I just remembered this...

True story.

A:

Hey, B, I have this American chewing gum I want you to try...

*hands B a flavoured condom*

*B takes the flavoured condom, unwraps it and chews slowly*

hahahahahhahahahahahahahhahaha...

I have to say that I think I'm getting withdrawal symptoms from being layaned for 3 full days.

Damn you attention whore. DAMN YOU...