Relationships - are baseless
Your Last Ex - wasn't really even an ex
Power - corrupts absolutely
Food - is just AWESOME!
Drugs - suck
The President - Obama rules
War - started by Zionists is ludicrous.
Cars - consume petrol
Gas Prices - are rising
Halloween - makes for fun make-up
Religion - is an opiate
Politics - can kiss my ass
Myspace - is polluted with scene-kids
Worst Fear - The mothercreature
Marriage - is not in my cards
Sex - Yes, please
Fashion - wastes valuable time and money
Brunettes - are hot
Redheads - women are even hotter!
Football - I have football ambivalence
Animals - make me think of PETA
Vanilla Ice - is so wrong...
Porta Potties - are disgusting but a necessity.
Pajamas - bananas...
So evidently I have nothing to do today.
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