maluness!

MALUNESS!!!

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Yesterday, Em called up asking if i wanted to watch the premier of Scary Movie 4. After much gelabahing, i decided what the hell, why not.

On to KLCC TGV:
Called up Em. Would put the mana-lu skit inside but its pretty mundane. Look for a guy in a bright yellow shirt. I looked. Hello?! Almost every other person is in a bright yellow shirt! It's an Astro event laa... I found Em giving random people some surveys. Said hi and made a quick scan around TGV. Nope, I definitely don't know anyone.

Told Em i had to go in early because of my leg situation (rioting laugh) and he said
"Don't worry lah, I'll carry you," Naturally, i scoffed and explained Newtons Law: The gravity thing with the weight and the fact that the only guy that i would let carry me around was (still is) my father. His turn to scoff...
"I'm strong!" He proclaims. "I've been going to the gym and seriously, I CAN carry you,"
After much eye rolling (i think if i didn't stop rolling my eyes it would eventually roll out) i said i'd think about it. He scurried off in search of things to do leaving me to my devices.

I, natually having this fear of bad-things-happening-when-someone-piggy-backs-you, decided to to take matters into my own hands so i walk towards one of the ticket booths and asked the guy behind the counter (nicely) if he could get someone to get me a wheelchair so i can shove throught the crowd without remorse. The asshole behind the counter pekak so i had to repeat it and then he said i had to talk to the guys behind the food bar. Blithering idiot. I didn't get to ask as Em cornered me and decided to go in (note that the crowd had already started rushing inside) after buying a coke.

Passed the guy who verified your ticket, He decides to carry me. My head screamed that this was a really, really bad idea but do you really stop to listen to yourself? No. So there i was being piggy backed by Em (Surprise, surprise! He could carry me!).
I asked him "Sure or not can carry or are you huffing just cos it's a macho thing?"

and he said (he was running by the way, running or walking really fast) "Of course *huffhuff* can *huffhuff* I'm strong see! *huffhuff* and also, i am macho! *huffhuff*"

and i said "Jeezus, i really should apolagise to your girlfriend when i see her, It's really weird to actually go throught this... Congratts! You're the first guy, other than my dad, to carry me around! Oh, and the coke is starting to spill,"

and the reply from him was 'as well you should," (pass his collegue) "She's handicapped, we're not going out," etcetera, etcetera and so fourth...

Moving On:
We reached cinema 8, where it was showing, and he dropped me inside. Much to my embarrasment, i couldn'd stabilise myself quick enouogh and we both fell. He fell on my leg (much later he joked "You're lucky i know how to distribute my weight, otherwise you'd be in much pain," lol!) and it didn't hurt. I was too mortified that i had so much attention on me. Partly because i was saying 'i'm okay' over and over again and partly because everyone started to stare. So, i looked at the first person i saw and ask him to assist me in standing. Hehehehe... cute guy helped me up... Em helped too. Mucho gratitude! Anyway, that was pretty much an interesting thing to happen on Movie Premier Night and I must say, Scary Movie kicks butt! I'm still laughing.

Here's the facial expressions that i went through...
: Hmm, okay, i'll see you at 8.
: Hey, there!
:Thanks for the invite...
:Gonna need some help geting through that crowd...
: Did you say carry?
:No way!! I'm heavy you know!!!
:You're not kidding...
:Please god, let no shit happen...
:Shit happened...
: I'm so embarrased!

Thanks Em for the lovely invite.