Bold the statements that are true to you. Italicize the statements that you wish are true. Leave the Fibs alone.

I miss somebody right now.
I don't watch TV these days.
I own lots of books.
I wear glasses or contact lenses.
I love to play video games.
I've tried marijuana.
I have been in a threesome.
I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
I curse sometimes.
I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
I'm totally smart.
I've broken someone's bones.
I'm paranoid sometimes.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I need money right now.
I love sushi.
I talk really, really fast.
I have long hair.
I have lost money in Las Vegas.
I have at least one sibling.
I have worn fake eyelashes in the past.
I couldn't survive without Caller I. D
I like the way I look.
I am usually pessimistic. I have a lot of mood swings.
I have a hidden talent.
I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
I have a lot of friends.
I am currently single.
I have pecked someone of the same sex.
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
I love to shop.
I enjoy window shopping.
I would rather shop then eat.
I don't hate anyone. I dislike them.
I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
I have a cell phone.

I believe in God.
I watch MTV on a daily basis.
I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
I've rejected someone before.
I have no idea what i want to do for the rest of my life.
I want to have children in the future.
I have changed a diaper before.
I've called the cops on a friend before.
I'm not allergic to anything.
I have a lot to learn.
I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.
I am shy around the opposite sex.
I have tried alcohol before.
I own the "South Park" movie.
I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
I watch Spongebob Squarepants and i like it.
I have dated a close friends's ex.
I am happy at this moment!
I'm obsessed with guys
I study for tests most of the time.
I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
I can work on a car.
I love my job.
I am comfortable with who I am right now.
I have more than just my ears pierced.
I walk barefoot wherever i can.
I have jumped off a bridge.
I love sea turtles.
I spend ridiculous money on makeup.
I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
I'm proficient in a musical instrument.
I worked at McDonald's restaurant.
I hate office jobs.
I love sci-fi movies.
I think water rules.
I went to college out of state.
I like sausages.
I love kisses.
I fall for the worst people.
I adore bright colours.
I can't live without black eyeliner.
I don't know why the hell i just did this stupid thing.
I usually like covers better than originals.
I can pick up things with my toes.
I can't whistle.
I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes slither.
I have ridden a horse.
I still have every journal I've ever written in.
I can't stick to a diet.
I talk in my sleep.
I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
I have jazz in my blood.
I wear a toe ring.
I have a tattoo.
I can't stand at LEAST one person that i study with.
I am a caffeine junkie.
I have been to over 15 conventions.
I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
I'm an artist.
I only clean my room when necessary.
I love being happy.
I am an adrenaline junkie.

Guess that makes me full of WIN ya?

Hung out with Momo today.

Now listening to Boris The Spider by the Who.

(Disturbed is a band btw. Shar and Mich got me the latest album while they were in Swiss. lovelovelovelovelove. Okay, enough love.)

My drawings are skitchy.

I make skitchy cool.

Skitchy is cool now.

Skitchy's quite sketchy and not so kitschy.

Oh, God. Am I kitschy???

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

All you homebags out there...

I love youuuu! 

*sob*

D:

Emo-sha strikes again! Emo-sha must draw comics...

XD

Gotta love Sinfest.

Props to Tatsuya Ishida

XD

Because you cant copy whole works, it's not fair to the artist.

Click HERE to expand the teaser below.

:D 

"Exercises initiative in overcoming obstacles and difficulties. Either holds, or wishes to achieve, a position of authority in which control can be exerted over events."

Apparently this is my state of mind now.

Deduced after a colour test...

Okay.

I drew a cartoon self portrait of me.

:D

Comic HAIL!
Trudy Copper and Danny Murphy

Anyway, no Nil's not fibbing.

Go to Platinum Grit to know what she's talking about.
WHEN'S ISSUE 19 COMING OUT?!!!

Oh, and does anyone know how to compile a bunch of photos a'la PlatinumGrit style so I can post up the intro pages for Sk8?

I've finally finished it... haha. hail Holidays and procrastination!

more animals

MELTINGGGG pot of cultures. That's Malaysia. Also melting pot of stupid. Yes, loads of those.

Earlier I had posted a continuation of a story that was supposed to be posted on Project Aries so I simply moved it to it's original place. Go to the linked thing to have a read then. My brainfarts have been random.

Since tomorrow is Chinese New Year or the Lunar New Year, I'd like to wish everyone I know and love, or loved, or even hate - yes, the strong word emerges! - a Happy CNY! May you depart and arrive safely to the locale of your choice and return as safely as you left! May you receive lots and lots of angpao and spend it quickly, or leave it to rot with the economy in  the bank! May you pig out irrationally and come back whining about how much weight you've gained! May you feel like killing your vapid and inane relatives and end up not doing so because you have so much more to live for even if they don't! May you - bla bla bla bla blahdi bla bla so that blabla blah bla bla blee bla bley bla bla AND bla bla bla blableyblahblahdiblahabla.

And to those vehemently insistant on the fact that they don't celebrate CNY please keep your mouth shut and enjoy the happy shiney while it lasts. As a member of a human race we really don't care that you're not Chinese and don't celebrate the Lunar New Year. Hells, I'm not a Cauc yet the whole world celebrates the Gregorian one. Give me a break people! Keep your hypocrisy to yourself okai?!

Lots of love, hugs and kisses and so on,

Queen of the Universe, Lord of all.

p/s: I have twitter now! So you're all somewhat excused from reading brainfarts as posts. Somewhat. Unless brainfarts needs to be expanded upon.

This was on Tati's blog and I found it fit to spread around. It's a gorgeous idea by UNICEF Malaysia and +Wondermilk.

Go HERE for the full scoop.

Thanks Tati sayang.

