It's 'bout that time yeh?

Selamat Hari Raya to all!

Have a great holiday!
Even if we all know this festive season entails much cheek pincing and trying to recognise relatives... not forgetting the infinite questions from that sweet little old lady who calls herself Wan Ena.

Selamat Hari Raya and may you live a million years more (and not have to use beauty creams).
*smirk*

No, no cheesy poems about forgiveness this year.
I've had enough of those.

more want

I added the Wacom Bamboo Fun Tablet to the wishlist though I expect me to go buy it soon... probably in about 2 weeks time because I LAVA GADGEETS...

cool tak?

is there a band called 'Letter to Hades'?

reading Reader's Digest's 5th annual humour edition... funny? More like amusing and for the record, I did laugh at Jackass 1.

I hate to lament but when is it gonna be the 7th of October already??!?!

Edit:

I can't sleep so I go through my old written shit. Guess what I found.
*drumroll*

A skit I thought up on the 11th of January 2003 (Yes, I put a date on the paper).

___________________________

Teacher:

Aww... It's alright. Many students who did as well as you did previously didn't get the grades they wanted...

Student:

Oh, I feel so much better now...

[Rolls eyes in sarcasm]

Teacher:

Are you mocking me?

Student:

What's to mock? Like that's some great speech you made...

Teacher:

Dont you dare act like that, young lady!

[Growls]

[Student sneers back]

[Teacher pulls out a teaching wand and extends it to form a staff, this happens within a split second before she lunges towards the student screaming like Xena. Student grabs a book and uses it as a shield blocking the attack. Cue happy music]

Student:

AAAAAAAAAAAGH!

[book over head]

[pause]

Wait, wait...

[looks quizzically to the sound guy]

[everyone freezes, music stops]

Hey, look. Happy song no good for fighting... Apa ni? Lagu drama sikit takde ke?

[stands up and goes backstage. Returns with a giant pencil and puts it on the table]

[goes back to mark]

Okay, ACTION! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

[grabs giant pencil off the table to parry the teacher]

Teacher:

Where'd you get the Pencil De Power?

[staff is thrown to the othe side of the room and her sprawled on the floor]

[student scribbles a huge 'L' on the teacher's shirt triumphantly]

[bow and exit stage]

[teacher utterly confused]

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Yea that's pretty much it... Serious brainfart wey.
GENIUS!
hahahahahahhahahaha...

My picha is awesomer than yours

Beat the Picture Above You
is... so funnyyyy!!! hahahaha

CLICK CLICK CEPAT!

(I registered only to post... gila hebat!)

*palmface*

FTW!!!1!!1!!

Min went to a condom factory excursion...

... conducted by Monash...

... I'm not sure why...

... Maybe the uni is run by fat...

... balding...

... pervy...

... old men...

... with no sense of - I'm getting ahead of myself...

... Perhaps I shall get my paws...

... on some rubber things...

... and fill them up with water...

... or helium...

... and commit acts of terror by definition of the grate (sic) dubya...

... towards children...

... but I'm sure...

... they know what it is already...

... given that a few already has...

..excuse me what? 3??...

... THREE?!?! GIRL/BOYfriends?...

...Wow, playa hatin' moment...

... Aaaaanyway...

... I have a point to this whole ordeal...

... and...

... my point is...

... stop watching porn it's ramadhan.

This enlighening gibber is brought to you by saya sendiri.

Back to you, Stan!

A'la Commentary

It's the last few hours of the day and she makes it halfway through Daxter on the PSP before the battery dies and she decides to browse the internet and indulge in idiosyncratic talk. An hour or two later she is undeniably bored and searches for more things to do.

Bawling eyes out watching kiterunner or picking ideas for the 5-course meal soon to come on the Asian Food Channel? Results after this. Back to you, Stan!

it's a cycle

Thought, at constant motion.
Neverending.

There's really no need to expand on the abovesaid. It's as self explanatory as saying 'Monkey eating jambu on the roof'. But you may ask what the monkey is doing on the roof in the first place and how it got the jambu.

So many formalities govern the world today it's almost apalling. Also, my brother had a brainfart today involving the main purpose of God creating the planet and life and stuff. My retort was that God is omnibored. And an omni-asshat. I guess that summarises my blasphemy for today.

