Got this from some website and I think it's bleeding hilarious!
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Via e-mail - and in all caps, not surprisingly - drummer and founding member Skinny weighed in on Milwaukee, Slipknot, growing up angry in Cleveland and running for president.
Q. In ten words or less, why should someone come see Mushroomhead at Summerfest?
A. BECAUSE STAR WARS ALREADY CAME OUT.
Q. What do you know about Summerfest and Milwaukee?
A. ITS GONNA BE HOT, . . . ITS THE 20th LARGESTEST CITY, WITH A POPULATION OF 628,088, IT BECAME A CITY IN 1848, AND HAS A REALLY NICE HARBOR.
Q. What question do you most hate journalists asking you?
A. WHICH LITTLE KID PUSHED THE EVIL WITCH IN THE OVEN?????
Q. So, which little kid pushed the evil witch in the oven?
A. GRETEL.
Q. Who'd win in a fight: Mushroomhead or Slipknot?
A. ALL I KNOW IS I GET COREY (Corey Taylor, Slipknot vocalist).
Q. If you could tour with anyone, living or dead, who would it be and why?
A. SLIPKNOT, SO I GET (to) PICK ON COREY EVERYDAY!!!!
Q. What advice would you give to a young band just starting out?
A. DONT GIVE UP, KEEP JAMMIN, AND DONT RIP OFF OTHER BANDS.
Q. Do you think that being from Cleveland influenced your musical vision?
A. YES, CLEVELAND IS A VERY HEAVY INDUSTRIAL TOWN, LOTS OF (expletive) METAL HEADS, . . . GOD BLESS 'EM.
Q. As a drummer, would you agree with the perception that front men and lead guitarists usually get most of the groupies?
A. YES, PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE DRUM KIT . . . AS FAR AS GROUPIES GO, . . . THEY CAN HAVE 'EM.
Q. Would you consider running for office?
A. SURE. I'D RUN FOR PRESIDENT, THEY GET GROUPIES TOO, . . . THEY'RE CALLED INTERNS.
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Yea, that's metal humour... hahahahaha!!! And Mushroomhead Rocks Righteous!
Then in 2004 Waylon took over from J Mann.
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