Deny BN a 2/3 Majority in the elections!

Hey kids!

Tati mailed me a blog of note by Loh Gwo Burne for this year's elekshuns entailing justly why I and the learned majority thinks BN should fall right about now. We need change. Power has gone to their heads.

See the lolwalrus? I can voted BN - They FAIL.

Oh yea, did I tell you I'm one month OFF from being able to vote? BOOO!!! SNARKY ASS BOOOOOOOOOONESS!!!
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On a less elekshun based note,
I watched The Bucket List and find that it's now one of my favourite movies.
So many quotes the pick from but so lazy to type!



So endearing the movie.
=D

dreaming

This is me typing out this dream I had upon waking up this morning:
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okay okay so it was kinda weird right
i arrived at this womans house
she's tres awesome in my dream
i was a no money traveller
so i arrived and she has me come in
and i says to her
i dont have any money but i can do odd jobs for you in lieu of payment
so yes
my bunk is the blablabola... sordid details and all
so i went and she brought me to this room after letak bag
in room were bunch of people
and when i say bohemian i MEAN bohemian
like omg... yoga incense and everything
then there was this 2 guys talking at the front and im sitting down
fat one was playing guitar... kinda cute...
after show, fatty starts hitting on me... and kisses thigh... im like DUDE WTF?
so change reality
im flipping though an album for other guy
desperately good looking
he's a dj
i looked through photos and found one that i recognise
then i go "eh how come you know danny's sisetr?"
and he was like whu?
and i was like yea... wait you were that dj at the party here...
then i flipped more pages and found a photo of all of us... most vivid face was kyna
and he was like "omg you guys were the ones that said i sucked badly at mixing"
and i was like "no no... nuuuuuuuu... we just didnt appreciate it"
and then

Michelle says:
hahahaha wtf?

(I ♥♪) Red says:
he took out a tiny cd
and said "here's the mix YOU GUYS made to make ME embarassed"
and then i was like shit. in my head... and went to peluk all apolagetically like im so wrong sorry so sorry you totally rock at dj-ing totally
and the stroke my hair and kiss forehead then
i woke up to pee.
the end.
:/
random gila
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I'm not checking the grammar cos I'm too lazy.
I also went through several other messed up dreams I had throughout my life (plus one Naf dream reiterated) and it made me wonder if I should go for therapy...

Then a spot of deja vous for the day. No, for the year I hope. I hate deja vous...

p-what?

Okay kids,
I have thought of a venue or the 21st birthday shindig,
actually parental unit of the female variety did.
She offered the Jalan Damai Apartment's poolside and I gotta tell you, that place is swanky.

Keep your fingers crossed that I can have it late July and that there are no occupants otherwise it's gonna be at that really nice hall where we had concerts and proms at.

I kinda miss him... as a friend.

a saya-saya

why's it called a meme?

*W*H*O*

who is your best friend?
= oh, I have to PICK? I can't. cardinal rule of Aishah: No get pickies. If I have to pick, it would be really really unfair to me because I LOVE YOU ALL~!

who do you like?
= WHO do I like? Tough question... I like people in general, but the insipid ones kill me. tsk.

who is your mom?
= do you really wanna know? Let me just say that she ain't a lady you wanna piss off.

who owns your house?
= parental biounits.

who bought you the clothes your
wearing?
= me, from the allowance money that my dad gave me... okay my dad bought the clothes on my back.

who is at your house?
= maid, driver, mom and I. fun times...

who loves you?
= I love me. :D

who said hey to you today?
= NO ONE YET! omg... so the sedih... i mean, granted I just woke up but a nice SMS 'hey' would be nice too *sobsob*

who are you talking to right now?
= Mo because she's the only one botherable online.

who was your ex-boy/girlfriend?
= This one splendid guy I had to let go cos the distance was killing me, i'll spare you the sordid details mm'kay?

