Condoleezza "Condi" Rice (National Security
Advisor)
George W. Bush
(We take you now to the Oval Office.)
-George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's
happening?
-Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new
leader of China.
-George: Great. Lay it on me.
-Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
-George: That's what I want to know.
-Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
-George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the
new
leader of China?
-Condi: Yes.
-George: I mean the fellow's name.
-Condi: Hu.
-George: The guy in China.
-Condi: Hu.
-George: The new leader of China.
-Condi: Hu.
-George: The Chinaman!
-Condi: Hu is leading China.
-George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
-Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
-George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading
China?
-Condi: That's the man's name.
-George: That's who's name?
-Condi: Yes.
-George: Will you or will you not tell me the name
of
the new leader of China?
-Condi: Yes, sir.
-George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I
thought
he was in the Middle East.
-Condi: That's correct.
-George: Then who is in China?
-Condi: Yes, sir.
-George: Yassir is in China?
-Condi: No, sir.
-George: Then who is?
-Condi: Yes, sir.
-George: Yassir?
-Condi: No, sir.
-George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of
the
new leader of China. Get me the Secretary
General
of the U.N. on the phone.
-Condi: Kofi?
-George: No, thanks.
-Condi: You want Kofi?
-George: No.
-Condi: You don't want Kofi.
-George: No. But now that you mention it, I could
use
a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
-Condi: Yes, sir.
-George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
-Condi: Kofi?
-George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
-Condi: And call who?
-George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
-Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
-George: Will you stay out of China?!
-Condi: Yes, sir.
-George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get
me
the guy at the U.N.
-Condi: Kofi.
-George: All right! With cream and two sugars.
Now
get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
-Condi: Rice, here.
-George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg
rolls,
too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in
China.
And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in
the
Middle East?
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