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Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's CRUNCH TIME~!
Yes, for the third time already shut-up.



And for things to look forward to:



I shall return to blogging after the first countdown and commence with the happy-happy-fun-times. :D

Love,
Sha

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Real name:
Aishah Roose

Nickname:
Sha

Male/Female:
Femme.

Married:
I suppose I'm married to the thought of NOT getting married. XD

High school:
Mutiara International Grammar School

College:
Cempaka College Cheras (a.k.a hell)

Short or long hair:
ATM Long.

Are u a healthy freak:
NOOOOOO...

Height:
Good height for armrests, 5 foot nothing. Pffts and Pshws.

Do u have a crush on someone?:
not since I last checked... :D
Celebrity crushes don't count.

Do u like yourself:
Yes! I'm a self-enthusiast.

Piercings:
I WANT MOARRRR!!!

Righty or Lefty:
Kanan-y.

FIRST

Surgery:
Biopsy on my thigh and arm at the age of 4.

Piercing:
It was peer pressure at age 12 or something that late. or was it age 10... I want pretty-pretty spike lodged in my ear too!!!

Person you see in the morning:
My maid since I make a bee-line to the kitchen post-shower.

Award:
I can't remember. Honest!

Sport you join:
Kacang Eating contest in kindy because I was never a sports person. I was, and still is, an eating person.

Pet:
My cat Tom, we (I) lack imagination for naming animals.

Vacation:
I have a feeling it was at some really nice beach... but I can't remember.

Concert:
7 Collar T-Shirt. I approve!

First crush:
TAK INGAAAAAAAAT!!! Would've been hella funny if I did though...


CURRENTLY

Eating:
Angin. Just had dinner can't be arsed for desserts

Drinking:
Angin also... my perut dah gelembung from water...

I'm about to:
Buka buku and do a paper on Privity. Yes, life is that sad at the moment.


YOUR FUTURE

Want kids:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

Want to get married:
ATM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

Careers in mind:
Try to take over the worlddd... *a'la Pinky and the Brain*

Which is better? Lips or eyes?:
Lips are totally yummy. mmmmmmm... grrgrr...

Hugs or kisses:
HUGSSS!!! which reminds me. GIMME SOME NOW! I NEEDS TEH HUGS!

Romantic or spontaneous:
Half-and-half! but i'd pick spontaneous cos I'm not big on the mush.

Sensitive or loud:
LOUD LOUD GRAAAAAAARG!!!

Troublemaker or hesitant?:
what are we talking about? I'm hesitant when I'm in definite trouble.


HAVE YOU EVER

Kissed a stranger?
yeeeeessssssss... I think... XD

Drank bubbles:
yesh. CO2 in soft drinks count. Made me burp like no tomorrow once too. It was funny.


Lost glasses/contacts:
Yes, and by the time I found my contacts it had shrivelled up. Thankfully I was at home and had extras for days like those.

Ran away from home:
Nope. Couldn't see the point.

Liked someone younger:
Got larr...

Liked someone older:
Also got larr...

Broke someone's heart:
I don't know seriously but I hope not. It would leave me guilt-stricken.

Been arrested:
Yes... but I'm not telling why. FOR SHAAAAAAAME!!!

Cried when someone died:
My grandad's funeral... Omuguh gila sedihness! :'(


DO YOU BELIEVE IN

Yourself:
Depends on what exactly I'm doing. If it were committing suicide then no, I don't believe I'd do that but if it were say going on a plan for skydiving then yes, I do so believe in myself.

Miracles:
No. I have yet to witness a true miracle as defined by me.

Santa Claus:
Fat guy in a red suit breaking and entering to deposit illegally imported toys made under the pretext of elves, who are really child-slave-labourers from asianic countries, which probably makes children and parents high with joy the next day because in an attempt to mask his entry sprayed throughout the house a fine mist of aerosol drugs? Mebbeh... It's more believable then a working government.

Magic:
No.

True Love/Love at first sight:
No/No.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY

Is there someone you want to be with right now?:
I would like to be with Sharil and Michelle in Swiss. They sent me a postcard which made me go 'awwwwww' and then 'BASTARDS!' and then 'awwwwww' again. Thus is the rollercoaster of my verbal expertise.

-END-

I tag everyone who reads. MWAHAHAHA... habiskan masa anda dengan kerje bodoh, yay!

when in doubt

I sample music.
You don't really need an otak to do it, all you need is Google and basic interests in genre and you're set to go.

Saturday, 12th April 2008
Went to the dentist.
We (Danny, Sid, Hendy, and I) surprised JuJu with a trip to Genting.
Juju nicknamed Sid and Hendy...
Sid: Vajayjay
Hendy: Hendiqua or Didi

EPIC FAIL is Siddy as co-pilot cos he fell asleep.
All in all, the company was worth the trip.

Should I be able to lol-coincidence at this?
Sara and Shrav's song.

They don't know each other by the way.

K-la, faham-faham je lah, I'm bored and nak gi tido.