Remember I mentioned wanting a tattoo? I decided an ouroboros would be perfect but I need details for the inside the circle that defines my principles and all I hold dear. The problem is I don't really know what those are. I'm an enigma to myself. A giant brainfart, always in constant motion. Brownian law can kiss my brown oversized bottom.

Here's all I got so far...
All suits in a deck of cards = A jack of alltrades
Ankh = life
Aries - tenacity I guess (does it help that I'm an Aries baby?)
Flower (iris) = Beauty, Faith, Valour and Wisdom
Cat - Independance, Freedom Of Thought
Apple -Mankind's ALLEGED fall from grace, the beginning of life
G-clef - The music that is a constant in my life
Seashells = I'm a beach bunny... seriously. It represents beauty and nature and all that's good when bumming on the sand.

I guess I need something to show equality and fairness and to show that I have people supporting me all the way... perhaps the scales of law? How about the equal (=) sign??

Also I'm thinking of the Maori Shark teeth... This be one elaborate piece of art... Oh, and its all in black and white.
:D

There's more but I need to sleep now.

Kerenah banyank

Hopefully I'll get everything for the driving license don e by year end so I can drive drive without driving the mothercreature up the wall for the billionth time... So much joy in my life...

Starting classes again on October 7th! :D
Waiting is so annoying.

such disdain... and then some other gibbering nonsense

You can guess it's another one of those posts where you-know-who happens to be the subject matter.

It won't be long. I just have to say that it's distasteful to be so judgmental and rely so heavily on the fact that perhaps one were holier than I (or anyone else for that matter).

To say I am half-assed about something when I just bide my time because one doesn't approve my likes and I fund my own activities AND completely distrust my judgement about myself and my abilities as if one knows better.

One needs to realise that comparing with another is not how one should see the world.

It's funny because ALL the movies one sees and ALL the people one hears speak, none of the substance found (if at all) penetrates ones mind.

Futile are the revelations when met with preconceived ideas and the unwillingness to cooperate.
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Now that the abovementioned is off the proverbial chest I bring you to some asinine brainfarts and come-acrosses of the internet-hell...

Internet hell: Something about abstinence HERE.

Brainfart: 10 Random stuff leaking out of my ear - I think it's my brain - at 4am because I am god, worship me.

Calendars
*I lack a certain amount of organisation skills. No, I lie. I have a fantastic array of organisational skills - obviously put to no real use. Calendars whatnots for the computer such as Rainlendar lends its services as it really helps you procrastinate more often. Remorseless, I find better ways to organise my life without actually doing some of them. This reminds me: When I wake up later I shall have to make a few calls.

Summer
*Obviously there's no such thing as summer in malaysia since we're in the garis khatulistiwa - I forgot the english word for it, it's 4 am, spare me... I think it's ummm... tropical? No, it's equator - and all. Two seasons: Wet and wetter. I have a whole posse of people studying overseas who come back during the NORTHERN HEMISPHERE summer and we allow some froliking to occur. Good times. The summer has officially ended today with the last of the dudes and dettes leaving in the morning or post noon. Thank god for the internart.

Black Holes
*Are the most random things that just popped into my head. Einstein was on drugs. So was Plato and Ceasar. And Mr. Dog. Imagine a huge funnel that eventually connects to another huge funnel. and depending which side your on, a giant vacuum on 'suck' and then FOOMP! You're either ripped apart like Picasso art or you meet an alternate dimension you with green skin and elephant ears. It's a collapsed star so I guess that's what child actors feel like when they go into drugs and stuff.

Room
*I was looking around as I sat on my chair in front of a NEAT desk in my room. I saw my bed. I saw my bulletin board, yes, I do own one of those things. I mused at my guitar. I smirked at all the stationary I hoard. I think "Holy molerats with tinkerbell fluff, THIS is my room? I'm so awesome." Oh yea, and my gadgetry is awesome too. I'm still looking around my room for more stuff to brainfart about.

Eddie Izzard
*He brought me to a realisation that Mr. Dog is really funny but only if you heard the whole ramble. Saying Mr. Dog randomly also does not garner desired effect. The same goes for asking random civillians "Cake or death?" Not that I've done that to random passers-by. But I might.

