This post is for 'seemingly irrelevant bunch of phrases'...

Need something to blow me out of the water.
The sky is dark... Was dark.
My tummy feels like rain.
I blew an ant and it swore at me.
"I think I broke my G-string," said the guitar man.
Come back here you incoherent fly!
Good day to you, May your elderberries be in bloom.

Now then, on to more serious business?
There are no serious businesses.
Ha-ha.