*throws colourful petals while singing* BUSH IS AN IDIOT~!

Condoleezza "Condi" Rice (National Security
Advisor)
George W. Bush

(We take you now to the Oval Office.)

-George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's
happening?

-Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new
leader of China.

-George: Great. Lay it on me.

-Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

-George: That's what I want to know.

-Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

-George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the
new
leader of China?

-Condi: Yes.

-George: I mean the fellow's name.

-Condi: Hu.

-George: The guy in China.

-Condi: Hu.

-George: The new leader of China.

-Condi: Hu.

-George: The Chinaman!

-Condi: Hu is leading China.

-George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

-Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

-George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading
China?

-Condi: That's the man's name.

-George: That's who's name?

-Condi: Yes.

-George: Will you or will you not tell me the name
of
the new leader of China?

-Condi: Yes, sir.

-George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I
thought
he was in the Middle East.

-Condi: That's correct.

-George: Then who is in China?

-Condi: Yes, sir.

-George: Yassir is in China?

-Condi: No, sir.

-George: Then who is?

-Condi: Yes, sir.

-George: Yassir?

-Condi: No, sir.

-George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of
the
new leader of China. Get me the Secretary
General
of the U.N. on the phone.

-Condi: Kofi?

-George: No, thanks.

-Condi: You want Kofi?

-George: No.

-Condi: You don't want Kofi.

-George: No. But now that you mention it, I could
use
a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

-Condi: Yes, sir.

-George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

-Condi: Kofi?

-George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

-Condi: And call who?

-George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

-Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

-George: Will you stay out of China?!

-Condi: Yes, sir.

-George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get
me
the guy at the U.N.

-Condi: Kofi.

-George: All right! With cream and two sugars.
Now
get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

-Condi: Rice, here.

-George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg
rolls,
too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in
China.
And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in
the
Middle East?

Plausible Instrumental Sweet Talk.

Enter my deep desire to go out with a guy who plays bass guitar... Just think about the bass guitar for a moment. Deep, dark, tuned to thrill... Hahaha... As with the guy playing it... depends... He could be a psycho-maniac with a tendency to shrill or Mr. tall-dark-and-handsome waiting to explore and thrill... I think, The latter full of yummy-tasty-goodness... GRRR.

Point being?
Well so far, i've been conducting a little look-around on bass gutarists and they're almost all the same species of male... Although most GUITARISTS are but point notwithstanding. Deep, Dark, almost always brooding, not very chatty, laid back, sarcastic, strong and always thinking about something... What i can't put a finger on. Wish i could though... Explore the male brain with a ice cream and some chocolate sauce. Hahaha... shhhhhh!

Guitarists are a sexy lot of instrument wielding people. Although the axe may play a part in the role. And possibly because most lead guitarists are also the vocals of a band... Sometimes you dont want to hear what the vocals have to say. It's all about the guitar riffs ,the menacing purr of the bass and the manic adrenaline of the drums. The vocals mostly have no say in Metal and Hard Rock bands, all they do is scream/shriek/yell alhough not necessarily in that order.

Here's a term describing the sound of a bass guitar... "a low growl"... sexy. I love the bass guitar and i would most definitely love the guy playing it.

Maha-tiu

It just occured to me how some people say Mahathir's name... "mahatiu"... think about it, 'maha' means great and 'tiu' well, it means fuck in one of the chinese dialects... so that makes him the "great fuck"? im not sure about that, you gotta ask his wife...

I just got back from makan at the club... something was wrong with the kerang... tasted funny... bleach! Oh and the kerang was in the Penang Kway Teow... been craving it for weeks! Oh and I'm craving for Kim Bab now... booooooooo!!! Damn Cravings.

My backyard looks so serene and peacefull its amazing. Think that if you were a pretty small bug, it would be a jungle out there... with birds, fish, other bigger bugs. Wait... maybe our beloved KL is just someones backyard and im a pretty big bug... Its nice being me sometimes...

I'm going out for a movie with Michelle next week. She just got back from UK... 10 week summer hols... and i got 2 weeks... damn... Anyways, anyone wanna tag along? I'm open for suggestions... and my old amigs! come back!!! Kayelle misses you!