P/S
Why must one be reminded of something when one clearly doesn't want to be? It's annoying at best. What's worse is that I don't really know how to feel about it.
Stupok gambar.

bitchfit

My sentience began at the age of 15.
Prior to that, I had the herd mentality.
Goaded into different schools of thought.
Harassed into a mass of useless existance.
It's a sad thought to know that you had used less than the average of 10% of your brain mass before you realised that the herd is more often than always wrong.
But it also carries a distinctive joy to know that once upon a time in your life, true love was in a packet of mee goreng during break time or a delicious ice-cream cone after school hours.

On to the funny-funny-happy-happy.

Met up with Mo today and before getting picked up from Great Eastern Mall enjoyed the lovely wailings of a horny cat. His/Her meows were thus translated to proper english by the both of us for the local coffee-enthused populace:

SEEEEEEEEEEEEX... I WANT SEX NOOOOOOOW... NOOOOOOOOOOW... PLEAAAAAAASE YOUHAVENOIDEAHOWANNOYINGTHISIS... GIVE ME SEEEEEEEEEEEEEX PLEAAAAAAAASE... SEXMENOWWWWW... GAWWWWD THIS IS AWEFULL! MY KITTY PARTS ARE DYING PLEASE SEX NOW? HOW BOUT NOW? NOW? NOW? NOOOOOOOOOOOOW?? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!

Also, why is it everytime I go out I have to meet on average of 2 rellies? Today at GE was AngahNad, SuElin, Osman's dad and WanMek. Are you people spying on me?!?!

blast from the past/subtext

We'll start with a flashback.
I gave Yuli this card I made myself for his birthday back in 6th Grade I think...
Oh, well...
I'm pretty sure I was smoked up or something cos this is gila random!

They are in order so read them as it is.

:D

I'm so proud of myself at age 12.

Now on to 'Subtexts'

Reading between the lines isn't really that hard if you think about it.
If perchance there were something I had to say but couldn't say it because I have personal demons I could always make up a euphamism for it and go on about how I went to go see monkeys at the zoo and how one monkey was scraching another and I got bored.
Not that any of that happened...
It's perfectly open to anyone's interpretation to say the least.
Had I the need to try it I would but I realise that my problems are better dealt with a large blunt object to the head.
Yes, it's that screwy.

Michelle's Postcard finally arrived. Oh the envy and the "OMG I LOVE YOU GUYS!" burns bright.

malady

No, not really
HOWEVER
It seemed that I have unintentionally, and by no will of my own, faulted Michelle and Sharil... That's not true either. They were blaming me for having Mich over for a sheysha session and it's because of that that they became the sibling each one never had. I think it's adorable...

HAHHAHAHAHHAHA...

As I am thoroughly inept at this pujuking of a merajuking person business I had decided that the only way to remedy such situation is by using my Jedi mind tricks to make them forget each existed and if that doesn't work I will sell myself as their slavemonkey for a week and after a long phonecall which will effectively eat my allowance for next month, we have chosen the latter because my latent Jedi powers have yet to menifest. Bummer.

Cook for Mich for a week,
Sharil get's cupcakes when he gets back to KL in a few days and an agreement that I pull a dirty prank on one of our boys. A ruse of a russian spy though one I'm not very good at. FLIRTING.

jengjeng JENGGGGGG!!!

Tolong help. I can feel the fail coming on. I dislike Sharil at this particular moment. PSHHH!!

wish I had a weslaw account.

EH EH, EMIRRRR HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABE!!!!!
21 oredi right? hehehehe... the first of my friends who turned... BE AN ADULT NOW! hahahahahaha...

Now then, I wish I had a Weslaw account so that I don't have to bergoyang kaki di computer lab on the 7th floor. I mean, I love you guys but hanging out in uni all day at the computer bores me.

rant?

Want a geek? Be a geek.
I didn't know Malaysia had comic-cons... News to my ears. pshhh.

I'm kind of strafing off work at the moment. So many things coming up.
April babies rise and conquer!!
Ems, Juju and Zuri, I love you guys so have a great birthday.

I wish Ms. V'd give me the shit already! I hate having to go through ALL the topics. Gila frus okay, also I'm damn cuak about the coming exam and I don't want to hear anyone going "Oh, you'll do well lah, don't worry," cos I'll kill you if you do.
"Study harder," is utterable however because it's what I need to do.

I still need to go look up more cases tomorrow. I went on Monday but I couldn't access Weslaw and I forgot the url for H.E.L.P's LexisNexis website so no cases and I wasted 30 mins in Uni aside from filling up the form for consultation. BUT I honestly can't wait to get back into the uni life.

I know I'd mentioned holding a desk-job for 3 months and I concluded that desk-jobs are closer to scum than exams. Well no, maybe second in command to exams which is closer to scum. Scum's Secretary.

I've been in a perpetual sugar-crave for weeks now and I've already lost a few pounds.
Losing pounds = good
Sugar rush = not so good when you don't have the means to go get some brownies.

mmmmmm... brownies...
Okay, i go back to work now.
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