Sphericals
*Men seem to have a rather large fixation on round/spherically shaped things. Like footballs, baseballs, hockey pucks, the earth, boobs. American football and rugby are exceptions. Like flat chested women.

Water
*It's fun. It's blue because of the something something colour augmentation, sun, sky, untraviolet boolsheet. It's full of fish or other organisms like cholera if someone who has the bacteria pees in it. It sustains life and life threatening creatures like hoomanus dumbassness who really are more pro-death. AND it makes you feel weightless like zero gravity without the process of astronaut bootcamp. Though it does look, molecularly, like a retarded Mickey Mouse - no offence to the clinically retarded people.

FSM
*Short for The Flying Spaghetti Monster. Google it and it'll show you the reason why we're suffering global warming and why hoomanus dumbassness can achieve flight. A faith of pasta and beer with a heaven of beer and scantily clad eye-candy? Can I get a Ramen?!

Money
*You need it. I need it. Bill Gates has it all. Oh, and Oprah too, I need not explain further. Goddamnit!

Sleep
*Is what I'm going to do as soon as I turn off the 'putur and take a piss. Said to be the cousin of death, upon further clarification is actually a distant relative that's hardly even there during the family outings. Big difference too, Death being all dark and wielding a stick with a grass-cutting tool stuck to it and Sleep having a bag of sand to throw in your eyes before he throws you a sucker punch. Out like a light they say but you do on most occations wake up the next day/ hour or minute or even century if you're Rip Van Winkle... Who gave him that name anyway? Is he German? Is there a god? Yes, It's me, God. Leave a message after the beep *BEEP* -

Tosspots

I came across Malaysia's Persons With Disabilities Bill 2007 and I thought "Hey, maybe they're doing something?"

Then I realised that whatever council they appointed as stated in the Bill must just be sitting around in their offices playing word-pong.

I'm linking The Digital Awakening simply because the writer is so much better at writing than I am. My rants will just not suffice.

Also, here's the Bill.

I wonder if I can bring a class action on the Datuk Bandar and the government for being such pompous douchebags and not inspect all building plans before going "OHAI! U CAN HAS BEELDING NAO."

Nonsense Contest: Banana Vs Packer

1. Nonsense Contests are random bursts of nonsense.

2. Names have been changed to protect the innocent *cough cough* AAAH-CHGUILTY! parties and...

3. You know who you are and yes, this happened once upon an MSN convo. Adakah anda proud?

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Packer:
omg....all these photos i saw a week ago have all these comments from ur album
just cuz theyre on ur album i dont get notifications if im not in the picture so i cant actually knw whats going on
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
i didnt get my ass raped
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Banana:
HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAH MAYBE SO BUT U GOT PISSED ON!!!HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

Packer:
heheheheheheheheheheheeeeh
watch when i get u back banana
heheheheheheheehhee
*grins

Banana:
hahahaha ooh im sooo scared
*brrrr*
:P

Packer:
oh yes u r
esp when we go ghost hunting

Banana:
whatever, ur gonna be scared too!

Packer:
hahahahah but i actually go into the place
u dont

Banana:
yea but at least i dont piss in my pants
even if i did, itll only be a drop
no difference!
hahahahhah

Packer:
hey hey hey hey hey hey hey...what piss in my pants!!!!!!!!!!hahahhaah i just pressed the accelerator harder hahahahahaha
hahah thts cheating and u know it

Banana:
hahahahahhahah anything to make u feel better bout the situation *pats sympathetically*

Packer:
*kicks out of car infront of cemetery and drives off*

Banana:
*calls cab*
*cab arrives immediately* -situation solved-
FAIL

Packer:
ok lets start again
*kicks mich out of the cab without her bag at unknown place in kelantan and drives off*

Banana:
u cant start again!!thats cheating!!
fine ill play along
*runs to nearest petrol station*

Packer:
in kelantan?
where petrol stations close at 12
OKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Banana:
hahaha whatever!!!!!!!