Random yammering By Yours Trully. Gee this is one boring Saturday. CHEERS!

Radio Shtoinking and Curriculum Vitae's...

So Neena just informed me about a job lookout on the shtoinking... i meant deejaying of the radio kind for 8TV's radio station... Whaaaaaaaat? ate-tee-vih ada radio station? ye ke nih?

I'm serious, Neens wants CV''s of dedicated mouthers all over KL... (including me but lets not go there...) and the criteria? Funny, Smart, Loud, did i mention funny? oh and interesting and over 17 years of age... I PITY YOU MINORS...!!!

Eh, eh hows my redition of good morning malaysia...
"GOOD MOURNING MALAYSIA!!! WE MOURNING FOR THE LOSS OF SLEEP AND THE BEGINNING OF YET ANOTHER DRASTIC TRAFFIC JAM THAT THREATENS TO SUCK OUT ALL YOUR SANITY BY THE DAYS END! ON A HAPPIER NOTE... J-LO IS HAVING TWINS! BIG-BUTT IS GONNA HAVE 2 LITTLE MINI-BUTTS! THAT AFTER SOME SERIOUS SHTOINKING… BUT LET NOT GO THERE!! HERE’S THE NEW SINGLE I didn’t wanna play it BY SOME BLONDE I CANT SING MUCH BUT I HAVE HUGE BOOBS GIRL CALLED I LIKE DAISIES! ENJOY!"

P/S: My DJ name is funnyfart... curtesy of Neens and go check out the radio station (95.8)

Batman: The Beginning...

Actually, i watched this last saturday... i just forgot to tell all the little people... I SHALL PUT IT NEXT TO STARWARS (Starwars is still numero uno) ON THE MOVIE BESTS...(Which makes it numero dos on the charts)

Aaaaaand... nothing beats Ice Age on the cartoons... cept maybe Shrek one and two... but they're number 2 and madagascar closing in at number 3.

So then today, i went to check out Nottingham University. First, i went to the one in Jalan Conlay to do the talking thing with the head of Pharmacy (Mr. Steven) and the coordinator dude (Mr. Paul). Theyre 2 very cool britons! Mr. Steven has 5 sons... I bet his wife's exhausted... the poor dear... and they're all around one year apart! Damn...

After that (which was like 3:30pm), we moved on to check out the Nottingham University Campus in Semenyih... i was like whoa! Freedom!! I can taste thee!!! narhar! But A'Levels peeked out around the corner and yelled ner ner ner ne ner ner! You gotta go through me first!!! Mwaahahahahaha!!

Damn that! But, with the correct grades, I shall be in in 2006~! They joy! Now to rebuild the legion of doom and bring fourth the Student Council as my own. Mwaaaaaaahahahaha!!!

Canelloni... Yummy Tasty Goodness!

Buuuuuuuuut, that has got nothing to do with todays blog... Well, actually only a little bit of it does. Mom made me make food again... specific instructions my shiny brown butt! This time though, I happily made it...

Anyways, It tastes bloody good! And the last time i made canelloni was what? 3 billion years ago? jee, this entry is starting to be more of a canelloni thing isnt it?

Moving on! I found an interesting display pic note: Come to the dark side, We have cookies
I laughed so hard... and am slightly grinning still... and my internet is going slightly haywire... oh so slightly haywire.

Insult Of The Day: (Taken from Foamy) If you're a fat bastard, FINE, be a fat bastard. If you're an anorexic jackass with thyroid problems, fine, BE A TWIG!

P/S: I'll put the "Insult Of The Day" gig when i actually come up with or hear of something good enough to impart with... thanks for minding your french douchebags.

Insult Of The Day: The Addition...

Alex hungry , Alex eat!!!!!! That's what my brother keeps quoting after watching Madagascar...But we're here to talk about my latest addition to the bloggie must... *sound effects please!*

Presenting The heavyweight title champion of the spitting, heart-breaking and gut wrenching kind... THE INSULT OF THE DAY! *applaud or appalled faces, your choice*

And for the first insult of the day:

"Your a sad excuse for a social leper... wake up and smell the flowers and push your head into the dog shit while your at it,"

Yours trully,
The demandingly innocent Phat.

