But before that, a preliminary explanation...
You see... The Jujuness has the flu. No, not pig flu you bastards. Though personally I think the pig flu only kills stupid people so even if she did get it... She wouldn't die. She'sa one smart cookie I tells ya. Aaaaanyway, she has the flu and the Hazmats have decreed that she stay under house arrest being bored to tears. The Hazmats are sadists...
She was pining about wanting to eat Nasi Goreng kampung (now known conveniently as NGK) and I told her that it's not healthy and does not promote a speedy recovery. There was a bit of a kerfluffle... no, not really. I just wanted to use that word... kerfluffle... hehehe... kerfluffle... kerfuffle? Fuf or fluf? I digress... So as I was saying, her tastebuds had just regained function and she wanted to eat NGK.
So now I commence with the sticking of MSN conversations... which, by the way, is HILARIOUS! To me, anyway...
* * *
- jun. june. junee. -
for the first time in four days my tastebuds are beginning to return..
Red
do you not have soup?
- jun. june. junee. -
bleghh to soup soup soup eeveryday
Red
you should make soup
with chikin stock
its the best
- jun. june. junee. -
i couldn't eat =( no appetite
makan only sbb nak matan ubat
Red
keeps your body cool hydrated and penuh dengan zat galian!
- jun. june. junee. -
and now im hungry
cos someone tweeted they had nasi goreng kampung
Red
thats not good for you
you need to get healthy
- jun. june. junee. -
zat galian hapo tu rempah ratus nenek kuu byk
yahhh motherness has forced me to eat
Red
zat galian is malay for vitamins and minerals
... its in every cereal commercial...
- jun. june. junee. -
ya i know la woman
my malay isn't that atrocious o_o
Red
who knows
- jun. june. junee. -
zat galian doesn't sound appetizing
Red
if it werent for cereal i wouldnt know what it is!
- jun. june. junee. -
nasi goreng kampung does
o_o
Red
screw NGK
- jun. june. junee. -
yesyes ngk
Red
you know it'll disappoint you
- jun. june. junee. -
noooo
Red
tell yo uwant
- jun. june. junee. -
gosh i want some so bad right now
Red
what***
tell you what**************
Red
if you get better by saayyy... wednesday
- jun. june. junee. -
yo i tell yo what yo want
Red
i will buy you NGK
- jun. june. junee. -
what yo reali reali want
...
.....
.... o_o
hold uo
Red
or whatever you want
in food
- jun. june. junee. -
up*
why so nice?????
:-O
Red
because you need to get better
and come down to ampang
- jun. june. junee. -
OMG
Red
hahaha
- jun. june. junee. -
OK
OK
LOBSTER THERMIDOR
Red
hotak kau
- jun. june. junee. -
FHANK KYEIO
LOBSTER THERMIDOR
Red
wait do they serve lobster in kamps baru?
- jun. june. junee. -
ANYTHING I WANT RIGHT
ANYTHING THAT I WANT
ANYTHING YG I NAK
Red
no
- jun. june. junee. -
LOBSTER'
LOBSTER
Red
anything from kampung baru
hahahahaha
- jun. june. junee. -
LOBSTER
NO NO
Red
but seriously do you know where to get lobster?
- jun. june. junee. -
YOU MADE UP YER MIND AND FINISHED THE SENTENCE
Red
like fresh lobs
- jun. june. junee. -
I SHALL CLAIM MY LOBSTER FROM YOU
YESS
Red
uhh okay wednesday 12 noon
- jun. june. junee. -
you're gonna laugh. but victoria's station really makes the best
Red
i call you
no sengal voice
no sniffles
- jun. june. junee. -
you get to choose which lobster
Red
no headache
no loafing around the house
dude i want to cook lobster
- jun. june. junee. -
and it's like rm 200++
noooooooooooo leave it to the experts
Red
i want to hearrrr that lobster SCREAAAAAM as it gets lowered into a boiling pot
turning a shade of red
as it dies
- jun. june. junee. -
YOU EVIL
Red
a boiling waatery death
- jun. june. junee. -
YOU PUT IT IN THE FREEZER FIRST LAH YOU SADISTIC BITCH
Red
wow you're worse than I am
- jun. june. junee. -
actually i don't know what thee victoria's station ppl do
Red
make it suffer then boil the fucker to death?
i freeze you!
- jun. june. junee. -
no cause in the freezer they go off to sleep
its secientifically proven
Red
and then i shall put you into zee pot of boilinghotwater! bwahahahaha
or or
- jun. june. junee. -
and they don't wake uo
Red
go to sleep cutewiddlefood!
- jun. june. junee. -
uhuhuuhuh
Red
RISEANDSHINETOABOILINGPOT'O'HOT! WHEEEEEEEEE
- jun. june. junee. -
O_________________________O
YOU EVIL BEEECH
Red
yea
- jun. june. junee. -
DONT MESS WITH MAH LOSBTAH THERMIDOWAH
Red
ever since i learnt of the line "you can actually hear the lobster scream"
lostbah
- jun. june. junee. -
*CLINKS LOBSTER CLAWS AT YER TITTIES*
Red
losbtah
- jun. june. junee. -
who the fucks boils a lobster to death first???
ALL CHEFS FREEZE LOBSTERS FIRST
I'VE SEEN IT ON ENDLESS COOKING SHOWS
Red
hahaha
- jun. june. junee. -
CRAZY HEARTLESS BEEECH THAT YOU ARE
Red
naturallly it would be frozen
orrrrrr
JUST BOIL IT!
harhahahahahha
- jun. june. junee. -
YOU'D PROBABLY DECLAW IT BEFORE BOILING IT TO DEATH
YOU SOUND LIKE THE WITCHES FROM MATILDA IN THE ROAD DAHL NYE BUKU
EVIL WITCH
Red
declaw?
just boil for 15 seconds
so that its not too cooked
break it apart
thermidore it
yumyum
atchally it taste like prawn
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If you read through all that, I congratulate you... Those that didn't will read the abridged, less funny (Re: WTF?!), below.
Junee Yusof MUST, as in it is compulsory and it is non-negotiable, get well BEFORE 12PM ON WEDNESDAY, 29TH JULY 2009. She must be completely free of ANY FLU SYMPTOMS (please refer to a credible online source) which include LETHARGY, DIZZINESS, SNIFFLES, FAUCET NOSE, SCRATCHY THROATS, SORE THROATS, FEVER, SLIGHT FEVER, LAZYNESS, GENERAL NONCHALANCE, CONTINUOUS VISITS TO THE LOO. She must then make her way to AMPANG so I, Sha Roose, may inspect her wellbeing and award her with a lobster dinner when I, Sha Roose, has the money and finds out where to buy lobsters *cringe*. I cook. Not buy. Get it right.
I'm not going to go to a shop for a sucky lobster for 200++ bucks... ESPECIALLY NOT at Victoria Station.
Less newsy news...
Mo was being indulged by my sitcom worthy parents.
My whole family has the crazy gene, go figure.
I love THE Legion of Women.
Kim can't sell me makeup.
I'm fasting for the next four days cept Thursday... which reminds me I have to text mich about it...
Can anyone tell me where I can buy fresh lobsters?
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