Packer:
*reverses back after feeling bad*

Banana:
hahahhahah yes puppy dog eyes worked! SCORE

Packer:
*welcomes her back into the car and starts driving again*
*passes the beach*
*kicks her out there*

Banana:
*enjoys relaxing in the beach and feels sorry for packer on missing out*

Packer:
*packer drives back gets off...and throws 10 cents at this poor beggar enjoying the view of the beach at night*

Banana:
*jumps ecstaticallly cos she's 10 sen richer*

Packer:
who said u were the begar
*BEGGAR
PERASANNNNNNNNNNNN
hahhahahahahhhaha

Banana:
*well she stole the 10 sen from the beggar asshole*

Packer:
hahahhahahahahaha
wait wait
lets get a better scenario
hmmm

Banana:
what could be better than a beach??

Packer:
hmmmm
oh oh oh...
ok ok

but all i can do there is drown u and thts hard cuz il drown while drowning u
hahhahaa

Banana:
HAHAHHAHHAHAH PACKER CANT SWIM!!!
*swims off and laughs some more*

Packer:
bitch...il learn this summer just to get back at all of u cunts
hahahahhahahha

Banana:
hahaah ill buy you floaters for ur birthday

Packer:
*packer drowns with with his car keys and Banana's bag*

Banana:

hahha OMG.............THTS ITTTTT
*hotwires packers car and drives off still laughing her ass off at packer*

Packer:
dumbass...u watch too much movies
hotwires?
hahhahahhahahhha
dudeeee
haha
ok lets have a better scenario of us killing each other

Banana:
*pokes packer in the eyes and runs away*
HAHHAHAHAHAHAH

Packer:
tht doesnt kill me idiot
thahhhhaa

Banana:
at least it blinds u for a moment
THEN *banana kills off packer with parang*
hahahahahah TA DAHH

Packer:
hahahahah ok ok lets talk abt this in a third person for the fun of it
ok wait...
lets get the setting first

Banana:
haha ok highland towers then

Packer:
dude...ok fair enuf
start from here
*packer and banana are bored at 1 am after having great durian*

Banana:
*banana beats packers ass as usual*

Packer:
hey hey hey hey...its abt killing each other
not the durian thing ok
we leave tht out of this cuz u know il beat ya

Banana:
pffftttt whatever anywaysss...*banana makes the first move by pouring rubble over packer and laughs*

Packer:
hahahahhhahahhaahh
chibai
we havent even reached the place yet
OMG

Banana:
HAHAAHAH OK FINEE!! lead the way

Packer:
ok u start the first part of the story and then il continue

Banana:
OK *banana beats packers ass in durian binging and they both get bored at 1am*

Packer:
*so after packer beats banana they both agree to go kill each other*
*banana lets packer win cos he's being such a baby and is obviously in denial but for that she must kill packer, she reaches into her pocket for her handphone and calls 999*

Packer:
*packer throws bananas phone out of the road and a car runs over it then he pulls her into the car and locks the car and starts driving*

Banana:
*banana kicks packer in the nuggets and takes over the wheel, his poor SUV swerves into a tree*

Packer:
i dont drive an SUV...but ok why not
*bananas body is thrown outside 200 metres away from the accident and packer who was able to put on his seatbelt only has minor head injuries*

Banana:
*bananas super bionic body survives the crash and crawls towards packers SUV with lighter and oil in hand and burns packer to death, he unfortunately could not get out of the car in time as he didnt have enough time to unfasten his seatbelt, gawd what an idiot everybody knows u gotta push into the red button to release it, mustve been his minor head injury*
PACKER MUST BE DEAD cos hes taking too long to respond

Packer:
*what no one realizes was mouse wanted to come alng when banana and packer did not allow him in the begginning and was hiding in the car the whole time...so what actually happened was packer was also thrown out of the accident but nearby the car and he saw mouse's burnt brusied body inside the car and pulled him into the drivers seat and fastened his seatbelt...he stands behind a tree videotaping banana burn mouse to death and runs to the police to report it*

Banana:
*banana outsmarts packer by already reporting the incident EARLIER ON*

Packer:
*as packer walks in not knowing tht he had been outsmarted by an idiot his friend the head of police for the whole country see's the video and reports it publicly and bananas face is plastered all over the country*

Banana:
*banana unzips her black banana suit and retreats back home , her face may be plastered all over the country but her identity has been kept hidden, she remains a legend and swears by the banana tree that she will come back to kill packer*
*banana also senses packer cowering in the corner*