P/S: Dont be an asshole about it wouldja?

Crita Hantu Comedy...

First of all, you may start laughing now. I made my own ghost flick!

Starring...

Nafisah Ghost/Co-scriptwriter
Ariff Screaming Kid #1
Ilyas Screaming Kid #2

ME Producer/Director/Co-scriptwriter

... farken good one two and last about less than 2 minutes... waaaaaaaah! so terrer one liao! Lots of screaming and hantu jepun... you know the ones with long hair and umm long white gown thingy? But forgetting the stereotype, i made a new ghost. She has semi-long hair (still black but nevermind) and donned a light blue kaftan and she's not jepun, she's malaysian ! Lol!!!

you can watch it... but you gotta have a QUICKTIME PLAYER plug-in... oherwise you can't watch it... windows media doesnt support 3gp... Booooo! thats what i thought!!! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Hope you had a good laugh watching it!

This Is What You Can Call Retarded...

So this was what happened when the guys have nothing better to do... i think its absolutely hilarious that they could do the geek dance... talk about a typical non-brainer communion! And thanks to Ed for being such a bad cameraman...
i.e: Man your camera sux.

Games Carnival @ RSGC...

Okay... It was by far the lamest excuse of a carnival I have ever had... talk about retarded...! but we had fun~!


Let us drink pool water!!! Eww... GARHARHARHAR!!!


Snotty Kids...


MORE Snotty kids...


Zita!


Yunnie!


Pose!


AND TOGETHER... we will win...


zuri's inflatable boobies...! kidding! Ngarh~!


ME! and shuddup... i just woke up...


Zaim doing the spittle thang!


Roobs doing the spittle thang!



team captains together? ITS A CONSPIRACY!


Team Captains Zi, Yun and Zur...


Zuri, Naf and Zita in the inflatable funhouse


whatthehellis Naf doing there? Takut ke?


Zita and Aiman


sisters in funhouse...

Cheers! and we'll do better next year... i hope...
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Add on:
Here's the picture I've promised you people... i finally got it from Jing... feuh~! The long wait is over...


This is why you must never give Roobs a camera... ngorh... nice piccy gone wrong... WHY!!! WHY!!! Must teach him the art of picture taking... silly Roobs. Silly!!!

And i went to watch Mr. And Mrs. Smith today... ill give it a four out of five because of the sucky undertaste ending... BOO TO SUCKY UNDERTASTES!

Death Giggles At you...

Here, here!

No, i meant... HERE! Okay enough with the staring gig...

Eryn is now linked... and that stalker is a lame-ass loser with halitosis and a bacterial problem in his rectum...

Anyways... i just found out that Neena is was my senior in SSIKL... amazingly, I'ts such a small world... i was like, whoa! And we have a tendency to skip math class... FINALLY! Someone who understands my delimma... Mr. Tahn might be good for everyone else but not me dammit!

So like, I changed the surface of my blog... and so i thought its absolutely adorable! Death, how cute... how quaint... and how HE SO DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THE "BLIND" PUNYE DEATH! And for those who dont know, Blind is a skate brand. But surf brands still rock my world... like Mambo... mahal as hell but has damn chun board shorts... Now looking for Billabong...

Anyways, this had been an interesting day... will go out for a party later... and hopefully will meet Nita cos its her birthday today... and tomorrow is Nina's birthday... wow... thank god they dont have time to hang... otherwise i have to buy lots and lots of prezzies... feuh~!

Yay to all my seniors for finishing their AS and A2 exams... cheers and much love from Phat aka Shah aka Ai (and not artificial intelligence either... what do i look like...? A blonde?! NO!)

End~!

Deep Thought And Murder Mayhem...

I've been thinkin there has to be a reason for my being like this. You cant just come into this godforsaken world as an incomplete individual, there has to be a reason... My guess is that if i were complete I'd be very, very dangerous.

Recap: Smart mouthed, quite arrogant, lackadaisical at times, youthful spirit, loud demenour ill let everyone esle fill this in for you...

so like... im bored thank you and this post is to be continued...

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DAMN YOU PEOPLE OF THE WORLD!