road trips

skejap lemme do some work first.
I'z at teh ofis.

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Went to Melaka with Sharil (designated driver of big car), Michelle, Liza, Soon Seng (designated driver of little car), Usaid and Jean yesterday. Now I'm ass tired but need to shake tail.

Neeeeeeed to shaaaake taaaaaaail.
But one does not shake tail in the office. One just doesn't. It's not how it works.

The trip...
Left at 3-something, arrived at... i forgot, went to Kota A'Famosa and it was closed but we went to the stuff selling area and took pictures there.

Err moment #1: STADHUYS upon glance can look like TANDAS. Was I high? No...

So many photos there. Went to the tempat makan to look for the loo. Loo is a squatting one. How 'bout no. Told... ASKED Shar nicely to drive us to Holiday Inn touse the loo there.

On the way, we stopped at some funky, I mean sejarahy looking ship and took more pictures there. Touristy. hahaha... Usaid said that there's toilets where we stopped. Michelle and I glared at him. I forgot who said this but...
"Oh my god, the toilets here might have AIDS,"
"Really?"
"Eh..."
"YA YA! NOT MIGHT! They DO have AIDS."
So, as asinine as that sounded, we didn't go there.
Holiday Inn has nice toilets.

Then we went to makaaaan...
No, no chicken rice balls. Malas nak cari. We tried out some hawker stall area that reminds me of Hartamas Square a little bit. After dinner Mich needed to go to the loo.
The plot thickens...
"How long does it take for Michelle to be done?"
"I dunno... Never timed her,"
"Lets move somewhere so she cannot find us,"
"Like behind a pillar?"
"yea, like Aishah's scooter can hide behind a pillar too"
*insert funny mental picture*
"We can go there! *point*"
"Where?"
"Near the Walls Ice Cream freezer, we can see her but she'll never see us... mwahahaha..."
"MWAHHAHAH"
"Let's go,"
"I want ice cream."

So we left and found out there's MORE FOOD YONDER ICE CREAM FREEZER... but it wasn't halal so non bummer bummer moment with a stab of envy, they have more stalls. Noffair.
And then Mich found us and ran after me... Aaaaaarghhh!!! Cantthisthinggoanyfaster?! No, it cant. Demmit.

Err moment #2: I forgot to buy Pao *palmhead*

Left that place for the night stalls and some mall that I saw from the food place via scooterku. I give you pictures later I promise. Walked ahead with SS cos everyone else was kinda full from teh foods
"How do I get there?"
"Dunno, you could try the car entrance, can you fit?"
"Of course I can,"
"You sure?"
"Yea, I am."
"Oh yea, It's quite a big space,"
Went through the boom gates and from afar, Michelle yelled "HEY YOU FORGOT TO TAKE YOUR TICKET!"
-______-;;
I forgot about that, would've been fun to see too.
Bought Ice cream at Baskin Robbins, phwoar what a rip-off. Nevar akaint!
Chased Usaid around the mall cos it was fun and moved closer to 'night market'.
It was so not a night market... tourist buying stuff je. ish.
Gave up and went to play at the Playground and that is a story to tell in pictures.

Revelations:
I cant sing the Cranberries
Sexual Innuendo is loved by all
Malaysia has ZERO hot guys

Ah, but fond memories.
ONE MORE TIME IN SUMMER BABY!!!