Be forewarned that this set of talkies is not child-safe nor is it prude-safe.

Also keep in mind that this is categorised under NONSENSE CONTESTS so it will inevitably be drivvel.

And naturally, some bits have been omitted to make you:

a) confused

b) go out of loop

c) read without all the redundancies

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Pansy Bird:

*the science of jacking off

*lol

I:

*hey there's a disscov progrram called the science of sex yannoe

*is interesting

*hahaha

*i wonder if there's any jahb called a sexologist

*fornicatorologist

*hahaha

Pansy Bird:

*ahahaha

*oralogist

I:

*fuckology 101

Pansy Bird:

*professor fuck-alot

I:

*professor virginia fellatio

Pansy Bird:

*PHD

*pure hard dick

I:

*awesome

*i didnt think of that

*hahaha

Pansy Bird:

*lol

*professor virginia fellatio PHD

I:

*write it as your nickname

*hahaha

Pansy Bird:

*ahhaahahahahahahahaha

I:

*Prof. Virginia Fellati PhD

Pansy Bird:

*ahh

I:

*just to cover up abit

Pansy Bird:

*DAR Comics

I:

*hmmmmmmm?

*oh yeaaaaa

*whats the dude's name?

*fella...

Pansy Bird:

*fellati sumthing

I:

*use that one

*XD 

*now for guy names

*Dr. Heywood Jablowmay

Pansy Bird:

*Dr. Woody Thrust

I:

*Dr. Orome Nao

Pansy Bird:

*LOL

*thats an asian

*Dr. Sak Mee Dip

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Can't say I didn't warn ya.