a saya-saya

why's it called a meme?

*W*H*O*

who is your best friend?
= oh, I have to PICK? I can't. cardinal rule of Aishah: No get pickies. If I have to pick, it would be really really unfair to me because I LOVE YOU ALL~!

who do you like?
= WHO do I like? Tough question... I like people in general, but the insipid ones kill me. tsk.

who is your mom?
= do you really wanna know? Let me just say that she ain't a lady you wanna piss off.

who owns your house?
= parental biounits.

who bought you the clothes your
wearing?
= me, from the allowance money that my dad gave me... okay my dad bought the clothes on my back.

who is at your house?
= maid, driver, mom and I. fun times...

who loves you?
= I love me. :D

who said hey to you today?
= NO ONE YET! omg... so the sedih... i mean, granted I just woke up but a nice SMS 'hey' would be nice too *sobsob*

who are you talking to right now?
= Mo because she's the only one botherable online.

who was your ex-boy/girlfriend?
= This one splendid guy I had to let go cos the distance was killing me, i'll spare you the sordid details mm'kay?

*W*H*A*T*
what town do you live in?
= a pretty busy one. There's cars at 4 in the effing A-M!

what are your pet peeves?
= non-punctuality predominantly...

what are you wearing?
= baju kelawar! because its comfier than a moomoo bitchis!

what do your teeth look like?
= well, lets see... perfect sets if not for the abit senget 2... but barely. Hang on if I have pictures I'll show them to you.
My toothes, let me show you it.

what are you doing in an hour?
= Membaca nota contract ku... because my life is dull that way.

what is your middle name?
= Nosh :P

what is your deepest secret?
= I poke badgers with spoons :O

what are you doing tomorrow?
= abso-fabulously nothing

what is your boy/girlfriends middle
name?
= alpha-females dont have boyfriends. :D

what is in this for you?
= whats in what for me?

what is your favorite thing(s) to do?
= coffee and sheysha. my life is relatively simple and I'm easy to please. relatively.

what are you sitting on?
= a chair. and my butt is numb yay

*W*H*E*R*E*
where are you at right now?
= mine room, because I woke up half an hour ago and tengah malas nak mandi

where were you at at 12 noon today?
= in my bed sleeping.

where is your toothbrush at?
= in mine bathroom at the sink.

where do you sleep?
= on a mushroom cloud with the fairies

where do you live?
= in a shoe with 12 other kids and an angry mother. I don't get no suppah, oh noes.

where were you at at 7pm yesterday?
= committing a crime. A really bad crime.

where is your boy/girl friend?
= i'z alpha female i thought we went over this?

where are your parents?
= in their room. watching the telly.

where did you put your bookbag?
= i have a bookbag? *bewildered* what's a book bag?

where do you keep your socks?
= in the sock drawer

*W*H*E*N*
when was your first kiss?
= oooooooo i was young...

when are you getting a job?
= when I finish my degree/during summer breaks/when i need the moolahs

when will you grow up?
= I WILL NEVER GROW UP! NEVAAAAA!!!

when are you going to call your friend?
= don't feel like calling anyone

when did you get home last night
= 6 30pm

when are you going to stop taking
surveys?
= no clue, it really depends on my mood.

when was the last time you had a fruit
smoothie?
= last summer

when are you getting married?
= never

*W*H*Y*
why are you taking this?
= bored to shiiiiiet. no, seriously!

why are you weird?
= because you're normal, AAAAAAARGH COUNT CHOCULA!!!

why are you wearing what your wearing
right now?
= because cows can fly

why dont you have friends?
= because pigs play bongos and can fly

why cant you get a boy/girl friend?
= because i have committment issues and can fly. Wait, I can't fly?!

why do you live where your at?
= because I like living in your imaginary basement eating popcorn and playing your videogames.

*H*O*W*
how do you fix your hair?
= with a screwdriver, a cello and some spray paint.

how are the kids?
= they're fine. thank you for asking, how are yours?

how many hours do you spend on the
computer?
= i have a computer chip in my head which makes it 'perpetually' *beep*

how many TV shows do you watch?
= none. tv is dull

how did you find this survey?
= it was from dila... on the bulletins on friendster, I know, sedih gila my life...

how do you like it so far?
= stright up thanks, it's been a dull day thus far.