I'm very, very, very annoyed!

I want a stupid water heater attached to my bath spout so that I don't have to wait for the retarded giant water tank UPSTAIRS -- with the on/off switch UPSTAIRS which I have to get someone to turn on for me which is annoying in itself -- to heat up.

I don't want to wake up in the morning because there's nothing I WANT to be doing.
AND I don't want to sit in the kitchen with my parents (mother) because of the inevitable nagging.

How much is a little power heater that sticks to the wall of your bathroom?
How much is a daily maid that comes to your house in the morning and leaves at night?

I need to get out of the house, man.

What's the total cost of living alone comfortably nowadays?