Like spider silk, the string that holds myself together is strong though it is wearing thin.

I hope it never severs. That would suck righteous.

Call the G-man, I need to review my contract.

Me: Do your work

Other me: lazy la...

Other other me: yea... there's locusts on the telly!

Me: What's that got to do with anything?

Other other me: Carbon-based plagues are always up there with viral infections.

Other me: *high5's other other me*

Me: Oy...