Packer:
*with her guilt startng to take over she feels as if packer is always near her..in the mean time packer then brings more evidence to the police off old photos of the good times when they both used to be friends who would hang out together but became bad because of durian and now even more photos has been found and suddenly alot of puzzles are figured out as more and more murder cases are now connected to banana...packer realizes and calls his connections on the interpol and now her ass is wanted all over the world and all her friends are apprehended at the same time...she is now all alone running away by herself in this world...no friends she is remorseful abt everything and the only way would be to ask for pakers help..packer meanwhile leaves the country to another country protected by many organizations*

Banana:
*banana may have left some traces but changes her identity every 24 hrs, packer may think he's protected but banana has been following packers every move and outsmarted the organization in thinking that she was one of them and now packer is screwed as she breathes down his neck and pulls the trigger on his head BANG and packer dies*

Packer:
*banana walks off thinking she has finally pulled off her lifes objective....suddenly she hears packers voice 'im not dead mich'...not knowing what has happened and thinking its her insanity again she ignores it and later tomorrow she gets news that the person she killed was one of packers fakes and apparently there are over 200 all over the world with the exact same characteristics..this was part of the genome project of the US..so what is her next move?'*

Banana:
*banana kills herself with a vengeance and crawls out of her grave as a zombie to haunt and scare the shit out of packer for the rest of his life, he wished he never tried to kidnap her in the first place*

Packer:
*banana thinking she had the ultimate solution to killing suddenly realizes that packer was actually killed by the organization that protected him and then they created fakes to capture banana too...it was all a trap..but while climbing out of her own grace banana looks up and shez packer smiling at her with a 50 other packers around her...he laughs and disappears into thin air and suddenly she gets shot in the head from behind*

Banana:
*banana is like what the putangina to packer and smacks him on the head cos she already committed suicide and RETURNS as an immortalized zombie, jackass*

Packer:
*in more developments packer has now moved up the secret order of the maisons and has gotten the immortal power of turkmentur which makes im immortal and indestructible...whilst doing this he acquires soo much power that makes him god like and decides to go haunt michelle a lowly zombie who can be killed easily...banana is now a directionless zombie wondering around the streets with no objectives in life*

Banana:
*banana now thinks packer is a loser who watches too many zombie movies, RETARD*

Packer:
*packers walks into her room and just stabs her in the eye and through her heart and slices it open and feds it to her cat and walks out*

Banana:
*banana laughs as packer mistook her for the dummy and runs after packer and stabs him 10 million times and chops him into pieces to feed the hungry ppl at the mamak*

Packer:
chup..dude i dont think neither of us wll ever admit we're gonna die

Banana:
hahahhahahha congrats we just made a crappy r- rated movie

Packer:
not bad
hahahaha
tht was quite fun ah
i think next time we do tht the objectiv is not to kill
cuz our ego's wont let us lose to the other

Banana:
hahaaha so tru, we are born leo's after all

Packer:
im virgo dude
hahahaha

Banana:
haha oh yea ur the dude whos born 2 wks after i did!LOL:P

Packer:
hahahahahahahahhahhahahahhaha
u know whats funny...
is ure only ways of getting me is the whole birthday and swimming thing
hahahha
come on banana im sure u can think of more stuff
durian aint counted cuz thts under a different contract right now

Banana:
well ur only ways of getting me is....hmmmmm...... THAT IM A BANANA!!!
HAH
make that way*****

Packer:
uh-huh
i get alot moreeeeeeeeeeeee
its not insults but more like jabs!!!!!!!!!! ahhahahahahahah

Banana:
whatev i dont get insulted that easily either hahahahha

Packer:
neither do i hahahahhaha take allllllllll in our stride
hahahahahhaha
i swear to god us august ppl will rule the world one day

Banana:
HAHAHA WE SHALL!!!!MWUAHAHHAHAHHAHHA
ill be the leader since im a leo
and since ive got the lucky birthdate
:D

Packer:
hahahahaahah do tht and the world will go in a state of anomie

Banana:
no more like in a state of ANARCHY!

Packer:
well we all know everytime a state was anarchic what happened right?

Banana:
uhhh FUNNN...PARTIES...NAKED PPL RUNNING AROUND WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Packer:
hhaha on 2nd thought i dont mind
il overthrow u easily

Banana:
HAHA oh we'll c bout that! a round of durians to decide who the reigning ruler really is!

