My sentience began at the age of 15.
Prior to that, I had the herd mentality.
Goaded into different schools of thought.
Harassed into a mass of useless existance.
It's a sad thought to know that you had used less than the average of 10% of your brain mass before you realised that the herd is more often than always wrong.
But it also carries a distinctive joy to know that once upon a time in your life, true love was in a packet of mee goreng during break time or a delicious ice-cream cone after school hours.
On to the funny-funny-happy-happy.
Met up with Mo today and before getting picked up from Great Eastern Mall enjoyed the lovely wailings of a horny cat. His/Her meows were thus translated to proper english by the both of us for the local coffee-enthused populace:
SEEEEEEEEEEEEX... I WANT SEX NOOOOOOOW... NOOOOOOOOOOW... PLEAAAAAAASE YOUHAVENOIDEAHOWANNOYINGTHISIS... GIVE ME SEEEEEEEEEEEEEX PLEAAAAAAAASE... SEXMENOWWWWW... GAWWWWD THIS IS AWEFULL! MY KITTY PARTS ARE DYING PLEASE SEX NOW? HOW BOUT NOW? NOW? NOW? NOOOOOOOOOOOOW?? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!
Also, why is it everytime I go out I have to meet on average of 2 rellies? Today at GE was AngahNad, SuElin, Osman's dad and WanMek. Are you people spying on me?!?!
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