*W*H*A*T*
what town do you live in?
= a pretty busy one. There's cars at 4 in the effing A-M!

what are your pet peeves?
= non-punctuality predominantly...

what are you wearing?
= baju kelawar! because its comfier than a moomoo bitchis!

what do your teeth look like?
= well, lets see... perfect sets if not for the abit senget 2... but barely. Hang on if I have pictures I'll show them to you.
My toothes, let me show you it.

what are you doing in an hour?
= Membaca nota contract ku... because my life is dull that way.

what is your middle name?
= Nosh :P

what is your deepest secret?
= I poke badgers with spoons :O

what are you doing tomorrow?
= abso-fabulously nothing

what is your boy/girlfriends middle
name?
= alpha-females dont have boyfriends. :D

what is in this for you?
= whats in what for me?

what is your favorite thing(s) to do?
= coffee and sheysha. my life is relatively simple and I'm easy to please. relatively.

what are you sitting on?
= a chair. and my butt is numb yay

*W*H*E*R*E*
where are you at right now?
= mine room, because I woke up half an hour ago and tengah malas nak mandi

where were you at at 12 noon today?
= in my bed sleeping.

where is your toothbrush at?
= in mine bathroom at the sink.

where do you sleep?
= on a mushroom cloud with the fairies

where do you live?
= in a shoe with 12 other kids and an angry mother. I don't get no suppah, oh noes.

where were you at at 7pm yesterday?
= committing a crime. A really bad crime.

where is your boy/girl friend?
= i'z alpha female i thought we went over this?

where are your parents?
= in their room. watching the telly.

where did you put your bookbag?
= i have a bookbag? *bewildered* what's a book bag?

where do you keep your socks?
= in the sock drawer

*W*H*E*N*
when was your first kiss?
= oooooooo i was young...

when are you getting a job?
= when I finish my degree/during summer breaks/when i need the moolahs

when will you grow up?
= I WILL NEVER GROW UP! NEVAAAAA!!!

when are you going to call your friend?
= don't feel like calling anyone

when did you get home last night
= 6 30pm

when are you going to stop taking
surveys?
= no clue, it really depends on my mood.

when was the last time you had a fruit
smoothie?
= last summer

when are you getting married?
= never

*W*H*Y*
why are you taking this?
= bored to shiiiiiet. no, seriously!

why are you weird?
= because you're normal, AAAAAAARGH COUNT CHOCULA!!!

why are you wearing what your wearing
right now?
= because cows can fly

why dont you have friends?
= because pigs play bongos and can fly

why cant you get a boy/girl friend?
= because i have committment issues and can fly. Wait, I can't fly?!

why do you live where your at?
= because I like living in your imaginary basement eating popcorn and playing your videogames.

*H*O*W*
how do you fix your hair?
= with a screwdriver, a cello and some spray paint.

how are the kids?
= they're fine. thank you for asking, how are yours?

how many hours do you spend on the
computer?
= i have a computer chip in my head which makes it 'perpetually' *beep*

how many TV shows do you watch?
= none. tv is dull

how did you find this survey?
= it was from dila... on the bulletins on friendster, I know, sedih gila my life...

how do you like it so far?
= stright up thanks, it's been a dull day thus far.

bye boys

Packer won't be back til July this time and The Voice who is now the ex starting 6pm this evening and yeswe'restillfriends won't be back until I'm not sure when but yea...

Bye, boys. I'll miss you alot.

Story of the kiss-off on LJ.

crave

Craving for Roast Duck and Pamelo Salad at Delicious satisfied.

Also, I'm broke.

Yay.

he's back

for a week.
Til Sunday.
Leaving at 6pm... THIS Sunday.

I'm at a loss for words,
What the fuck can you do in (less than) a week?
Friends to visit, brothers and sister to hang out with.
Where am I in the happy little picture?

I can't do much about it can I?
*sigh*
doomed from the beginning, I thought.
Doomed from the beginning.

:(

i feel kind of shot...

sabahan

I went to Lala Land to scout down options for operation Monster.

Turns out they dont ink West Malaysia Muslims, yes not even Spags, for fear of license revocation. BOOOOO!
So now I have to find a Sabahan name, bah. Tolong sikit boleh?

And I think it's cheaper to get the microdermals done in UK.

Oh, and by the way, Ronnie from Spec Body Art KECOMELAN MACAM BEARRR!!!
And the tattooist is whom we call the pretty boy, Zicho.

Wong said he'll ask Frankie about the Monstering me up (Wong also said that the micros are gonna cost me 300 a piece).
Ronnie and Zicho don't mind at all and quoted RM1K.
Kok is an absolute bastard so I'm not gonna go to dragon blaze EVARR (and he quoted RM1.2K).

Bummer much,
Prioritise says Shar.
Okay, said I.
I guess I have to sober up abit for the monster anyway.