I'm crushing on Tastybum* at Hajime.

He looks like an awesome guy.

So I did half of my assignmnet 3 for M&F, now alls I haves to do is find a nice folder

The Car Apartment

Whoa... Just, whoaaa...

We knew car lifts exist but who'd a thunk that people wanted the car to come upstairs as well...

XD

Be forewarned that this set of talkies is not child-safe nor is it prude-safe.

Also keep in mind that this is categorised under NONSENSE CONTESTS so it will inevitably be drivvel.

And naturally, some bits have been omitted to make you:

a) confused

b) go out of loop

c) read without all the redundancies

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Pansy Bird:

*the science of jacking off

*lol

I:

*hey there's a disscov progrram called the science of sex yannoe

*is interesting

*hahaha

*i wonder if there's any jahb called a sexologist

*fornicatorologist

*hahaha

Pansy Bird:

*ahahaha

*oralogist

I:

*fuckology 101

Pansy Bird:

*professor fuck-alot

I:

*professor virginia fellatio

Pansy Bird:

*PHD

*pure hard dick

I:

*awesome

*i didnt think of that

*hahaha

Pansy Bird:

*lol

*professor virginia fellatio PHD

I:

*write it as your nickname

*hahaha

Pansy Bird:

*ahhaahahahahahahahaha

I:

*Prof. Virginia Fellati PhD

Pansy Bird:

*ahh

I:

*just to cover up abit

Pansy Bird:

*DAR Comics

I:

*hmmmmmmm?

*oh yeaaaaa

*whats the dude's name?

*fella...

Pansy Bird:

*fellati sumthing

I:

*use that one

*XD 

*now for guy names

*Dr. Heywood Jablowmay

Pansy Bird:

*Dr. Woody Thrust

I:

*Dr. Orome Nao

Pansy Bird:

*LOL

*thats an asian

*Dr. Sak Mee Dip

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Can't say I didn't warn ya.

Douchey: 

*poopie, i wants to go sleepeh now

*early class tomorrow

*nitey nite batman!

I:

*im poopie now?

*k douchey, luv ya

Douchey:

*no ur batman now

*luv ya right back!

I:

*k ribbon

Douchey:

*hehe flatman n ribbon

*aite ciao

I:

*lol nitenite

Next month will be toiletries buying month.

As well as contact lens stuff buying month...

This time One eye will be a different colour. Ngaha.

Either green or blue-green.

Yay for contact lenses.

I feel like Cake's Hem of Your Garment.

Cik Amoral.

Another meme because I dont feel like colouring yet. hahaha...
Instructions:
Name 20 people you can think of at the top of your head.

1. Junes

2. Danny

3. Amir

4. Emir

5. Zita

6. naf

7. Na Toods

8. Douchey

9. Neyns

10. Mo

11. Michelle

12. Skirt

13. Sara

14. Hyun Kyung

15. Shrav

16. Huzzy

17. Min Chiee

18. May Lee

19. Tesh

20. Shar

Questions:

1. how did you meet 14?
- She and I were in the same classes back in high school

2. what would you do if you had never met no1?
I wouldn't have met 3 and I wouldn't have known that she knows 4

3. what would you do if 20 and 9 dated you?
HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH for 20. Cos 20 is dating the most awesome woman EVARR. And 9 doesn't roll that way no matter how awesome she is :D

4. would 6 and 17 make a good couple?
hahah nooooooooooo...

5. describe no. 3.
Pansy Bird will have his hard drive raped by me.

6. do you think no 8 is attractive?
Hey, douchey, you're like so sexy kan?

7. Tell me something about no 7.
She's studying in India and I miss her.

8. Do you know anything about no 12's family?
Nope. I know she has a brother though...

9. What is no 8's favourite?
Random shit.

10. What would you do if 11 confess that he/she likes you?
hahahaha... it won't happen cos she's dating like THE best guys evarr.

