a bunch of chemicals duping you into thinking it's anything real.

The end.

I have work to do so I'm gonna bugger off now.