I has the bored. Stole this off Zaty.

***

The last compliment you received?

*Silence of happy people eating my cooking*

Lama ago babiii!!! Yes, I rarely get compliments.

What was the first thing you did this morning?

Took a piss.

A full bladder threatening to relieve itself a'la when you were 5 years old

Vs.

Going back to sleep to continue dreaming that Sci-Fi dream you had with some hot people... Bladder stands triumphant as I made my way, quickly, to the loo.

Who was the last person to call you?

Wilsoooooon... interrupting my cartoon time. meh...

Hows your heart been lately?

Heart's been well, considering I'm but 21. No palpitations, no skipping beats, no fibrillations...

Oh, you mean THAAT? We have no mention of *that*.

Why aren't you in bed?

Because it's 1:30 in the afternoon.

Last person you went out to dinner with?

Whole family, mom's side. Was most scary.

Did you ever see the movie Pearl Harbor?

Can't give a shit.

What size bed do you have?

It's a "me" sized bed.

Do you ever buy the same shirt in different colors?

Yes... hahaha...

Do you plan your outfits out the day before?

Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. It really depends on what I have the next day.

How many hours of sleep did you get last night?

Enough.

Today, would you rather go back a week or go forward a week?

Stay as is. Until I finish the 'House of George'...

How long does it take to get to work/ school?

10 minutes give or take traffic woes.

Last place you went out to dinner at?

Grammas house

Ever made out on a rooftop?

Tak... sedih kan?

What was the highlight of your week?

Imagining making out of rooftops...

I joke. It's actually the Sci-Fi sexy dream I just had...

I joke again. Really, it's winning first place when you planned out the whole thing expecting to not even make the win list.

Do you like the Jonas brothers?

Do you like having your nails pulled out with a pair of pliers?

Are your nails painted?

No, I honestly can't be bothered.

Do you believe in God?

Have you danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight? Yes I do. But not so organised religion.

Do you download music?

Are you a ferret?

Are colored contact lenses sexy?

Not particularly.

What was the last movie you watched?

'Don't be a Menace to South Central while Drinking Juice In The Hood'

Dumbest movie EVARR.

Where was the last place you went besides your house?

Jalan Duta

Have you ever fired a gun?

If A BB-Gun counts then yes, I have.

Has anyone ever said you looked like a celeb?

No.

What celeb do you look like?

Your MOM!

Ever been in a cop car?

Noope...

Would you rather your S.O. have gorgeous eyes or a gorgeous smile ?

Gorgeous smiley eyes. Yes, definitely gorgeous smiley eyes!

Whose car did you last drive ?

I don't driiiiive...

Do you have a best friend?

I have plenty of trusted, worthy, completely off their mental casbah friends!

Do you chew with your mouth open or closed?

Closed. Table etiquette bitches!

Do you normally say "cute" or "hot" ?

haaaaaawt... hahahahahahaha...

Are your eyes the same color as your mom's or dad's?

Both... They both have brown eyes. I've never been bothered to peer deep into their eyes before. Most often then not it's just a stare and a "Can I have some money?"

Is there a difference between love and in love?

Let's we put it this way:

Jesus loves you but he's not IN-love with you.

How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

The ones I will never go to bed with.

Can you recall the last time you really liked someone a lot?

Nope. I never did like anyone too much.

Just enough not to fully trust them.

Do you think age matters in relationships?

YESH!

Do you have good eye sight ?

Noh. I wear glasses or contacts when I'm not alseep.

If someone went through your pictures, would they find a "bad" one?

YES!

Do you think you’ll be married in 10 years ?

NO!

How easy would it be to get over the person you currently like?

I don't currently like anyone...

I went to the Jabatan Kebajikan Masyarakat website today and discovered that:
1) Though they had updated it recently
2) it still sucked massive cock when it comes too divulging information.

Soooooo, as par my being typical me I wrote a comment saying"

"Please put a little bit more information in your tab on the OKU (in English) I find there's nothing helpful whatsoever in the aforementioned page especially with respect to acquiring vehicles and driving licenses.

With all due respect to your extremely hardworking employees at the ministry. I'm sure they're trying really hard to play a fair bit of ping-pong with scrunched up bits of paper and trying to better themselves at Solitaire., I find the lack of information a biting show of ambivalence."

And I left my name and e-mail to see if they had the guts to reply. Prepare for an onslaught of critique of workmanship oh people of the ministry for I am not afraid of silly little cells and police brutality... Silly ministry pig-dogs! I fart in your general direction!!! Shoo, shoo or I shall throw you the Holy hand grenade of Antioch... AFTER I count to 3.

Yes, I am still pissed off with the mothercreature not allowing me to drive car. Goddamnit!

nudder meme... I say, you say thing.

Relationships - are baseless

Your Last Ex - wasn't really even an ex

Power - corrupts absolutely

Food - is just AWESOME!

Drugs - suck

The President - Obama rules

War - started by Zionists is ludicrous.

Cars - consume petrol

Gas Prices - are rising

Halloween - makes for fun make-up

Religion - is an opiate

Politics - can kiss my ass

Myspace - is polluted with scene-kids

Worst Fear - The mothercreature

Marriage - is not in my cards

Sex - Yes, please

Fashion - wastes valuable time and money

Brunettes - are hot

Redheads - women are even hotter!

Football - I have football ambivalence

Animals - make me think of PETA

Vanilla Ice - is so wrong...

Porta Potties - are disgusting but a necessity.

Pajamas - bananas...

So evidently I have nothing to do today.

Key, kids!

I'm back.

God somewhat dislikes me when it comes to boys. Evident in my dating CV. No, I don't have it with me, please dont ask for it.