11. What language does 15 speak?
Indian and English

12. Who is 9 going out with?
Some dude...

13. How old is 16 now?
22 :D

14. When was the last time you talked to 13?
It's been quite a while actually... I should go bug her on facebook.

15. Who is no2's favourite singer?
Bob MARLEYYYYYYY... hahah... I'm not sure atchally.

16. Would you date no 4?
Like CHYEAAAA.... kan ems? kan kan?

17. Would you date 7?
No. she will make me tell her mah sekrets. cannot. She called me Gila.

18. Is 18 single?
Nope. currently attached and in bliss.

19. What's 10's last name?
Niza. hahahaha hohohohoh...

20. Would you ever consider being in a relationship with 11?
Eh it would be kinda cool... but I think its wrong.

21. What school does 3 go to?
Some godforsaken place in Melacca.

22. Where does 6 live?
In my house.

23. What's your favourite thing about no 5?
She's so blur but she's oh so stylish. :D

Nama saya Gila Kerazzeh.

Terima kasih for the name Na Toods and Douchey, I love you both.

I'm gonna leech of Pansy Bird's Musical library bruahahaha...

I also should learn to archive my nonsense contests more often. It's just too funny to reread.

I bought four hundred shmecks worth of ID picture books.

I feel like a dirty little book whore.

hahahahaha...

Assignment schmesignments. BAH!

Props to Amir*cough*PANSY*cough* for being so awesome with the imparting of knowledge.

i squee now.

Zaty had me stumble onto SecretZen and I'm hooked.

There's so many truths and they all scare me.

totally raped my artline 0.2 ...

nowihavetobuyanewone!

*facepalm palmface*

Oh yea,

I forgot to mention that the birthday stuff-yer-face session is now on SUNDAY the 19th di rumah seberang tasik round lunchish.

Your prerogative on the time of lunch for food will be served round 1.

I'm taking dessert requests because I have no idea what to make for the sweet teethed peoples.

Gutten tag mein lavalee chunky bottoms. I return to the heinous land of blogging and raaaaandom brainfarts.

*goes to plurk*

That was refreshing.

I found me new games to play,

New 3D softwares to sample,

And new bands to listen to.

Number of movies to watch is to a bare minimum.

Stock exchange going down,

Cheese and crackers at an all time low and a tank and a glass half empty.

Oh, look, your boss is screaming like a cheesemonkey!

How exciting.

This barrage or random was brought to you by WTflakes.

Have a nice day.

:D

At last the laptop returns from the land of half-dead and I can blog.

Blog for today?

I'm sleepy.

*snore*

Updates on the BBQ info:

Sunday late lunch, round evening-ish.

Food?

I haven't really thought past potato salad and pieces of meats on the barbe yet.
M'thinkin of a bell peppers and leek antipasti?

List of invitees:
Whole family
+
Na
Mo
Kim
Michelle Cheam
May Lee
Danny
Junes
Kyn
Liza
dll. to be updated soonish.

Gotta finish up 3 drawings by noon tomorrow.

Sounds like a poon-day. hahahaahhahah...

So the mothercreature just said that Saturday the 18th is a no go cos she wont be around to keypo.

Another barbeque to celebrate my 22nd?

I actually like growing old even if I'm that much older to being 6 feet under, as morbid as that may be.

Woooooooooo, I'm turning twenty-twooooooooooo...

But my otak masih lekat di dunia tak betul.

Sigh... It's time to write up the guest list and food list... Yes, I'll be cooking.

Those who can answer the questions below are automatically invited, answers will be the sekret password. hahahaha

1. Do I adore you to a certain extent? How?

2. What's my number one ambition even if the likeliness of fulfillment is zero to none?

3. Do you likes mah cookinz?

4. How much wood can a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood?

Remember ,kids, there's no wrong answer.

Only an 'ACCESS DENIED' to free delicious food.

Details thus far:

- 18th April, Saturday.

- Malam, your prerogative oowards the meaning of 'malam'. Tak main pukul 3 pagi ye?

- BBQ, potluck 

post-script:

Our new prime rib-roast with pink titties gives speeches that would make insomniacs go into R.E.M.