There's something about the American (North) media portrayal of evil people loving classical music or playing classical music moments before the hero decides to pop by -- Okay, maybe not just North American media. I love classical music but I'm not predisposed to bad-ass villainy, nor am I particularly evil. I do enjoy a few evil munchies once in a while like cakes and ice-cream... Supposedly evil because the media says it makes you fat. I do also have a few minions. But in my defence, I love them and care for them and give them adorable pet names.

I listen to classical because it's lovely and tends to screw around with my feelings and heart rhythms because that's how bad-ass classical music is. Granted, I do have more than my fair share of epic bad-assery in my blood thanks to the parental units and heritage. I have to admit, I'm pretty bad-ass. Bad-ass. Bad. Ass.

I'm hungry.