Zurs chucked me this...

And I'm bored so I'll do it.

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Objective: Are you mean and sarcastic? Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically? If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are! If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.

Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.

(YR stands for Your Response.)

If an annoying person says:

1) I am cute

YR: Are we practicing your shrink's self appraisal things again?

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome person

YR: That's what quasimodo said... :|

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!

YR: Yes, that's exactly it. Now hand me a tenner and stand over there where people can see that I'm with you. "OMG! *name of person* IS SPEAKING TO ME!! SQUEEEEEEE"

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy…

YR: Unlike you, i've had sex.

5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.

YR: Oh? I don't like Bruneian artists that have albums.

If an annoying pretty woman/handsome man says:

1) Look, I don't think this is working out

YR: No, because it this was working out i'd be lifting weights.

2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!

YR: S-sorry? You have a huge zit that's threatening to eat my soul.

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!

YR: Oh, crap. I was hoping to pass off as a serial killer. *sighhh*

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!

YR: Umm... I asked cos you looked like shit and needed to get home ASAP. Chin up! Thing's get better. :)))))))))

5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!

YR: I think it's just cos you're just so glimmering with self loathing! :)))))))

If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:

1) I think you and I can make a good couple.

YR: I think you and I need to stay in alphabetical order.

2) May I have your cell phone number? Please please please?

YR: 9-1-1, ask them for The Extreme Makeover Division.

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night…

YR: Im sorry... I don't hang very well.

4) What do you like about me?

YR: I don't know you, and that, I think, is your best feature.

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!

YR: You're pretty/handsome and you like you sooooooo much.

If your enemy says:

1) Hi bitch!

YR: Yo-ho-ho.

2) You smell like shit!

YR: and you smell like roses.

3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!

YR: Did you have to practice that? You were sorta lagging at the h-h-h-a-a-a-t-e-e-e-m-m-m-e-e-e-e bit.

4) What an ugly creature you are!

YR: whoa... you should really stop saying that to your compact.

5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!

YR: You'd get confused and kick your own face. o_O

If your annoying ex says:

1) I still love you...

YR: 42

2) I know you still love me!

YR: Would you like fries with that?

3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby…

YR: Spekinze deutch?

4) Please call me...

YR: Call you what?

5) The break up hurt me so much…

YR: Oh, wow. You're a massochist now?

If an annoying salesperson says:

1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!

YR: And you've got really bad acne.

2) Seriously, I used this product and I've Changed!

YR: For the worst, I see...

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!

YR: Your product is THAT bad?

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy…

YR: Madam? You been to one of my hookers?

5) That product is not good; it makes you gain weight...

YR: I see you've tried it...

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Okay no I'm not that witty. hahahhaaha... fark orff...