Packer:
hahahahahahha
omg we always conflict
hahaha
IS GOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDD
hahahahah

Banana:
HIIGHHHH FIIIVEEEEE
I LIIIIKEEE

Packer:
hahahahahahaha
do we always have to settle it with durians?

Banana:
hahha its the tastiest way!! we can end it in bloodshed with the spikes but at least we can enjoy our last moments savouring it!

Packer:
haha more like LIKED UR DURIAN BITCH....EAT THE DURIAN BITCH EAT ITS COVER...EAT IT!!

Banana:
HAHHAHA U WISH!!DONT MAKE ME STICK THEM DURIANS UP UR ASSSCRACK

Packer:
OH YEAHHH IL RUB THE DURIANNN SKIN ALLLL OVERRR YOUR BODYYYYY TILL YOU BLEED BITCHHH YOU LIKE THAT NOW HUH HUH HUH

Banana:
hahah eeeewww...this is beginning to sound like some bad durian s&m

Packer:
hahahahahaha yeahhhh lets stop right there...hahaha
have u eaten yet?

Banana:
nope!
my friends tapaued some baguettes but i dont feel like eating....im so sick of canteen food, i want nice "home cooked" mamak food!
how bout u?

Packer:
hahah
im doing some work and maybe later il go eat with stacey b4 i follow my friend to kao this guy
but yeah nothing beats home cooked mamak food

Banana:
so truuu

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Obviously there's more to the conversation but I cut it out for brevity's sake.

You know lah how long these nonsense contest go on for... This is the first published one though (and probably the last because editing msn convos are a biznatch)...

And no, it never ever starts with "Once upon a time,"

11am

I was still in bed but the knock on the door and my mom's voice made me fall out all too quickly for me to think about snuggling back into the covers. I heard her say "Aishah, can you go on the internet and get me the recipe for Mein Kampf?"

Surely she had said something else but that's what I heard and before I could reply to her worrying request she had picked up her phone and started gossiping. Ah, the trials and tribulations of being my mothers daughter.

In my head I had concocted the recipe for Mein Kampf: One part cynicism, three parts bigotry, one part holier-than-thou, 10 parts tak-sedar-diri and three-fourths part water. Hitler could've done better. Who'm I kidding? He was the source!

Anyway, turns out my mom just wanted the recipe for miang kam so here I am, on the net and sorely disappointed that my mom hadn't shown her true self... Nazi Hitleress.

Edit:
Mo chirped up an impromptu catchphrase post read and it says...
"Cooking your empire, Mother?"

Booming it up

If I ever get my paws on the people working at JPJ who give me a half-assed story about the OKU driving license there will be a new meaning to 'shredded wheat'.

I can't even find anything coherent on the web since the web-boys/girls working for the government can't build a decent website that's user friendly.

And then I never knew there were protocols to follow before the application...

I mean, blow me, If I have to GO to the DRIVING SCHOOL just to ENQUIRE about getting a fucking license... Irony: Class A.

[bleep]ing dimwit [bleep]bricks. haha... I bleeped myself... XD

Anyway, I'm gonna call up this Damai Association for blahdiblahdibla for some clarification. If they're run by a bunch of dumbasses to then look forward to the next general election. Vote for me for PM of Malaysia. I bet I can run this bitch of a country better than the present Gov. No contest.

pee-ess-pee

I has it!

i founds it!

Went out for dins with May and Min, the other M-squared in my lovely bulats of people.

The other M-squared being Mo and Mich, love them too!

Though, that's hardly the point.

My point is...

I forgot.



Min passed me a link to Nemi who's literally my twin in the realm of 2D fun. Comics!

I won't be linking til later. It's Bitish by the way... and Goth...



Happy Ramadhan to everyone, wishing you a good fast and all that jazz. Don't pig out too much during buka. Tis a vice you must stay far away from. Remember: Half the point is to feel like the have-nots...

Which really means You may have-not the cupcake. Giveittome!



Min also gave me FANTAAAAAAAAAA!!

Which is a sugar coated gem in a can. Tis a bummer though since consumption of sugar before sleep wil cause no sleep to be had.



Joy... God is laughing... Hear the glee in his voice.

Hear it... and then maybe you can laugh at me too.

And on some days I feel like this: